While the sisters were gaining their gifts in Richard’s head a different set of events were unfolding. In Richard’s mind there was an open field of perfect grass with only one tree near a stone wall. The area around the tree had Bermuda grass it was just large enough for Richard to nap. He was napping in that area and surrounding the Bermuda grass was lovely Kentucky bluegrass. As Richard was napping in the field catching some rays. A man walked up to Richard and blocked the sun. Casting a shadow onto Richard the man waited till Richard woke up. “Welcome Richard, however I must ask how and why are you in my dimension.”
Richard began to open his eyes the sun was no longer warming him up. As he opened them heard someone saying something. In front of him was a man sitting on the stone wall, the man was wearing black shoes, with matching pants, and a black leather duster. His face was blocked by the sun being directly behind his head making it impossible to see his face. After a second Richard heard what he said again. However, Richard noticed that this time he heard it, it was all mono earlier it was all melodical and sweet. But not this time it was weird, as he watched the man the sun behind him. He began to notice that the sun was setting due to this he was able to tell that the man’s hair was black as midnight. His skin was even more pale than Richard’s skin. After all of this Richard finally about to respond as the sentence was beginning again this time the monologue was louder and more toneless.
Richard interrupted the sentence; “What do you… I mean Thank you, I guess Welcome. But what do you mean your dimension?”
“Oh, ho you can speak you had me worried. I know we are meeting in your mind but I didn’t think you would be so sluggish and lazy” The man was looking straight into Richard’s eyes smiling broadly and friendly. “Oops, I guess I need to introduce myself my name is Oyashiro. I am no God however this is my dimension. You and your family are intruding in it, actually all the people of the cruise are also, but I know they would not be here if not for you and yours. So please tell me why.”
Richard was curious as to what this man was talking about yes, they were in his head, but intruding and dimension he had not a clue as to what this man was talking about. So, blunt Richard had to ask him, “What are you talking about why that is simple. I have no idea as to what you are talking about so. We are enjoying our family vaca.”
Oyashiro caught off guard had to laugh for a good 3 seconds before he partly controlled himself to say; “Haha, so let me get this straight you, hmhm, had to leave your Earth and dimension to enjoy a family vacation?” still muffling laughs here and there. “if it wasn’t for the fact, we were in your mind I would call your bluff but I could tell you were not lying.” Oyashiro finally calmed his giggles and laughter, before he spoke again, he sighed. “okay so explain to me why you left your Earth is it normal how about dimensional travel. There are several dimensions that can do it but they get visas for each trip first registering the trips.”
Richard was still highly confused but took the strange man at his word. Apparently, there are actually vacation bundles to other “dimensions.” Okay, Richard had to correct him though, “Um, Oyashiro correct? Um, we did go on a family vacation but it was just a cruise across the Atlantic. What do you mean about leaving “our” Earth? We are still on Earth are we not?”
Oyashiro smiled meaningfully at Richard; “Well child I guess the answer technically is Yes.”
Richard could feel the butt coming on it was as large as those Rap guys girlfriends. It was well fed on collard greens and KFC. An absolute Badonk a donk bubble butt.
Oyashiro continued hearing the groan from Richard that was never verbalized, “However this is not your Earth unless your Earth developed a.. Oyashiro used his fingers and did an air quote. “System” pop up window system like the great and awesome VRMMORPG game “The Land” developed by Grey Wolf and the greatest gamer designer Aleron Kong.”
Richard was slightly confused because Aleron Kong was a doctor and writer of novels. “Don’t get me wrong Aleron Kong is an amazing writer but he never had his books adapted into a VR game. That would be amazing if handled correctly but that has not happened as of yet.”
Oyashiro smiled at Richard’s answer. “Well now how did you get here?”
Richard looked at Oyashiro still not understanding what was meant by that. “How would I know? All I do know is that one minute my sisters and I were looking over the rail of the ship at our reflection showing all of us. Next, I was only seeing them reflected at me without my reflection. I looked over my shoulder and I was by myself. I then looked back down and it was all of us again and they were asking me questions so I answered them and then we were here ship and all.”
