"Your feet smell like cheese."
"What? "
"I'm sorry but i can't understand a thing that your saying."
"Hm ... maybe this'll' help"
The spirit lady raises her hands and he tabletop bursts into a rainbow of colors until finally settling down into a seven pointed star rainbow.
"Vvvuvvv"
Table translate: "Hello."
"Oh finally, nice to meet you. My name is: -------------- ."
Neutral [https://www.royalroadcdn.com/public/smilies/icon_neutral.gif] "I'm sorry what was that "
Repeat of not being able to understand name ….. X3
"So you can't say your name. Humh … well considering how you died, i'll just call you Blood Face. "
"Why? "
The spirit lady conjures and hands me a mirror
With confusion I decided to looks a my reflection.
"Oh. "
While looking at my reflection I couldn't help but feel queasy.
"Not on the table, not on the table. " screams the spirit lady .
Throws up.. on the table
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After the achievement and a subsequent repeat of what the spirit lady was trying to say ,
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"So i'm dead huh." i say dep . ressed
"Yep." , the spirit lady says without a hint of sympathy.
"So how did I die?"" >>
"An air conditioner." she says to me straightly.
"An air conditioner?" , I say confused.
"Your head was crushed by an air conditioner. " , she says again.
"Seriously?!??", I shout. 'What the heck!'
"Well yes and no. ", she continues, "Your skull wasn't completely crushed until your brother tried to save you but ended up dropping it on your head again... twice. "
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"Alright now that that's out of the way, let's see where to send you." , she says.
"What do you mean?" , i say confused . "Aren't I just supposed to wander around here for, prettty much, all of eternity ?"
"Well this part of purgatory is responsible for sending neutral souls that's you to be reincarnated in another world. " , the spirit lady replies with a hint of humor.
"Oh, well that's cool,I guess. So, where am I going?" , I say suddenly excited .
"Let's see." she says while tapping the table.
'Click'
"Oh, what the heck!" Que cursing, cussing, and flamethrower