Kuma: (Walks in the room) I am finally back, Kuma!

Liz: Pedobear, what have you been doing lately? (Brings out chainsaw) Speak honestly or you will die.

Kuma: *Gulp* Hahaha, y-you s-see Liz, I had too many things, Kuma...

Fate: (Walks in) Hey, Kuma-chan! I came back to tell you our plans are going smoothly~ (Notices Liz) Hiiiii! E-er, I-I mean hi Liz, its lovely to s-see you.

Liz: What are you two planing? Spit it out now and I will kill you painlessly. 

Kuma: (Laughs unnaturally) C-come on Liz, there is no way I would be planning anything, kuma!

Liz: You stopped writing for three months and come back shamelessly. And now your telling me you didn't come up with a mischievous plan? Okay, I believe you. (Kuma and Fate sigh in relief) DO YOU BAKAS THINK I WILL BELIEVE YOUR BULL CRAP!!! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TWO UP TO THIS TIME?!

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Kuma: (Whispers to Fate) Fate-chan, I think we should run now.

Fate: I agree Kuma-chan

(Once again, they run away while Liz chase them with chainsaw in her hand)

Hiya everyone, kuma! I'm finally back, kuma!

Sorry I didnt post for so long, so as an appology, I wrote three chapters and I'll post it now, kuma!