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Chapter 7 - How To Bull Sh!t Out Of Anything

Chapter 7 - How To Bull Sh!t Out Of Anything

no escape. nowhere to run, only me, ice and that huge dragon. now lets hope to the great gods above I can get out of this one. I walk out from behind my hiding place. he gives me a shocked eye.

instantly the big ice dragon ran over to me with wings outstretch and a tail swinging back and forth like a dog. the eyes gave off a look of being worried. 'Borothast. your girlfriend is looking for you' I said to him with a smile.

'Damn it Richard not now. she is one of THOSE dragons. a yandere in your language. to much for me to handle, I am lucky she forgot the time I was with Worcrads and Zonican' Borothast said to me. to many dragon names. I will shorten it if I acquire to many dragons

"Borothast. what happened to you?" the huge Ice Dragon said. I smiled with all the cockiness I could muster. this dragon was see through and made of ice. crystal clear ice. however the aura could be seen clear as day

"what happened? a long story, sorry to say however Borothast joined his soul with mine. he is still here though" I said while tapping the side of my head.

"then allow my to test your worthiness of a dragon such as him" the dragon said while charging at me I had near no time to react, I was in cased in ice unable to move. I did the only thing I knew I could do better then anyone...I smiled with a smile that said 'right into my trap card' and the Ice Dragon stopped and looked at me, then started looking around. is this dragon a bit to gullible or what? I wait for the Ice Dragon to fully turn around while scanning everything and break out the ice it trapped me in with Fire Dragon Soul, I recalled everything and anything that got me even slightly angry however I just bottled it up. I got myself as angry as possible, I felt myself getting lost in rage for a moment but I snapped out of it, and what I saw was a dead Ice Dragon... Note to self, never get lost in rage even for a second as you loose track of time and become a killing machine. but I shouldn't have a memory painful enough to lose myself over. maybe I forgot something. I failed to notice the last bit of a black fire from around my left hand as it disappeared.

"So Borothast the Fire Dragon truly has passed. how unfortunate, so I see he made you his new vesicle. hmm... I will make you an offer, take my ice instead of Borothast's fire. I can guarantee its strength as I am Linion the Ice Dragon. I only wish to know his soul's well being" Linion said with a tempting offer.

'NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOO!!!!" I heard Borothast yell in my head. I smile

I felt something shift inside of me and the words came by them self"Linion. I am being told no by Borothast. however you being such a strong and powerful dragon are welcome to join our souls and talk with him, you will be bound with him without possibility for him to escape you" I said with a grin... I expected a reaction from her but not for it to work. Linion accepted...

Ice Dragon SoulMastery: Beginner level 1You now possess a dragon soul. with it you can call upon the power of a dragon to attack your opponent. power depends on emotion being used. 50HP/s

Spout Bull Sh!tMastery: Beginner level 1the power to get out of and and all situations by spouting the most WTF Bull Sh!t. gained through convincing a dragon to give its soul to you with words alone. you now have a 25% chance of your bs working on a NPC

it is the same as the fire dragon? no, this power feels cold... not much of a difference. 'YOU TRICKED ME!!!' Linion said annoyed. wow Linion is an idiot. 'wait. Borothast!!!' Linion said while finally noticing Borothast who looked scared. I will leave those two alone for now...

I start to walk out the dungeon when I felt something. the dragon souls could be awakened to use Spirit Energy. maybe that will come in handy later... I exited the cave and noticed 2 things. the 3 other members of the Kitten Brigade were offline and OH MY GOD!!!

"COULD YOU GUYS SHUT UP FOR A SECOND!!!" I shouted with a roar silencing the voices in my head... I am not crazy. "Looks like I have some time, how would you dragons like to become useful" I said with an evil grin that screamed evil genius plotting to take over the world.

'Dare I ask how, were are pure souls, nothing more. what can we do?" Lilion asked curiously and I smiled as I awakend Borothast's Spirit Force...