Oyashiro was actually taken a back, “You mean you did this I have never heard of that before.” Oyashiro tilted his in thought and put his right hand to his stubble on his chin then almost an instant later gripped his right hand in a fist than dropped it into his left palm. “Hah, I know it was aliens that is how you were brought here. I will go look for them.” Getting up from his seat on the stone wall he began to walk away when Richard stopped him.
“Hey can you answer a few of questions for me?” Richard quickly shot out to stop the Oyashiro.
“Three or four I guess those aliens aren’t going anywhere anytime soon.” Oyashiro said thoughtfully. “I am going to assume it has to do with your interactions with my system. And why it wasn’t quite working for you, HMM? Firstly, my system is perfect the problem is with you. I will take a look.” Walking over to Richard Oyashiro put out his right hand and touched Richard over his heart. “Hmm, interesting looks like I will have to create a special module just for you. Be grateful I am doing this only for you.” While leaving his right hand over Richard’s heart Oyashiro lifted his left and placed it on Richard’s crown. “Hmm, not enough huh. Okay, fine Richard I will need to borrow a piece of you.” Oyashiro pulled away his right hand then vibrating his hand so fast that it blurred almost vanishing Oyashiro jammed it into Richard’s sternum.
Richard began coughing, Richard coughed several times till a small ball of flames came out of his mouth. As soon as it left him Oyashiro’s left hand dropped down and caught the ball of flames. “Wow, Chaos, transmutation, and traveler’s gift. Aren’t you an interesting specimen, to bad I have an entire pocket to care over otherwise I would love to spend more time with you.” Oyashiro said all of this will tapping away at a translucent keyboard and screen that was floating over the now floating ball of flame. Richard was forced to endure unable to move. He even tried to speak, but unable to nothing moved nothing would respond. Oyashiro kept mumbling while doing whatever he was doing till he finally finished. “Okay, Richard I have made the necessary adjustment to this piece of you. Okay, now it is time for the most painful part. Reintegration. I am sorry about that I can’t tell you how bad it will be since you are special beyond measure.” Oyashiro said all of that while doing his best Nosferatu impression from the original movie back in 1922 walking back over Richard with the ball of fire in his hand. Once he finished stalking back over, and forcing Richard to look up at him like anyone looking up at Andre. Without the ability to move their head. Oyashiro took his left hand still gingerly holding the ball of fire and reached out toward Richard’s mouth then used his right hand to forcibly open Richard’s mouth. He then stopped and tilted Richard’s head up with his mouth still open then preceded to jam the ball of flames into Richard’s mouth. “Don’t spill it is still part of you even if I modified it to assist you. Plus, if nothing else I spent four precious unrecoverable hours working on that simple elegant program just for you and as you have yet to ask or thank me the least you could do is not spill.”
Richard unable to move was forced wide eyed to take the ball of flame whether he wanted to or not unable to move and having his jaw locked open and tilted back he couldn’t fight. As soon as the ball got near him an arc of static discharge accord and caused a surge through Richard’s nervous system. Richard’s vision blacked out again this time he opened his eyes to see nothing but a white room that was completely empty as far as he could see Richard began to rotate in a circle; “Where, no maybe when am I?” Suddenly Richard felt a tapping on his shoulder. Turning around again standing in front of Richard was a man with Green hair with white skin wearing a black leather trench coat that caused the light around him to distort like it was being sucked into the coat.
“Hello, allow me to introduce myself I am the Brewer known as Richard. I am here to assist you however you have restricted me in many ways. I will still do what I can to assist you with anything I can firstly. WAKE UP!” The green haired Richard pulled out a tin cup with holes and a severe dent and whacked Richard upside the head.
