Now I know we all are wondering who could this other half be? Malkuth the Jungle Roach has been such an exceptional character in our lore and discourse, so what type of person could be hosting his half of such an extraordinary spirit? Well let’s introduce the most important piece to this puzzle, Malkuth Shakur. A 6’ 4 exceptional soul who has not broken his shell of a cocoon and become a butterfly of righteousness. He is a bit rough around the edges, and has not come into his full potential, but Allah makes no mistakes. Let’s drop in and see what the expulsion of Oppression is doing right now.
*lighter flicks*
“Yall fuck niggas can’t duck them switches, I told y’all bout running off with that petty ass munyun now ya momma finna hafta move out by Thursday “ Malkuth rages as he shoots up the house of a person who apparently has ran off with a petty ass backend off a bank fraud scam.
“Bruh please, but I’m gone pay it off the play ran off I ain’t have nothing to do with that I swear bruh here go 2000 right here and I’ll work the rest of the 8 bands off twin just don’t shoot no more its kids in here” Angelo Ricks screams and pleads with Malkuth.
“Bet bring it out All blue cheese” Malkuth demands.
Well damn. Even we ain’t know he was living like this. We did say rough around the edges. Malkuth gets in his Old school 94 Chevrolet Caprice. He loves this car because his father had one just like it. He ran his money up to the ceiling and bought it. It’s a color flat purple with gold D’s. He’s kind of old school in the heart and doesn’t like the rims and flashy stuff the young guys riding these days. He puts his phone on the Aux and turns his music all the way to the highest volume point and beats the block down. Sing along with him If you know the song.
It's like that, now
You better go on and get the hump up out your back now
It's about fo' or five cats off in my 'Lac now
We just shoot game in the form of story raps now (Yeah)
It's like that now, it's like that now
Now Suzy Skrew had a partner named Sasha... Thumper
I remember her number like the summer
When her and Suzy, yeah, they threw a slumber
Party, but you can not call it that 'cause it was slummer
Well, it was more like spend the night
Three in the mornin', yawnin', dancin' under street lights
We chillin' like a villain, and a nigga feelin' right
In the middle of the ghetto on the curb, but in spite of all the bullshit
We on our back, starin' at the stars above (Aww, man)
Talkin' bout what we gonna be when we grow up (Mm)
I said, "What you wanna be?" She said, "Alive"
It made me think for a minute, then looked in her eyes
I coulda died, time went on, I got grown
Rhyme got strong, mind got blown
I came back home to find lil' Sasha was gone
Her mama said she with a nigga that be treatin' her wrong (Man)
I kept on singin' my song and hopin' at a show
That I would one day see her standin' in the front row
But two weeks later, she got found in the back of a school
With a needle in her arm, baby two months due
Sasha Thumper” Malkuth raps as his 2 15 kenwoods shake the streets of Moreland Avenue”
Malkuth wasn’t such a terrible young man. He sold a couple pounds here and there, popped a couple scams there and here, but he paid his momma’s bills, and sisters’ bills , and all of his beautiful potential lovers’ bills. His phone rings and he picks it up.
“Wussam baby, I was just finna call you” Malkuth kicks it to Erica Kiara Nieves. His Oh so fine older lady. She’s high yellow with long hair attending Spelman college studying Psychology.
“Baby, you okay? I just had a bad dream about you and It was crazy.” She says in a worried fashion.
“Yeah baby I’m alright I just had to go straighten some motion bout some petty racks, but I collected a backend. Wya? Im bout to come get you so we can get some food. You in the mood for steak? Wait what df happened in your dream?“ Malkuth says to Erica.
“Baby you ain’t gone believe it, but you was on some Fred Hampton shit, You was giving out free lunches and fruit and vegetables to the entire Westside of Atlanta, you fed over 4000 families, and I almost ain’t know it was you because uhh nigga you ain’t doing shit for nobody but my fine ass and your momma”. Erica explains to Malkuth.
“Baby yeah you had to be dreaming bout one of them Morehouse niggas couldn’t have been me” Malkuth says chuckling.
“No It was you because, you had on some shorts and you had that same scar on your left knee, but the thing is you was swole, like buff as hell baby I woke up wetter than the Amazon rainforest so I know It was you.” Erica tell Malkuth.
“Crazy dream baby, I’m ten minutes away from you, really fifteen, get dressed I’m finna come pick you up.” Malkuth demands.
“Now you know I’m going to need way more time to get dressed I ain’t going nowhere looking any kind of way,” Erica says in an annoyed manner.
“Man it don’t take all that we just getting some food real quick.” Malkuth says in a charming manner.
