Chapter 2: So God is a brat all this time... Who cares
Ouch, it hurts?! Wait what? I died or so I think… So why does it hurts so much. Suddenly the pain went went away as it came. And then I heard voice.“Hmm.. I see, died at age of 15… saving a 5 year old girl”.
“Hello where are you?” I asked. The voice responded “ I’m right here, girl” Suddenly I realize I was closing my eyes the entire time so I open my eyes and saw a boy around 6-7 years old. The room around me was colored in white. So bright, I thought to myself, that it hurts my eyes.
“Who are you?” I asked. “Use your head! I'm God of course” He replied.
“Really?”
“Yes”
“Are you really sure?”
“Yes!”
“Really, Really sure?”
“YES!! I'm sure!”
“Are you suffering from mental issues?”
“YES...um wait..No! I mean No! And stop giving me the eyes of doubt!”
Okay, so apparently God is a little bratty kid. Big deal. Sigh, I wanted to go home and lie on my bed doing nothing. “*Cough, cough*,hellooo, can you snap out of your daydreaming” the bratty God said. “Sorry, anyways what do you want with me?” I asked. “Well”, he said, “apparently you died when it is not your time yet… So I decide to give you 3 choices!” Choices, I get choices. Sweet.
“So what are my choices”
“ Choice one,You go to the afterlife or heaven or whatever you mortals call the place behind this door and experience a boring life of eternal peace” He said as he pointed to a door behind him. “Choice two”, he continued, “You can return to your everyday boring life back on Earth doing whatever boring things that you do. Or choice three, you can be reincarnated to an AWESOME world of magic and swords, where ADVENTURES are guaranteed. There you can meet different races such as dragons, elves, beastmen, etc. So what is your choice?”
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He stared at me as he waited with expectant eyes. After a while, which I carefully think of all my options, I replied “I choose option two, after all there is still this game that I wanted to play and it will come out next month. Not to mention the fact that I will miss all my electronics.” For whatever reason, he looked at me as if I am dumb, which I am not. Finally he said, “ Are you an idiot? Why would you want to wake up at your funeral, crawling out of your coffin and scaring the daylights out of everyone there.”
“What?!”, I screamed, “You never told me I’ll wake up in the middle of my funeral! But if that's the case, I'll choose number one because sleeping peacefully for all eternity does not sounds like a bad idea.” The bratty God looked as if he had just lost all hope. Taking a deep breath, he said, “Listen to me. Girl. I am giving an awesome options that other souls around your age would fight for. How come you don't want to reincarnate into a fantasy world! And who said that you can keep on sleeping in the afterlife. In the afterlife, there are other things you can do, like having a boring tea party with your ancestors”
“Too much work,” I said, “and I don't want to fight for my life. Duh! Drinking tea and eating sweets does not seem so bad. And plus, why are you calling me girl, when I look older than you.” I rolled my eyes as if trying to make a point there.
Finally this brat, having tick marks on his temple, said “Too bad. Like it or not you are going to be reincarnated to this fantasy world. And looks does not mean anything. Haven't anyone taught you not to judge a book by its cover?” Having said that, my entire body glowed and I thought, oh great I did not get to choose. Then everything went black. Again.
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