Cheng Xinghe immediately slapped his thigh. "I'm telling you!"
The Gods of Wutong were gods in the south at the beginning. It is said that the five brothers saved the flood and died for the people. The people set up a temple for them.
However, these Gods are very popular with women because of their handsome appearance. There were no stars in ancient times. Women, like their present female fans, worship the Gods at home and appreciate them day and night.
Just as the female fans of black chicken claimed to give birth to children for him, many women dreamed that the handsome Wutong God shared a bed with themselves.
After a long time, Wutong God changed from a heroic image to a god of silver desire.
Hearing this, Wu Xiaoqing stomped her feet angrily. "Aren't immortals always protecting the common people? What's wrong with this thing? I'll smash it right now!"
She was close. Before I could stop her, she grabbed an idol and fell directly to the ground.
The little idol landed on his forehead and directly dropped a piece of paint. At the same time, Wu Xiaoqing suddenly screamed miserably.
This sound startled Wu Xiaoqing's parents. It doesn't matter if they look back. Wu Xiaoqing's forehead instantly broke a large piece of skin and bled.
That position was exactly the same as where the idol had dropped the paint.
Wu Xiaoqing's mother was immediately dumbfounded. She turned back and looked at me. "What... what's going on?"
I picked up the idol and thought that Wu Xiaoqing was fucking reckless. Fortunately, the idol was carved by Xiaoqu Yeliu and was quite strong. If the head of the idol was dropped, your Wu Xiaoqing would become a headless knight.
Obviously, Wu Xiaoqing has asked for the Five-Way God, and his life has been linked with the Five-Way God. Of course, the damage suffered by the idol will be projected onto Wu Xiaoqing's head. If he falls off the idol, he can drive the Five-Way God away. What's the use of looking at Yin and Yang?
Wu Xiaoqing's face turned pale. "Could it be that our family has to pay for this for a lifetime? My son has to play rascal for a lifetime..."
I told them not to worry, so I told them, "It's really not easy to handle the Gods of Five Links. Fortunately, your God is wild."
Wu Xiaoqing's father was also stunned, "No, this green onion has wild, and rabbits also have wild, but I have never heard of it, and gods also have wild..."
In fact, we have met wild gods before-such as the king of the north of the city.
The King of the North of the City was called the City God, and he also ate a lot of incense for nothing. Strictly speaking, he only took the name of the City God, so he was a "wild god."
To put it more popularly, it is to sell dog meat with sheep's head hanging on. You think he is a five-way god, but in fact something else is attached to the statue of the five-way god, pretending to be a five-way god.
During the Qing Dynasty, the Wutong God in the south was very noisy, especially in Jiangbei County. Many purdah women who liked the Wutong God dreamed that the Wutong God went to Wushan with themselves at night. They were quite happy, but as time went by, their bodies became weaker and weaker, and many died.
There was a young woman who shouted every day, "The Gods have come to pick me up..."
Her younger brother was angry, but he took a knife and hid under the bed. At night, a very handsome man really came and went into bed. Her younger brother was relieved of his hatred. Seeing that his lower body did not enter, he cut the leather strand with a knife. He only heard the Wutong God scream and ran away while holding the leather strand.
When her brother looked at it, ooh, his hairy tail fell off the ground.
And that Wutong Shen never dared to come again, his sister would be fine.
The five-way deity is a real person who becomes a deity. In theory, it is impossible to have a tail. Later, it was found that it was common practice to worship the five-way deity in the local area. Many evil things were attached to the statue of the five-way deity and ate the essence of women through the appearance of the five-way deity.
So Jiangbei's father, brother and husband all hid under the woman's bed at home and waited to cut off their tails. In the past few months, Jiangbei's Wutong God disappeared.
Cheng Xinghe nodded repeatedly, "Brother Wutong Shen is also quite innocent. People sit at home and pots come from the sky. Just because they are good-looking, they have become silver gods because of counterfeit products."
