Synopsis
{Participant in the October 2024 Royal Road Writathon challenge}
An elderly family historian with a poorly-suppressed penchant for violence meets a tragic end when the spaceship she takes to the Moon explodes, and so Malwine is born (reborn?), ready to once again become everybody else’s problem. Her new world is full of bloodline-based abilities and mana cultivation alike, so she’s bound to have a fun time. The system’s even given her some juicy Skills that reward her usual probing!
If only she hadn’t reincarnated into a world half-buried under the waves after the last Emperor yelled at the Heavens a bit too loudly, with no document repositories in sight.
Watch as Malwine’s dubious dreams of using the knowledge from her once-long lifespan to her advantage, becoming a powerful mana wielder, and reclaiming her new ancestors’ Legacies, clash with being born cursed, surviving the ever-growing fallout of her new grandfather being a murderhobo, and avoiding the strange grudge-holding smiters who live in the “sky”.
At least she’s leveling up fast! Ignore the -99% stat debuff, Malwine!
What to expect:
- A main protagonist whose self-esteem hasn’t quite caught up to being in a completely unfamiliar environment
- Nerfed to Strong progression (as the description implies, the MC inherited a curse that coincidentally ruins all her isekai-given advantages—it will be dealt with, but walk into this aware of it)
- A measure of perspective switches that follow the family and fellows unfortunate enough to have had a cursed reincarnated baby born among them
- LitRPG with leveling, Skills, Classes, and very loose cultivation elements! (author may be taking quite the liberal approach to the connection between that English word and trees)
- Levels that are determined by total Skill levels and mana cultivation rather than only combat (there are advantages to combat, but you won't be seeing every noncombatant being level 1 that can't progress)
- Main protagonist starts (restarts?) off as an infant, so be aware of that—she won’t stay little for a million chapters, however
- Comedy with a wildly anachronistic world and story arcs that are wilder still
- Author’s formative years may have involved learning the meanings of new English words from a mysterious leather-bound dictionary, so corrections are expected
Premise inspired by the anecdotal concept of people in cultivation/progression stories talking about how a character’s born strong because of their bloodline/family but never explaining what the deal of that bloodline/family is.
Cover DIY by the author (and it shows).
{A winner in the April 2024 Royal Road Writathon challenge}
Schedule: Once a week at mininum
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Table of Contents
- 1Chapter 1 - The Widow's End2024-11-13
- 2Chapter 2 - Staring at Starry Text Boxes2024-11-13
- 3Chapter 3 - Needs Must as Zayden Drives2024-11-13
- 4Chapter 4 - A Perfectly Cursed Start2024-11-13
- 5Chapter 5 - There is no One Beryl Limit2024-11-13
- 6Chapter 6 - The Convenient Arrival of Required Secondary Traits2024-11-13
- 7Chapter 7 - So About That To-Do List...2024-11-13
- 8Chapter 8 - Can Bad Judgment Be a Family Trait?2024-11-13
- 9Chapter 9 - Sometimes Cultivation Goes a Little Too Well2024-11-13
- 10Chapter 10 - Why Would You Ever Blame the Baby?2024-11-13
- 11Interlude - The Caves of Pikkōnheim2024-11-13
- 12Chapter 11 - Of <Mind> and <Word>2024-11-13
- 13Chapter 12 - Lady Margreth's Superb Fashion Sense (and Brief Employment)2024-11-13
- 14Chapter 13 - Should Have Foreseen [Write Anywhere] Coming2024-11-13
- 15Chapter 14 - Cycle of the Sea, Cycle of the World2024-11-13
- 16Chapter 15 - So Many Wrong Ways to Seek Beryl2024-11-13
- 17Chapter 16 - Local Children Steal All the Loot2024-11-13
- 18Chapter 17 - Imagine Actually Thinking Things Through2024-11-13
- 19Chapter 18 - The Sea Ate Somebody's Homework2024-11-13
- 20Chapter 19 - To Avoid the Terror of Defeat2024-11-13
- 21Chapter 20 - Ill at Ease Behind These Masks2024-11-13
- 22Chapter 21 - Paths Carved by the Unknown2024-11-13
- 23Chapter 22 - So Say a {Legacy} That Steers Itself2024-11-13
- 24Chapter 23 - Who Bears the Blame for Silence2024-11-13
- 25Chapter 24 - Is it Prudent to Never Give up Your Dead?2024-11-13
- 26Chapter 25 - Violence Against Ancient Books Is Discouraged2024-11-13
- 27Interlude - Life After Spaceships2024-11-13
- 28Chapter 26 - There's Nothing Timelier Than Fresh Fruit2024-11-13
- 29Chapter 27 - The Worthlessness of a High Level2024-11-13
- 30Chapter 28 - A Still Poorly-Defined Search2024-11-13
- 31Chapter 29 - A Place to Rest2024-11-13
- 32Chapter 30 - Waves from Times Long Past2024-11-13
- 33Chapter 31 - Scrapping the Bottom of the Dictionary Barrel2024-11-13
- 34Chapter 32 - Even Terrible Acting May Still Yield Results2024-11-13
- 35Chapter 33 - The True Life of the Party2024-11-13
- 36Chapter 34 - In Defense of a Mind2024-11-13
- 37Chapter 35 - The Art of Disregarding All Balancing Advice2024-11-13
- 38Chapter 36 - When It Rains Finds, It Pours2024-11-13
- 39Chapter 37 - That Brotherly Predisposition Toward Unfounded Beliefs2024-11-13
- 40Chapter 38 - Some Slices of Strategy in Life2024-11-13
- 41Chapter 39 - Between Bad Parenting, Terrible Choices, and Worse Days2024-11-13
- 42Chapter 40 - Preemptive Enemy Monikers2024-11-13
- 43Chapter 41 - The Partial Success of an Affinity Heist2024-11-13
- 44Interlude - Sybil2024-11-13
- 45Chapter 42 - The Fog, The Rain, The Wind…2024-11-13
- 46Chapter 43 - Cultivation Shall Not be Held Responsible for Existential Crises2024-11-13
- 47Chapter 44 - Vestigial Timeline Inconsistencies2024-11-13
- 48Chapter 45 - The Real Reason Family Time is Cancelled2024-11-13
- 49Chapter 46 - A Mother's Visage2024-11-13
- 50Chapter 47 - Nonchalance in the Face of Danger2024-11-13
- 51Chapter 48 - Hindsight and Other Underused Perspectives2024-11-13
- 52Chapter 49 - No One Ever Explains Anything2024-11-13
- 53[Bonus] 49.1 - Surface Thoughts2024-11-13
- 54Interlude - Devils and Saints2024-11-13
- 55Chapter 50 - A Starter Lesson on Demographics2024-11-13
- 56Chapter 51 - Making Friends Already2024-11-15
- 57Chapter 52 - Master of All That's Left Unsaid2024-11-16
- 58[Bonus] Volume 1 Dramatis Personæ and Q&A2024-11-18
- 59Chapter 53 - On Matters of Grandparents2024-11-19
- 60Chapter 54 - Some Pushy Old Woman2024-11-20
- 61Chapter 55 - The Murmuring Dead2024-11-20
- 62Chapter 56 - Novel Note-Passing Methods2024-11-21
- 63Chapter 57 - The Census Shall Not Be Stopped2024-11-22
- 64Chapter 58 - Flawed Approaches and Flawed Defenses2024-11-23