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Chapter 7. Rumble in the Restaurant

Chapter 7. Rumble in the Restaurant

"HAHAHA! Ganbei! Ganbeii!

"Long live Da Han!"

"Da jia hao! Da jia hao!!"

"What are you looking at, punk!"

The battle started like a flash fire. At first, people in the second floor of Jun's restaurant were making merry and then, as if somebody threw a live torch inside a firecracker factory, the whole conflict suddenly exploded like dynamite. Brother against brother, child against adult, man against woman, younger against elder, many against few, it was utter chaos.

"Haha! Beautiful lady, stay with this laozi tonight!

"Hateful!"

"Don't run, little beauty! Uncle has lots of sweet candy stored up just for you..."

"Oh my, what shall I do? An old pervert has taken fancy on me, Guo Jing!! Help!!"

"Stay away from Miss Huang, old man!!"

"Stinky boy! Laozi has been fighting while you was still drinking your mother's milk, your three legged cat kung fu won't beat I, your father!"

"Almsgiver, what has the beggar clan ever done to you in order to incur this much hatred?"

"Old man, go home and retire, your time in jianghu, is OVER!!"

"Help!"

Inside the restaurant, you can see the vile looking retainer He harassing the guqin player, and a tall lanky retainer is helping him against the woman. The old and withered-like-a-dead-tree retainer Huang is chasing a teenage girl, while the teenage boy is being manhandled by the freckled face retainer Huo. Fighting the old beggar is a grizzled looking retainer with serious facial wounds. The retainer has a destroyed left eye, most of his right ear and several of his teeth was missing. Before the fight started, the retainer already took out his false teeth, removed his wig and eye patch, and he looks terrifying indeed. Lin Feng is helping the scary retainer against the old beggar. He is responsible for nullifying all the beggar's moves with amazing foresight while the retainer attacks the old beggar with wild abandon. On the reserve team is the young retainer Lei and beside him is a limping retainer with a bad leg, they are responsible for bullying the other people in the floor to prevent these people from having ideas, while also guarding the stairs to prevent busybodies from intervening in their good fortune.

"What's all that ruckus?"

"I don't know, it sounds like its coming from downstairs."

"Let's go and see what's happening down there."

"Haha, It should be a small matter, I'll just stay here with my uncle."

7 of the Imperial scholar group decided to go downstairs to check what's the matter, these 7 being the most adventurous, or just those bored enough, I guess. A few moments later...

"Look, it's that silly person we met on the stairs a few minutes ago!"

"They are fighting! How dare they not respect the rules inside the city!"

"Not only are they fighting. Look at who are they fighting with. Women, children and elderly!"

"I knew it, I knew it! That guy was a troublemaker from the start!"

The imperial scholars were fuming with righteous fervor, thus they move forward, wanting to be the hero who saves the beauty. Their advanced was soon stopped as they were awed by the sharpness of the limping retainer.

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"Come at me, ye bastards!"

"Whaa!! He looks strong!"

"Hmmph, how strong can someone who only knows how to bully the soft while fearing the hard be! Brothers, charge!"

"I don't believe these two can stop us all!"

"Yes, two fists can't beat four hands, attack!"

The retainers Lei and Li Cha soon met the attack of the Imperial scholars head on. Li Cha was very ruthless as he kept using very sharp moves, trading injury for injury. Lei was not as reckless as him, and he's a bit soft, but he would never waver in preventing the Imperial scholars whenever it looked they were gonna break through their chokepoint. One of the scholars soon had enough of it so he decided to call other scholars upstairs to help.

Meanwhile, as the fight inside the room began to get longer, more and more people were considering whether to help the pitiful persons being assaulted. Lin Feng saw that the situation is becoming bad for them, so he decided to just go full auto.

"Weilian, leave me to deal with this old man, go help the others."

"No, boss! We'll go take down the woman first."

"This old beggar greatly admires benefactor. At this age, with this skill, jianghu will soon welcome the rise of another peerless evildoer. But, why are you doing this? Do you really intend to force your will upon us?"

"Old man, it's not like I want to force you, but you are the ones forcing us instead! Everyone, hurry up, double time!!"

Lin Feng relieving Weilian from the old beggar was the straw that broke the camel's back. While Mei Chaofeng was resisting He and the tall, lanky retainer by lashing out with her deadly white claws that just scream I-want-to-yin-you, the just-relieved Weilian swooped in and knocked her unconscious with a whiplike kick to the head. It hit so hard that the other people witnessing the event was very worried, obviously wanting to help the poor girl, but also scared since the scary guy was so ruthless.

"(Wahh, such a beautiful girl, but he hit her so ruthlessly.)"

"(He's so ugly and yet he does not hesitate to hit a good looking woman, surely no girl will marry him in the future.)"

"Don't dally anymore! It's your guy's fault that boss was angry."

"Sorry, the lady was just too beautiful and me thinks boss would'nt like it if she gets injured."

"What he said, brother Weilian!"

"Fools! The boss is too smart to fall for her beauty. Besides, he's still too young for that. Do'nt hesitate now and help the boss capture the others. At all costs."

Retainer He and the tall lanky retainer cut off Huang Rong's retreat, and the three of them soon tied up the girl. Huo strangled Guo Jing and has already started tying the boy up. The stairs were soon overrun by Imperial scholars as the man who sent to inform the others brought another 4 people including himself, but thankfully, Weilian arrived just in time to barely stop the Imperial scholar's advance. The old beggar tried many tricks in front of Lin Feng, but he solved them all, albeit at a cost, making Lin Feng with his small body more tired than usual. In the end, once the entire group tied up all the targets and they were pushing back the Imperial scholars to the stairs, the surnamed Ouyang's Feng, Ke along with the remaining scholars also came down since the conflict does'nt seem to stop but just gets louder and louder, even with 10 Imperial scholars sent to defuse the situation. Not only that, passersby gathered in droves in the groundfloor, and some of them seemed to be from White Camel Mountain manor. Finally, Lin Feng relaxed his nerves when he saw the hostages were captured, allowing Hong Qigong to finally have an opening, which the old beggar used to overturn a table in order to make it as an improvised shield.

"You leave me no choice!"

The old beggar said as he grabbed from one of his pockets some unspeakable things a normal person would'nt dare touch with his hand and threw these outside the balcony, which splattered on a wall and a few unlucky passerby. Unbelievably, the splatter had a few recurring patterns and it would have been an amazing work of art, if it were'nt for some people shouting...

"The f is this?"

"Such a foul smell!"

"Pwehh, it's bitter!"

"What the hell you doing?"

"What? Not my fault it fell into my mouth while I was yawning."

In the restaurant, when Lin Feng saw the hateful Hong Qigong throw something outside, he cursed and kept suppressing Hong Qigong to stay beneath his turtle shell with his newly made technique, restaurant of flying chopsticks. He kept the pressure because the old beggar still seems intent on continuing to throw the things-which-will-not-be-named outside the restaurant.

"(Nima, after all this work, you just have to relax at this time, stupid brain of mine!)"

"Boss, its the Ouyang Feng, we saw him upstairs with the Imperial scholars."

"(Too many problems, dammit!)"

Thinking about the pickle he is stucked with, Lin Feng's muddled eyes soon shined with an eery light after he had an idea sprout inside his consciousness.

"Quick! Drive away all the people still here!"

Meanwhile, in the outside, as soon as some scruffy beggars saw the splatters, they then did something like move a sign there, or throw some stones there, so on and so forth. Soon, beggars all over the place began to scurry and gather, making it look like there was gonna be a feeding program somewhere.