As I spoke, I turned the Five-Way God over. They saw that there was a little furry thing behind the Five-Way God, like a tail.
Only then did Wu Xiaoqing understand. "So..."
What you have on your five gods is the kind of counterfeit products-evil spirits.
It may also be a long-haired one-so when Wu Xiaoqing stole the vest, she made an animal cry.
As soon as she said that, Wu Xiaoqing suddenly turned over from one side and ran towards the outside. As she ran, she muttered, "I want a big girl, I want a big girl..."
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This is what the sperm on the brain said.
Lan Ru Yue stumbled on Wu Xiaoqing's ankle. Wu Xiaoqing fell down and grabbed to touch the big lady.
I pressed down on Wu Xiaoqing and peeled off his trousers-only to see a big tumor popping up on his skin.
Wu Xiaoqing's father started crying on the spot. "If you don't tell me that the child has been rectified by evil spirits, why does he still have cancer..."
I returned the hand and pulled out the Seven Star Dragon Spring. The Seven Star Dragon Spring flashed with a cold light, which scared Wu Xiaoqing's parents. "Master, you are so versatile, but you can operate?"
"Yes, human life is at stake. Why don't we go to Shangxian Hospital..."
Where is the county hospital with my good craftsmanship, I immediately cut the big tumor open, only to see a mass of hair unkempt inside, stretched out, impressively is a tail.
When my hand lifted and the knife fell, Wu Xiaoqing let out a scream and the tail was cut off.
Watching Wu Xiaoqing's blood flow all over the floor, Wu Xiaoqing's parents did not mention how uncomfortable they felt. They cried as they held their son. However, Wu Xiaoqing's face became paler and paler as her blood was drained. She only felt angry and did not feel angry anymore.
Now Wu Xiaoqing's parents panicked. They quickly grabbed me and asked their son what was wrong.
I also wonder a little, supposedly this Wu Xiaoqing broke the evil root, and the connection with the five gods will be broken, should be scattered black lines, eyes become clear, woke up.
Cheng Xinghe and Lan Ruyue also came over to take a look, but they didn't see any clue. They turned back and shook their heads at me.
This is also strange, I thought, this is a matter of incense, it is better to ask the mountain god, also help her accumulate merit.
So I took out the gold leaf of the Mountain God and called out to her, "Mountain God."
But no one paid any attention to me. Wu Xiaoqing's parents looked at me and didn't shout anything. My eyes began to doubt.
I coughed. Youqiu was three points shorter, and my voice softened. "Mountain God?"
Still no effect.
Wu Xiaoqing's mother was already reckless, so she couldn't help it. She stood up and ran into me. "Wow, I thought you had two strokes. Feelings are a magic stick. Even if my child is shameful in that aspect, he is still alive and kicking. Now that he is killed by you, you pay for my son's life!"
This is like Gonggong's anger not touching Zhou Shan. It was close to breaking my lumbar vertebra-she is a living person. If I use the method to deal with evil spirits to deal with her, I will have to be punished by heaven.
Fortunately, Wu Xiaoqing's father was reasonable, so he quickly held her back. "Wife, don't get excited first, listen to what Mister has to say first..."
"Bah!" Wu Xiaoqing's mother immediately spat out a mouthful of saliva: "His grandfather is not a serious gentleman. He didn't let people chase his family to smash eggs? What kind of good bird can the person introduced by his grandfather be?"
Lan Ruyue's face turned cold, so she stood in front of me and lifted Wu Xiaoqing three feet from the ground. Seeing that she was about to beat her, Cheng Xinghe quickly stopped Lan Ruyue. "Dumb Lan, impulse is the devil. We are here to enter the black door. Don't destroy the old man's house!"
Wu Xiaoqing's mother didn't expect us to bring a thug. She was so scared that she immediately stopped answering. Lan Ruyue stared at her fiercely and then looked back at me. She shook her fist as if she was taking credit. It meant that only when the gun was hard could the world be won.