Over BurnMastery: Beginner Level 1at the cost of 1000HP/s you can incinerate anything within 10 meters. damage depends on distance from you and Rage

Ice AgeMastery: Beginner Level 1at the cost of 1000HP/s you can freeze anything within 10 meters. strength of Ice depends on how calm you are, absolute calm is equivalent to your vitality

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finally... Fire and Ice magic without mana!!!... wait nope, that costs a lot of health and sounds really painful. "Borothast and Linion. I want you to get to work on grinding that new power I got you. I have my own to grind" I said while activating Physical Reinforcement and running back to the capital.

'hey Borothast, was that black fire the fire I think it was?' Lilion asked with a wry smile.

'yes. he has suffered a lot to have gained such a power. yet he fails to see why he suffers. a fool with to much power' Borothast said.

'and he is able to store multiple dragons in his soul comfortably. how much of his power is being held back?' Lilion asked yet both remained silent just thinking about it. I did not notice their conversation as they were talking in a way I couldn't hear however I did get an itch in my head. I ignored it. with the level I acquired from the Ice Ghost I put all 5 points on Wisdom increasing it to 35. if I can get it to 100 SF/s I can keep it active 24/7. that should advance it much faster then normal. I then feel a intense amount of bloodlust. I look to my left and it was that assassin from earlier that nearly killed me Lin and Hana, I see a level 4 written above his head and I start laughing.

"It is not funny" I hear him say as 6 other people show themselves from behind the tree's. all level 23-24. crap...

"Oh but it is. I now posses the power to easily take you down" I say lying through my teeth. I am actually trying yo use a teleport crystal, it just takes 3 minuets to use them. "You see I just exited the dungeon over there known as the Ice Pit and achieved a power that will be the bane of your existence" I said activating Fire Dragon Soul to a small extent creating a thin fire aura around me that looks to be creating ripples in the air when it is just melting the snow and ice into water vapour and making a cool effect. they look focused like they are preparing for my attack.

"So what, that is just basic fire" The first victim said while charging in alone. a dragon at a higher level is to much, but a human with sloppy technique even with a speed and strength advantage is child's play. I evade his sword swing while countering with a punch that used his speed against him as he ran into my fist. I then kicked his throat and jumped back a bit. he was already mostly healed because his group has healers.

"Basic fire that makes a level 9 able to beat down a level 23. I already beat your assassin but he had no vitality, it was east" I said with a small amount of provocation in my voice yet if you look carefully you can see my legs shaking, if they all attacked at once no amount of technique can overcome such a difference in level.

"that how about all of us at once" One of the non important level 24's said. they all then ran at me like a bunch of idiots swinging swords and daggers. I almost laughed, I avoided the first guy's sword, then the second guy's sword then the third. it was easy, they did not attack all at once, they were jumping at me one at a time.

"10....9" I started a count down and they jumped back like I was preparing magic. ha, a few more seconds and I will be in the capital.

"Spirit Force Bolt" Said one of the people, the then duplicated the bolt 5 times, so he is a multiplier. nice to know. I didn't need to avoid.

"Over Burn" I said at the cost of a precious 1000 HP burning all of them and the Spirit Force Bolt causing it to explode early."3...2....1" I said and then vanished from their sight. at the capital I walked over to a shop and asked "How much is and Ice Dragon's scale worth?" but I felt Lilion did not like it so I will hole on to it.

"100,000,000G" the shop keeper said. I was about to turn around but Lilion caused a sharp pain in my head. damn it. I then noticed the blue box to my right.

Spout Bull Sh!tMastery: Intermediate level 1the power to get out of and and all situations by spouting the most WTF Bull Sh!t. gained through convincing a dragon to give its soul to you with words alone. you now have a 50% chance of your BS working on a NPC

wow... this skill is powerful and levels up quickly in the right hands. namely my hands... now what to do while I wait? maybe I can post some letters. it gains my money and increases my speed.

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Author's Notes

the next chapter will be anything but short. I was thinking of splitting it into 2 parts but I couldn't find any spot without a HUGE cliff hanger... let me know if in future you would prefer cliff hangers in future for shorter more readable chapters or one where you can spend a while reading.