Richard fell backward as he fell and about to hit the white floor. Richard found himself staring back up at Oyashiro swallowing the ball of flame. “Oh, did you go somewhere just now Richard don’t you know that is rude. Here I am assisting you before you even ask for the assistance.” Clicking his tongue tries to look hurt. But failed as he was smirking the entire time. “Seriously though, as soon as you can talk again tell me. What did you see?” Oyashiro asked grinning from ear to ear literally.
Oyashiro stepped away from Richard as he did the grin he had faded away as Richard could see him calming down drastically till, he got back to the spot on the wall where he sat back down. Richard began to feel a rush through his body as it flowed through him feeling began to return. Richard was about to speak when a blue haze appeared before him. Unable to tell anything Richard spoke; “Um, why is my vision blue? Also, this doesn’t count toward my few questions.”
Clicking his tongue Oyashiro said, “Fine, however first, YOU must tell me what did you see.” Getting the look from before a knowing look that was one part knowing something interesting was at his fingertips, two-part anticipation as to what that person or thing will do with it/come of it.
Reluctantly, Richard began tell Oyashiro of the white room and the Green haired Richard. Listening intently Oyashiro finally spoke when Richard was silent and no longer for coming, “Really, he just introduced himself and knocked you back out? Wait, he said you are restricting him.” Thinking on it Oyashiro said; “well maybe that is why your vision is hued in blue try relaxing. Rub your ears like this then close your eyes and say exactly like me.” Oyashiro changed the tone of his voice and began chanting, “Chu, Chu, Squee, Squee, lovely, lovely, Purr, Purr, Chan, Chan, do this 10 times over okay nii-chan.” Oyashiro said and continued to repeat the mantra. Till on the fourth time Oyashiro realized Richard was not doing it. Returning his voice back to normal he belted out “Hey, why aren‘t you doing the mantra? You asked me for assistance outside of the already agreed few questions. And here I am telling you how you can possibly fix the problem. Otherwise I can always pull the modification back out, and fix it that way. Which do you prefer?”
Richard was watching this what seemed to be a perfectly fine and sane person. Go completely nuts, now he was wanting Richard to do some weird ass shit as if it was perfectly normal. Even if it worked this time what about next time, he was supposed to see something would he have to do this crap over and over again till he left crazy town, and got back to sane-ville? Just as he thought all of this “crazy town Oyashiro” noticed that Richard was not following along and snapped at him. Getting caught Richard stiffened and began rubbing his ears from the Auricular lobule to the helix and back down. Repeating crazy town Oyashiro’s mantra in an anime girl voice just like Oyashiro; “Chu, Chu, Squee, Squee, lovely, lovely, Purr, Purr, Chan, Chan.” Surprisingly, after each time of completing the mantra the blue hue began to solidify and became a window in his vision just like the first one after he and his sisters defeated the creature. No more ever appeared before him. But from what he could tell all of his sisters seem to get multiple and received them often till. Then he realized what was going on he was in a coma. How long has it been? Will he ever wake up? Why was this person able to visit him? Can he force himself to wake up? Richard thought he was just taking a nap or just enjoying his daily sleep cycle. But now, now he knew his brain got overloaded but how was his nervous system could he stimulate the healing process? the brain and the nervous system were some of the greatest mysteries on his Earth maybe here on this Earth it was well documented. But would they even be allowed to stay he had to know and the only way was to appease this lunatic he had named in his own head “Crazy town Oyashiro.”
