Chapter 3: I got reincarnated as a male
So peaceful...so quiet...hmm maybe that God made a mistake. Or maybe all of this is just a bad dream. Yup a dream. However, once again, I was proven wrong. Dear readers, since my birth is not really entertaining, I will omit that part. After all who wanted to hear me getting push by something and feel horrible pain as my head got crushed. No one, right?
Anyways, when I first open my eyes to greet this new world, I saw a monster. Okay not really, but the person was ginormous and definitely not human. How do I know, well you see he has two horns sticking out of his head, a pair of wings, and not to mention that devil-like tail. And that man is very muscular...scary.
Female voice: Qw$&&$@
Muscular man: #%*chs$&@
Female voice: +#@&$clwa
Muscular man: s$n4$&@
Hmm… Seems like he was talking to someone. To me he seems to be speaking gibberish. Oh well,I'm a baby and I'm in a different world, I can't be expected that the people here speaks English. I wonder what are they saying... Probably something about me.
Hey you there!, I tried to shout, don't flip me over. However no sound came out at all. Suddenly I felt someone spanking my gluteus muscles… Not cool at all you heard me. Not cool at all. This is child abuse...oh wait aren't baby supposed to cry so that people could tell it's a healthy child and if they don't, won't they get spanked so that they will cry. But isn't there a better way to handle this than spank me? Oh well, might as well as cry now, otherwise my new parents will start to worry.
“Wahh..” I cried. This is embarrassing, I thought miserably, well at least it was easy to cry than I thought it would be. Seems like I was really reincarnated, oh well, looks like getting hit by a truck made you reincarnated into another world...anyways, can someone please get me a translator. I can't understand what these people are talking about.
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Then, I saw a pretty lady lying on a pile of a straws, which I assume that she is my mother, who also seems like a demonic being. And the guy who spank me? I assume he is either the doctor...or maybe even my father.
Suddenly my mother picked me up and called me Marvius. That’s my name, right? I thought to myself,..at least I understand this much… Wait isn’t that a male’s name. Oh well, who cares. So tired...need to sleep...zzz
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zzz..?Hmm..Seems like I fell asleep...Oh well. I’m a baby what do you expect?Oh?! It’s seems like my mother is picking me up as she called my name. She carried me to outside and walk toward a river. There’s a bucket - big enough to fit me.
Wait don’t tell me, I thought, She is going to abandon me by throwing me into the bucket with a note and let it flowed down the stream. Oh no, I am not even a day years old. Spare me!!
Contrary to my thoughts (thankfully) she takes off my cloths and give me a good scrub. Looks like she is only bathing me, I thought as I look down.
Ehhh, I thought, that’s so weird. Why is that thing down there that shouldn’t exist. Don’t tell me… but it adds up why my mom gives me that name.
As soon as I realized the awful truth that I was reborn as a male, I screamed, but it only came out as wailing. Just you wait, I thought to myself, as soon as I meet you again, bratty God, I’ll give you a good spanking.
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Meanwhile, in the afterlife, a 6-7 years old boy (aka God) looked down on that fantasy world and said, “Oops, looks like I made a mistake. I put her in the wrong body…”
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