"What the freaking ******** **** ********." >Sad [https://www.royalroadcdn.com/public/smilies/sad.png]

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"So, umm what exactly do we do now." ,, i ask .

"Owner's manual," says Esi bluntly.

"Owner's manual?" I ask confused < there's an owner's manual>.

The spirit lady, or Esi, stands up and takes a book off her chair.

Huh? I guess she's shorter than she looks.

As she sits back down, I hear her mumble, "It's always when you …. retire…. every freaking time... management…. …. what the frick…. ham biscuits.", angrily.

"Um, so what does it say?", I ask her cautiously.

"Hmm, oh it says here in the event of repeated errors run diagnostic test.", she responds distractedly.

"Ok.", I say, while both relieved and concerned at the same time.

Esi continues, however, "To run diagnostic tests, remove tabletop. "

As she says that she gestures to me to lift the tabletop. Once the tabletop is removed there is a panel revealed to be below it.

"So, what does it says to do now?"

"It says here:

• Turn the rightmost nozzle with the red scrunchie on the top 3 degrees click to left.

• then 6 degrees to the right.

• press the blue nozzle button down for 3 seconds then let off and

• say the word diagnostic test."

The spirit lady, who I nicknamed Esi, does this and as she says the word diagnostic test almost immediately: .

"Oh, come on!!!", she screams with the rage and fury of a thousand suns, literally.

"Maybe the instruction manual says something about that," I say while feeling like a melted popsicle. Oh, wait, I am puddle with eyes now.

  As Esi begins to furiously turn the pages, I suddenly reform and then just as I am about to stand up, I sit back down when I notice a weird blinking red button almost …. Entrancing…. it is so beautiful .... Makes you just want to push it….  As my hand reaches for the button Esi notices me reaching for it and right as I'm about to touch it.

"Hello this tech support!", a voice says suddenly out of nowhere.

"Gahh!!!!!! ", i scream

Esi doesn't seem as surprised as I was and as I look closer it appears that she has some sort of taking ball in her hands.

"Yes, I would like to know why my system keeps bugging out.", Esi says with obvious rage.

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  "Well ma'am could you be more specific.", the tech ball says.

"Ma'am, Ma'am! I am a sir!" , Esi screams and followed by the rage of a thousand suns.

"Wait, what!?! "I say in confusion.

"OH, my apologies sir, but could you please explain in clearer detail as to what pray tell is the system that is 'bugging out'."

  "Are you sassing me?"

"No ma… sir. "

  "Good. First it's the translation system, then it was the world viewer system, as well as pulling up the best-fit matcher, and now, finally, it's the diagnostic test."

As the two-talk back and forth I notice the red button again this time it is clearer in detail but I'm not as entranced by. it… it looks so nice … I can think of so many things that could happen if I just pushed …. maybe I'll get a free t-shirt.

As I'm distracted by the button I don't hear, "Is the button in the center console red."

  "Why, yes."

"Excellent. the current client is supposed to be flushed that's why you're having so much trouble. "

  "Oh, so I just need to push the button then."

"Correctamundo!"

"well I've always wanted to push that button, but what would happen if we let the client touch it?"

  "No, don't! You have to push it oh why otherwise you'll be flushed."

"What !!!"

As soon as he hears that and sees me reaching for the button, he quickly smacks my hand away and quickly slams his hand on the button. Suddenly I feel like I swallowed a lemon and as I look down, I can see at my body is sucking inwards. I can't even scream as a searing course through every fiber of my being and just as I think it's over, I feel it again and again and again. over and over and over again.

Man, that was gross

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