Sighing in his own head Richard, actually drooped his head and his chest visibly deflated. Richard accepted that first he had to get through this part first, then he could ask his questions and if he was lucky somewhere between here and there, he find his answers. Oyashiro seeing the torrent of emotions flying across Richard’s face made Oyashiro a bit curious. Oyashiro speculated to himself; “has this young man just realized what happened to him and trying to control his emotions or is he just letting them flow over himself and allow the outcome be what it is. Or maybe he realizes there could be multiple outcomes and waiting to see what options present themselves. What an interesting child I can’t wait to see what he does now. I wonder if the rest of his siblings are the same. I hope they will bring some color to this Earth. Ah, I got it, I will give them a quest see if they will fulfill it to return to their Earth. Yes that will be the best, this course of action will give the best color, hmm but what will gain me the best journey. hmm”
Richard while continuing the mantra, as he did this the blue haze was condensing into a window. Richard was finally able to read part of the window, “Congratulations!” Richard was annoyed that was all he could read of his pop-up display. So, Richard could not help but speed up his Mantra whilst rubbing his ears. However, as he was rubbing his ears as he increased the pressure causing the display to become less legible. Without realizing it Richard slowed down the ear massaging, till the display was reforming and becoming legible again. Richard, came to realize that the mantra was pointless and just to see if it was just the massage that worked. Richard stopped saying the mantra, and only continued the massaging of his ears. Surprisingly, it not only did massaging work alone, it was ten times better. Richard became six shades of red, and screamed out loud; “you buzzard.”
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Oyashiro began laughing so hard Oyashiro pissed himself and fell off the wall. Richard was about to go ape crazy on Oyashiro till the whole pop up finished condensing. Richard stopped massaging his ears, Richard couldn’t help but mumble, “no wonder Ferengi love Oo-mox”
CONGRATULATIONS!
You have learned have learned the wonders of Oo-mox. You will learn to be a great Ferengi one day. To begin here is your first rule: 1. When acquire someone’s Gold... Do not allow a return without a better valued acquisition.
Skill gained Oo-mox
Oo-mox (active)
Oo-mox is not just some ear massage but an ear stimulator, it increases the likelihood of excellent acquisitions and a permanent buff to charisma for the continuous use of Oo-mox. However don’t miss a day….
“The heck Oo-mox is a thing here?!” Richard could not help saying out loud. Then he noticed more windows condensing and again began using Oo-mox to speed things up.
CONGRATULATIONS!
With act of calming the chaos inside of you. You have learned Meditation maybe one day you will be able to control yourself too.
Meditation (active)
The act of calming your mind and gaining a modicum of control over yourself through the power of will. Only works outside of battle must maintain active focus to achieve.
“Interesting” Richard could not help but think to himself, “this one.. hmm is it also because of Oo-mox. It must be so Oo-mox isn’t just a one trick pony it is the gift that keeps on giving no wonder Ferengis were the some of the best aliens in Star Trek, and why everybody hated but needed to know at least one.”
CONGRATULATIONS?
You are classless. Maybe you can obtain one PFFT classes are usually granted by the system based on genetics Good luck.
“Did your system just laugh at me? What does this mean I am classless can I even survive in your world without a class?” Richard’s anger flared again. Oyashiro’s system just mocked him the heck, if classes are based on genetics then it’s the systems fault not his fault that he not granted a class. To top off all this absurdity Oyashiro was still laughing his ass off. Richard didn’t close this window but without consciously trying minimized it to upper right corner. When he did so the upper left gained a numerical stack. One being HP ??/?? then right below it was ST ??/??. Richard took all of this in but was more focused on the black tactical boots bouncing in the air on the other side of the stone wall. And the every so often hearing “Oh jeez the pee is on my my back now PFFT hahah. Chu, Chu Bahahaha.”
Richard’s anger boiled over to rage. Richard reached out with his right hand grabbed a leg and attempted to pick up the odd being claiming to be the creator of this Earth. As he started to lift him up it was like picking up a body pillow made of gel and memory foam definitely has some heft to it but nowhere near as much as you would think a being of “Great and unmeasurable power” would be. As he was picking him up Oyashiro kept laughing till he was completely off the ground and able to see Richard then as if expecting something like this he immediately became serious including taking on an aura of seriousness then began to say something till liquid began to trickle down the collar of his shirt and his duster with a wet thwack smacked Oyashiro in the back of his head interrupting him making Richard groan then dropped Oyashiro laughing at the absurdity of this whole thing. That caused Richard’s rage to just wash away as if it was never there. Oyashiro landed on his head, smiled but did not laugh instead crossed his legs and arms and stayed “sitting” on his head releasing energy to dry himself. This act alone made Richard stop his laughing as he was able to read the atmosphere.