“Stop playing you don’t go nowhere real quick you finna take me to some five star restaurant and do the most. Im finna shower give me 45 mins” Erica chuckled while giving Malkuth the game plan.
“Listen don’t take forever, I got a dice game and the studio to go to, but I miss you baby so I gotta do something for you to get my energy together” Malkuth says while smiling.
“Okay daddy I’m going to be ready” Erica Replies.
Erica hangs up the phone. Malkuth has a way with the ladies, he calls his high school sweetheart and she answers on the first ring.
“Damn nigga took you long enough I been waiting on you to call me since Tuesday. You just fuck me and leave me alone then just call when you want some more?” Clarissa “riss” Davis says to him.
“ Yo opp ass cousin tried to play with my money today you ain’t heard bout what I did?” Malkuth says back to Riss.
“Yeah I heard stupid, I don’t care bout that shit I told his dumbass don’t even play with you like that, but he always one of them hard head soft ass type dudes he dumb asf, now my auntie scared trying to find some where else to move, I’m telling her she good she need to kick that dumb ass out the house he play too much with his life. That ain’t got nothing to do with me I want that dick.” Riss explains to Malkuth,
“You crazy as hell baby no cap where your son at?” Malkuth inquires.
“Your son or Our son stupid?” Riss says in a playful manner.
“Your son stop playing like you don’t know why we broke up I forgive you, but stop playing before I not see you” Malkuth says in a rude manner
“Okay okay okay dang chill, he with his grandfather for the week, So I can work and chill, so wassup. Imma get to see you ?” asks Riss.
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“You might imma call you when I leave the studio but hold on somebody calling me Imma call you back” Malkuth lets her know as he hangs up the phone.
He throws on his playlist and drives towards Spelman College.
“Let me play my shit real quick” Malkuth says to himself
Malkuth plays his theme song Brand New Draco by 21 Savage. He has a love for the classics. If you know the song sing a long, because this is one of our favorites all the way in the land of UnSeentIT.
“Yeah
(Metro)
We ain't giving out smoke, we giving out embalming fluid
Spin that sh- every day, every night
Back to back to back to back to back
Y'all n- can't even trap, nothing
Post up, nothing, kick with the h-, barbeque, nothing
We spinning back to back
Two weeks, three weeks straight, on God
Big 4L
Rockin' ice like I'm tryna make a knot go down (21, 21)
When the police hit the lights
I do not slow down (on God, on God, on God, straight up)
Brand new Draco ready to crash like when the stocks go down (pyoom)
I'm rich for real, I could press a button
And make the opps go down (nah, facts)
Maybach with the shade (straight up)
Brand new CTS all red like the Braves (on God)
Y'all just started slidin', we was slidin' back in the day (21)
21 Gang, woodgrain on the K (21)
Big Slaughter, n-, big dagger in my face (straight up)
Ski mask, f- a camera, gun him down on tape (on God)
Breaking news, FOX 5, p-, we don't play (straight up)
I call my Hellcat OVO 'cause it keep a Drac' (facts)
Red dot, headshot, p- DOA (21)
Count me a ten in one minute
Count a whole hundred in ten minutes (on God)
N- need to call they hood Beyblades
'Cause all we do is spin in it (on God)
I own me a couple establishments
I ain't worried 'bout your business (21)
Y'all running 'round here gossipin'
I'm tryna make me more millions
Ridin' with a stick in the hotbox
I ain't never put my phone in it
We call your main b- p- hood
'Cause all we do is joan in it
Money the only paperwork I put my bros in
Somebody please unthaw my ears 'cause they frozen” Malkuth raps at the top of his lungs.
He smashes the gas in his caprice and does 40 over the speed limit all the way to 350 Spelman Lane. He lights another backwood and he changes the song. If you know these lyrics I advise you learn them and sing it. They are going to be the songs he step to all the Opps to so yeah better to sing along to it now, just a little free game from an omniscient point of view.
“Siri play 4L by 21 savage and Young Nudy my daddy used to love this shit boy I can remember riding listening to this shit right now right with my pops man I miss my dawg he just had to take them fake percs man all these real drugs we havin he just went out so bad man damn” Malkuth says in a sickening manner.”
He blasts this song at the highest volume and raps it at the highest capacity he can.
“Bow-bow-bow-bow-bow-bow-bow-bow
Brrr-bow-bow-bow-bow
I wanted to come in, know what I'm talkin' about
Cuz just talked that shit
That big Zone 6 shit for y'all niggas ass
(Stop all that cap-ass shit)
I'm a Zone 6-er Mr. Remixer
Mr. Fuck-Her-Then-I-Hit-Her-Pass-Her-To-My-Nigga
Only thing I smoke on is a big Swisher
And I don't sip liquor, I sip lean, yes, sir
Pull up on the curb, hope I serve a nigga bird (serve a bird)
Who run the block? Slimeball, that's the word (Slime)
Get a nigga topped, off top, non-stop, on my block
I got shooters totin' their Glock
It's a 30 in his Glock (yeah, that 30)” Malkuth screams at the top of his lungs.
