Just like an idiot, Bòhé chá stared at the screen, but just 2 seconds later, he realized..

“Oh no, I’m in a litRPG world, that means I’ll definitely get a harem and fight some people or just waste all my life getting skills and become the densest person in the whole story.”

While he was still thinking, his mother yelled in front of the door saying : “It is lunch time, come or you will be banned from drinking tea tomorrow. Only. Coffee.”

“NOOOOO!” Screamed Bòhé chá, ignoring the floating screen that only comes from his imagination, which might solve all his life problems. (Yes, might.)

After running out of the room and sitting with his parents on the round table while eating his H E A L T H Y  F O O D, he said “Mom, dad. The book and the scroll worked, now after some training I’ll be able to bash the coffee tribe.”

“Oh shush, the only thing you did in that room was saying ‘Xìngbié’ so loud that even our neighbors could be heard laughing, but you didn’t hear that, did you?”

“Cough cough, I heard nothing.” Replied Bòhé chá.

“Oh yeah, remind me whether we are in a modern age or in another world where cultivation is the norm?” Asked Bòhé chá.

“The author says that this is modern world, and even the buildings you passed by to go to the strange shop were all made of cement and other modern building materials, so you should know by now.” Replied the father.

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“But you know that he never described the streets that I was walking in, so how am I supposed to know whether this is modern or not?”

“Fair point.” Commented the mother.

And finally, they all ate, and Bòhé chá returned back to his room, stuffed like a chinese toy..

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It isn’t even a page yet and you think this chapter has ended?

Anyways, after going back to his room and laying on his bed, he realized why the RPG system will make his cultivation go easy mode.. It is because in the RPG mode, his body automatically evolves to match the stats, so a 10 strength body will have less muscles than a 100 strength body, whereas the 100 strength body will be buff enough that he can’t enter rooms (or can he?)

The answer to that is… RPG systems ‘magically’ make you stronger without doing much to your body, so even after cultivating, his body will look the same, hooray!

“I want to look more muscular, though.” Thought Bòhé chá, but he didn’t know that in every cultivation novel the main characters have at least 30 abs hidden underneath their clothes.

Since he spent a long time reading, he decided to take a rest once again, for he has to go to school tomorrow to kick some ass… Maybe?

Thus, after inhaling some of that sweet sweet mint tea smell that wafts in his room, he fell into a deep, deep sleep..

..

And in his sleep, he saw himself standing in the middle of a grass field, so he greeted “Hello, me.”

“Hello, me.” Bòhé chá replied to Bòhé chá.

“Are you the guy in the scroll that will train me in my dream?” Asked Bòhé chá.

“Yes, now let’s get on with it.” Affirmed Bòhé chá.

“Thanks, me.”

“No problem, me.”

And thus, with the incredible training partner, they… made tea till the dream ended..

“Goodbye, me.”

“See you next night, me.” Bòhé chá waved, as the dream ended abruptly.

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