Oyashiro started the conversation, “how are you now, I know I teased you but you were becoming so mellow dramatic and I couldn’t let my star be so glum and so pathetic. I won’t apologize if you think that you are ignorant of your situation. However, I will lament once you finish your notifications, I will give you and yours in my world a quest. Also, I will tell you anyone who can accept the system will awaken. I will send a protector to protect those who don’t awaken on the vessel. Now ask your questions.”
“How come I could not see my father’s stats or any of my sisters?” Richard asked without hesitation. “I believe I know the reason but even if we are not bound by blood, we are still family.”
Oyashiro was caught off guard he figured Richard was going to ask a more self-centered question like, “If you are the God of this world can you make me the next most powerful. Or maybe if I kill you does that make me the God even though even, I am not God but just a semi-god with a micro g. The real deal would blink me out of existence if I even thought I was on the same plane as them.” With a shiver going down Oyashiro’s spine after that last thought he thought about what Richard asked and simply said, “Did you ever get a full HUB display prior to the attempt or were you HUB less?”
Hesitating for a minute Richard thought about it and realized he had no idea what Oyashiro meant HUB did he mean like in video games? Then he stopped and moved his eyes around and realized he had things in his vision that moved around no matter where looked. They weren’t evasive but were prominent and surprisingly he could move them if he thought about it. Realizing he had been silent for quite a while, “No, no I did not have an interface like I do now, but I did receive a pop up earlier when I assisted in killing a something something bran flake?”
“Oh geez, you j... ah never mind, so it was a forced breach. Oh yeah anyone even none Earthains get kill and kill assist windows how do you think we get the largest tourist revenue. Exactly we are the MMO Earth for all. Non-Earthains can get removable mods or get semi-permanent mods like yours however yours is special you will always have it and it should work anywhere. However, it all depends on your Chaos heritage.” Oyashiro could not help but ramble a bit after all he was proud of his Earth. Even if Richard didn’t ask, he wanted to ask but couldn’t he only had two to three more questions allotted. Richard couldn’t afford to ask an unnecessary economical question. Next Richard thought carefully what could he ask that could assist his family survival after all without trying he already knew Oyashiro was going to give them a quest to get back home.
“okay, fine next question is what is classless? How does that affect me and mine?” Richard quickly said and then blurted out “That is a two-part question.” this last line to not lose another question. Afterall he could not trust that Oyashiro would not take away another question even though both related to the same thing.
“Calm down Richard I am not a Djinn I won’t lock you to the amount of questions only thing that will stop our visit is; 1. time limitations, 2. I lose interest, or 3. I deem you ready. Needless to say, it most likely be two or three that will happen first.” Oyashiro of course caught on to what Richard had done at the last second and thought he needed to calm the kid down before he had an anxiety attack. Also, it allowed Oyashiro to skirt the question if he wanted too. Oyashiro thought about it, the system assigned classes based on genetics and personalities. Since the system never met a demi or a mutant it couldn’t assign a class Oyashiro was not sure which Richard was he was leaning toward mutant because if he was part “God” then he would not have torn the Brane between dimensions. However, Oyashiro wasn’t a hundred percent how the vessel got here and everyone was unconscious except for Ricard and his sisters. The only thing that drew Oyashiro to Richard instead of the others was this “mutation” that Oyashiro felt he recognized. Unfortunately, now that he was here with Richard, he realized it was not what he thought it was and much weaker too. “As for your question you’re a mutant the system has never met a being like you so it was not able to automatically assign you a class. So, if you stay this way, I will tell you something special.” Richard nodded to Oyashiro. Oyashiro continued with his explanation, “Okay, in which case I can tell you nobody else has had this designation since that is also the case you are able to access any and all skills. Also, just so you know in this Earth everything is a skill I do mean everything.”