I said to myself that it was fortunate that she was born in a peaceful and prosperous time. If she had been born earlier, she would definitely have had a place in the Axe Gang.
Then I suddenly heard a chuckle in my ear.
Xiaoxiang?
No, Xiaoxiang's smile is also cold, not so attractive-it is the mountain god.
"Wrong call."
What? I looked at the name again and immediately reacted. Yes, there was the word "man" on it. This was her name.
In order to avoid hitting my face, I ran to the room next door and shouted again behind my back, "Man."
Still no one...
"Ah man."
A burst of smell with the fragrance of medicine rushed out, and that familiar arm wrapped around me from behind, and her moist lips pressed against my ear: "Uncle."
That voice was even more ear-piercing than a living snake, making one's bones turn crisp.
A green silk draped over my shoulder, slippery.
She turned around and looked at me. Her beautiful eyes reflected my appearance. "I miss you so much."
Who can bear this, but the index finger immediately hurt fiercely, pulling my spirit back.
I hurriedly kept a certain distance from her and asked her about today.
Only then did she reply, "As gods, we only respond to requests. This Wu Xiaoqing might have sacrificed herself to the wild Wutong God."
By the way, if you ask God, you have to offer sacrifices, but he actually offered himself as a sacrifice. What kind of operation is it?
It's the same as selling kidneys and buying cell phones.
The Mountain God smiled and said, "What's wrong with this? When I was in the Heavenly Court, I had seen it before..."
But halfway through her words, she suddenly stopped talking, as if she had spilled the beans.
I was immediately stunned. "Aren't you the Mountain God of Hu Gushan? You've also been to the Heavenly Court?"
"I wasn't born in that backwater. I was relegated to the past."
This Mountain God was in a higher position before?
I asked her how she was relegated.
But there was a trace of loneliness in her eyes and she only said that she didn't want to mention sad things.
I didn't continue to ask and pulled the topic back: "Then how do I save him if he sacrifices himself?"
The Mountain God leaned into my arms and wrapped his hand around my neck. He half-closed his eyes in satisfaction. "Where can I get back the gifts I gave?"
How can this work? If Wu Xiaoqing really dies, my own sins and losses are nothing. The old man of Taiji Hall will never let me enter the black door to find the secret book!
The Mountain God seemed to have known what I was thinking, and his voice became softer and softer. "However, since Uncle Gu has opened his mouth, I have to think of a way. Otherwise, you beg me."
This made me blush, my index finger was on alert, and the pain kept on. My forehead broke out in cold sweat in an instant.
The mountain god noticed it and frowned. He gently wiped the sweat off my head and said with some heartache, "Alright, alright, Bai Xiaoxiang, don't be so ruthless. Anyway, I also hate those evil spirits that take our names. Uncle, let me tell you, if you want to get the gift back, you can only kill the person who received it."
So, I have to take care of the counterfeit products that have been sacrificed and ask Wu Xiaoqing back?
At this time, Wu Xiaoqing's mother was smashing the door outside again. She was probably afraid that Lan Ruyue would hear her and beat her up. She lowered her voice and said, "Alright, no Ow? What can my child do?"
The Mountain God touched my face and smiled charmingly. "I knew that my uncle was so smart that he would definitely be able to come up with ideas. As long as you need anything, just call me - remember, I won't agree to anything else, so I can only call me Ah Man."
As he spoke, he disappeared.
I turned around and opened the door, saying don't worry, I will save Wu Xiaoqing back today.
Then I asked her, do you know where this Wutong God was invited from?
Wu Xiaoqing's mother said how do I know? I don't dare to enter the child's room at ordinary times. What does it matter? It is the most important thing to rescue the child.
After thinking about it, I asked Wu Xiaoqing to fucking help me find some old Spring Festival couplets, take five bowls and load the grains each.
Cheng Xinghe saw my purpose and asked me if I wanted to catch a turtle in a jar against those few wild gods.