As he turns into Spelman he turns the music up even louder and gives Erica some more time before he calls her. Security approaches the car.
“Before you even start tripping here go something for ya lunch get out my face.” Malkuth tells security
Malkuth hands him an One-hundred-dollar bills. Security goes back to the booth. Malkuth finds something more appropriate to play to set the mood for his beautiful date, then he remembers songs his mother used to play for him in her red Pontiac Grand Am.
“Damn what’s that song my momma used to always play when she used to be mad at pops?” Malkuth thinks to himself. Oh I got it. He plays Do you want to by Xscape.
“Now there's something you can show me
Something you can say
Promise me you'll stay with me
Until my dying day
Do you want to (do you want to)
Like I want to be in love with you? (like I want to be in love with you?)
Say you do (say you do)
Do you want to (do you want to make a love, babe?)
Like I want, I want to make love to you (like I want to, like I want to make love to you)
Say you do (say you do)
Now my deep emotions
Have completely come over me
I'm into you, I'm loving you too deep
Oh, yes I am
Should have seen it comin'
Felt my heart beating much too weak
I can't control, I can't let go (I can't control, I can't let go)
Of you baby, you baby, you
Do you want to
Like I want to be in love with you? (like I want to be in love to you)
(Like I want to be in love to you)
Say you do (say you do)
Do you want to (do you want to make a love, babe?)
Like I want, I want to make love to you (like I want to, like I want to make love to you)
Say you do (say you do)
Did it feel good to you, baby
Like it felt good to me
Say you do (say you do)
Do you want it again baby, baby
'Cause I want it right now, yes I do
Say you do (say you do)” Malkuth sings while remembering about his childhood.
Malkuth phone rings, and It is Erica. He tells her that he has been at the gate for 30 minutes, and she comes outside. She jumps in the front seat.
“Oh its 87 degrees outside in the middle of September can we cut the AC on?
“Yeah that straight baby. You wanna hit this blunt?” Malkuth asks Erica.
“I may get lip gloss all over it You gotta napkin?”
“You know I ain’t tripping on that but yeah here you go right here” Malkuth hands Erica the napkin. She dabs her lip gloss off and hits the marijuana.
“Where we getting some food from?” She asks Malkuth
“This steak place by the Omni Hotel, Like McCormick or something like that, I ain’t wanna drive all the way by Lenox and get Prime I ain’t know what you was gone have time to put clothes on.” He explains.
“Okay cool I ain’t tripping you know I appreciate you even making time for me baby I missed you bad.” Erica tells Malkuth.
“Its cool baby you know I try for you what you wanna listen to?” He asks Erica.
“Uhhhhh you choose”
“Bet Imma turn on something playa for ya twin”
Malkuth plays “Why I love you so much” By Monica
“You mean the world, ooh
And everything that I want for
Since I've been your girl
Oh, my whole life has been much better than ever before
You got a tender sweet love, yes, you do
That weakens me and takes over me whenever we touch
Baby, that's just why I love you so much
Baby, that's just why I can't get enough
Baby, that's just why I love you so much
I love only you” Malkuth sings to Erica while gripping her thighs.
“You play too damn much boy, you gone have me leaking through my dress stop playing how far we is from the place?” Erica says to Malkuth while laughing.
“We finna park now”
Malkuth and Erica have a beautiful dinner and he gets both of them steak with lobster mashed potatoes and Apple cobbler for desert. He also gets her 3 strawberry lemon drops and 2 Reposado Don Julio Shots He tips the waitress well and she smiles big and says to Erica
“Wow young lady, someone really raised such a polished young man, take care of him before someone else does.”
“I try my best, as you can see it's well appreciated “Erica says with a bit of an attitude.
The waitress walked off.
“Damn baby why you so snappy?” Malkuth asks Erica.
“That old ass bitch trying to flirt” Erica says in a hostile manner.
“Sound like free game and wisdom if you ask me.” Malkuth responds.
Erica and Malkuth leaves the establishment.
“You taking me back to your spot?” Erica asks Malkuth.
“I’m finna go shoot dice and make a tape I don’t want you waiting up all night for me and you got community service to do in the morning, but if you wanna stay there you can.” Malkuth explains to her.
“Nawl its cool take me back to my dorm” Erica says with an attitude.