Richard was surprised by this piece of information. Which of course he had to ask the most important question of all, “is wiping your ass actually a skill?”
Oyashiro answered Richard’s “absolutely and most people are only level 1-5 which is considered unskilled. Along with everything else just like self-satisfaction, and few and far between females much less males have orgasm skills. Don’t even ask about oral discipline.”
Richard just laughed he could help but do so. Oyashiro wasn’t joking everything was a skill so Richard asked the next most important, “so why don’t I have a level?
Oyashiro answered Richard’s question with a question, “Do you have any skills?”
Richard asked a quick question, “How do I pull up my skill list? Nevermind.”
Skill List
Oo-mox (active)
Lvl 4
Meditation (active)
Lvl 3
Richard quickly went over his extensively long list. Then he went ahead told Oyashiro, “Oyashiro I have two skills Oo-mox at level 4, and Meditation at level 3.”
Oyashiro looked at Richard and said, “You are Tier 0 three more levels will take up to Tier 1, so as that means you are equal to what I used to have NPCs which means Non-Persona Characters they were an assortment of different types from other Earths and games different Earths. Now they mostly gone as they are no longer required to maintain this Earth with all of the permanent Personas, visiting Personas. Now you should know that every 10-15 skill levels for most classes that would cause a tier up. For most it is just a self-tracker, to others it will let them know that person’s focus without knowing a skill to read a person. Example name Joe Dirt class village idiot Tier 20. This will tell you that the person is a Master rank Idiot class. Also, some skills have ranks too, and the level counter will reset on them, unless your class specifies otherwise. Now those that do reset offer bonuses and can even grant other skills or will combine with other skills creating a new better skill. Also, there are some class skills that don’t rank till much later so Tiers on grant a vague idea to a person’s ability but knowing a person’s class and type will grant you a modicum of attribute measurements. You will most likely find out all of this sooner than later anyways. Having three sisters with different classes and being unclassed yourself. Now as a heads up, I don’t know the effects of being classless, with that as I stated before all skills are available to you. Now I do not mean that obtaining skills from different classes will be harmful. Only that I do not know how it will work in the HUB as nobody before you has been granted classless. So that being said, I may need keep an eye on you, well not you per say but your HUB.”
Richard was stunned with all the information Oyashiro was just handing out. However, Richard was not going to complain after all information is a treasure to any and all who hear. At the same time information can be the key and the weapon depending on the person. On the same token though if the person doesn’t know how to act on information obtained then they could easily die. So, Richard just took in all he could whether or not he could act on it he wasn’t sure. But he did have three sisters so somebody would know the best way to attack.
Richard couldn’t help but absorb all he heard anyways. Oyashiro was happy to see Richard honestly listening, so even though he had planned to leave after a quick test and making the modification then poof gone. Except Richard was asking legitimate questions and actually listening even if Oyashiro was purposefully going overboard with information. Never purposefully putting in false or misleading but more than needed to keep seeing what he does with it.
Truthfully Oyashiro loved seeing what Creatures choose to do with his world. The fact that no matter what “intelligent” beings decide to do with it. Their will never exceeds the planet’s in the end. The beings will disappear and the planet will remain. There is a cycle to everything and to everything a season. Oyashiro reminiscing says to Richard, “Richard, I need you to remember and learn this carefully. When it comes to beings vs. environment, the environment always wins. This comes back to nature vs. nurture which would win, or could it be that there is no such thing as that, and maybe you should consider both require each other. Richard I could make you try to woo you with economic this government that but truth is people are the cause and effect.” Oyashiro couldn’t help but think about the facts. Afterall the truth will become apparent sooner or later it will be revealed. Afterall, there is only one truth, maybe multiple perspectives but truth is made only apparent with the facts and only the facts.