Malkuth drops her back off on campus. Malkuth heads to the Yondos in midtown and stops at the atm. He pulls out one thousand dollars to gamble. As he gets to the dice game, he notices that he needs some backwoods and his car is almost out of gas, so he stops and gets both. Then he walks in and see the craps game and the ceelo game going.
“Yall know wussam, yall boys let me either stop the bank or let me get in the box I ain’t got long my bitch drunk trying to link and I’m finna take her y’all boys rent money for Hermes slides and David Yurman bracelets crazy man.” Malkuth says while popping it at the competition.
“Boy you know you the sweetest shit since Ice Tea crazy man come give that free ass bag up.” Ricky laughs and say to Malkuth.
“You gone be having to ask the hoe to borrow her lunch money clown now get down” Jam says to Malkuth while shooting.
“100 on the come out , 100 on the point let's get it” Malkuth says while joining the crap game.
Now usually Malkuth is sweet as hell on the dice. He done lost his reup money 4 straight times and his fraud backends every time in between, but boy oh boy was he hot today. The young man couldn’t miss a point.
“Rite fuck nigga that’s 7.” Malkuth says as he shakes the dice game. He shoots and hits 7.
“Boy went to church this morning its straight keep shooting and put down. “ the sidebettors say to Malkuth.
“Eleven pussy another headcrack I’m going to Turks with y’all niggas money” Malkuth says as he breaks the competition.
“Nigga lost so much he hot its smooth. Keep shooting We ain't even finna hold the dice you sweet.”
Malkuth shoots again, and his point is 8.
“One thing my granddad always taught me was 8s don’t skate, Two Six Saquon Barkley”
Malkuth screams as he rolls a 8.
Malkuth repeated this pattern of rolling 7, then eleven, then 8 for about 30 or so minutes. He came into the dice game with 1000 dollars from the atm. He is now at 8500 dollars in about 35 minutes. The entire room is now trying to bet against him.
“Y’all boys stupid, why would y’all try and put yall hands on a stove while its hot now I’m finna burn yall dumb ass, POINT 6 LEBRON GAMES LARRY BIRD COME HERE NIGGA” Malkuth screams.
The entire room bet against his six like he didn’t listen to that zone six shit all the way here and back. Y’all sung along with him, shit we did too. Rocking Ice like I’m trying to make a knot go down, What made them bet against that six, we don’t know either, but from 8500 he went up to 18,750. And he ain’t run with the money like y’all boys would’ve did, oh no this a real playa we talking about here, We said an amazing host for one of the greatest souls under the sun. In two hours, Malkuth had made 45 thousand dollars betting every single come out and every single point, he did not get off the dice once, and they wanted to say he was cheating, but he ain’t even bring the dice, the other person in the box Jam Tron did and those dice made Jam Tron a lot of money. So the losers had to salute the playa. Some guys wanted to rob him, but they knew how he would respond. With switches, like your dad used to when your teacher called home about them office referrals ya know; By putting belts to them boys Ass for weeks straight. So after he broke every one. He gave everybody three hundred dollars apiece back, and the shooter two thousand to keep the gamble going. Ain’t this one real ass playa? That waitress was right on the money with this one, but this ain’t even the entire story. He jumped in the CeeLo game and struck on the three dice too. This man Magic Malkuth Shakur as they called him after this, rolled trips 8 straight times. Trips is when all of the three dice match for the the ones who don’t know how to shoot dice. Then he took the bank off the 4 5 6 and stuffed it with all the money he made off the crap game. Everybody in the room started trying to shoot at the bank then with 35 thousand in it, but Malkuth threw 10 more 6s and took all the money he gave back earlier in craps and struck the entire ceelo game except one dude from Wilkensburg Projects in Pittsburgh who bet with him during the entire ceelo game. Ironically his name was Lo. Malkuth had won 75,000 dollars in one night shooting dice.
“Boy Magic Malkuth I don’t know what you came in here on today, but I got on the right end of it with ya boyz” Lo said to Malkuth in his car.
“I just took the love of my life to get steak and tipped the waitress 100$ on a 300$ tab. Allah rewards us when we give out of our sustenance my brother never forget it.” Malkuth responds to Lo.
“You popped them boys they finna be trying to get you to come back and gamble every day for the rest of the year now” Lo says while chuckling.
Man I was finna go to studio, but I’m like fuck it I’m finna go pick my bitch back up and lay up with these racks” Malkuth says to Lo.
“that’s shady as hell bro, I engineer and make beats, you should pick her up and bring her” Lo says to Malkuth.
“Nawl I ain’t finna do that, I’m finna go fuck my high school love I gotta be fair, my bitch gotta date my side bitch getting ate. But lets go lay some tracks.”
Episode End
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