Richard processed the information that Oyashiro granted him, processing everything Richard began to produce multiple routes to go. He made several plans and began to get a better idea of what to do. “Oyashiro do you happen to have a guide that I could use or a “Help” menu? Also, how would I know what my siblings are granted with?”
Oyashiro without missing a beat answered him, “Ask them.”
Richard was actually so caught off guard by the answer by its simplicity. “Just ask,” needless to say Richard facepalmed so hard that he was certain that his hand never even touched his face not even his skull it was the most epic palm it was a brain-palm. That palm manure was even visible by Oyashiro. Oyashiro was amazed it was like watching a Fatality from his favorite game show, “Immortal Battle Match” where Lords of different reigning governments across many worlds are invited to solve disputes by sending a single soldier to fight. Any and all major disputes are all solved this way.
Richard finally got over the facepalm that was to end all facepalms. Richard reattempted the question in a more focused manner to get a better result. Fine Richard ask, “without asking is there a skill or ability to read a person? Outside of reading the “tag” above their head so I could know a person’s skills?”
Oyashiro smirked, “Ah, darn here I was looking forward to another quick and simple answer.” Oyashiro couldn’t help it.
Of course, Richard committed to another not as epic facepalm. It was also not as long of one having seen the comment coming, but decided to honor the little g god Oyashiro.
“Okay, since you already honored me with that palm. Here, you go.” Oyashiro threw a book to Richard, “That book has the skill inspect and as a bonus admire. As I side before everything is a skill, abilities are out there but they are magics. Magic is a skill that needs to be increased and mastery is different altogether. That requires certain Tiers and rank combinations.”
Richard caught the book and read the cover “The Hikers Guide to the Multiverse.” Richard was shocked and because of that he unconsciously read the title out loud, “The Guide to the Giggly-Proof.”
Oyashiro was shock he accidently “squealed” and jumped an inch off the stone wall. “Oops, wrong book.” Oyashiro’s left hand reached forward and disappeared in front of him. As Oyashiro hand was gone Richard heard the movement of papers and the thumping of books being moved around till finally Oyashiro’s hand reappeared with a book in his hand. “Sorry wrong book try this one. Also, just so you know that book is good for exactly four uses. And you never will never see another two skill or a multi-use book. Heck I doubt you will ever set eyes on another skill book again. At least if you set eyes on one you will have to pay a ton of money just to touch it.”
Richard was stunned at the little g god’s lack of paying attention. Richard went to toss back the thick book by Douglas Adams when Oyashiro said to him, “Ah, no keep it I am sure that Ultimate Guide will assist you more than you would imagine. Oh, and as a gift use this it will help with carrying things.” It was a military grade tactical backpack with a metal bracket that also buckled around the waist as well as across the chest connecting the shoulder straps bag. “Last but not least the most important item you will ever need so make sure you don’t lose this.” Oyashiro pulled out a tin cup and shook it. No sound came out from it. Then Oyashiro said; “Oh, water.” And the tin cup had water in it. Oyashiro drank the water then turned it over nothing came out. Oyashiro then said; “Wow, that some strong coffee.” Turned the tin cup back over and a steaming cup of black thick coffee was there. Oyashiro drank it then without preamble said, “Got some change?” shook the tin cup and turned it over and two silver a copper then a brass coin fell into Oyashiro’s hand. Oyashiro looked up to Richard smiled then said, “enough said or do I need to explain it again?”
Richard shook his head then asked one thing; “do you have an ever-full stew pot or ever-full bean and corn bread pan?”
Oyashiro smiled and simply said; “I do but what do I get?”
Richard thought for just a second and said; “easy if it’s the ever-full stew pot an apostle that will preach the good word of Oyashiro, if it is the ever-full bean and corn bread pan with a locking lid. The longest lasting fart scene from “Blazing Saddles”. That simple otherwise all I can say is speak your terms.”