Hearing this, the mother-in-law suddenly straightened up, looked at the pig urine bubble in her hand, and then looked at the window root. Her face under the shadow revealed a trace of a grim smile.
Liu Ge had no choice but to put a hand on his mouth, signaling Zhang Man not to say a word, and gesturing for her to leave quickly.
Don't say, this Liu Ge is already a little adaptable, ordinary people may have peed early.
Zhang Man is a donkey, holding him back and retreating. He leaned over and said, "Brother Liu, don't be angry. As you all know, when he was in school, he had a crush on me and kept asking for it. This is revenge on me. It's not worth it for him to break our friendship."
Cheng Xinghe turned to look at me, like saying that my taste is really heavy.
I can't be so awesome! I said how can Sister Liu look at Zhang Man's face one by one? This ***** dares to blow anything awesome!
Now, Mother-in-law God had slowly walked over to Zhang Man. She opened her big mouth and bent down at Zhang Man. Brother Liu was almost suffocated from fear now, while Zhang Man was still blabbering, "I brought you a new insurance policy. Don't mention how much the discount is. You have to consider it carefully. We are not selling performance, but peace of mind..."
I couldn't wait any longer. I sprang out from behind the sofa and kicked Zhang Man directly. Zhang Man was already round and fat. It was like a ball. I kicked him far away and crashed into the closet.
A "ka" sound in my ear-mother-in-law god bit an empty!
And my kick was also a failure. I didn't knock Zhang Man out. The unlucky woman held her head and got up. When she saw that it was me who jumped out of the dark and kicked her, she immediately became anxious: "Okay, Li Beidou? You're a little bit of a *****, you dare to kick me! My husband didn't even dare to lay a finger on me! I... I... I'll fight with you today!"
As he spoke, he threw himself at me with all his teeth and claws.
But as soon as she took two steps, she retracted her fat feet and asked with trepidation, "Who is this old lady behind you? She is so tall?"
I... behind?
"Be careful!" Cheng Xinghe also rushed out, hugged me and crashed into the cabinet with me. My mother-in-law's huge figure fluttered into the air, bent down, threw away the pig urine bubble, and fumbled wildly under the window.
Brother Liu kept his promise and watched his mother-in-law's huge claws reach out to him. He also clenched his teeth and did not move. Zhang Man hurriedly said, "Brother Zhang, why do you keep silent? Why is this old lady so scary?"
If it weren't for my head buzzing against the closet, I couldn't tell the east, west, north and south for a while, I really wanted to cut off Zhang Man's tongue right now!
There is no doubt that this is to show the way to the mother-in-law god. The mother-in-law god looked back at Zhang Man. From Zhang Man's line of sight, he accurately judged Liu Ge's position and grabbed Liu Ge.
I took a breath, turned over and bounced up from the ground. At the last moment, I kicked Zhang Ge away.
Zhang Ge grunted and rolled. The position of the pig's urine bubble exceeded two meters. Her mother-in-law's eyes instantly turned ecstatic. The body double method was ineffective-she saw Liu Ge!
Liu Ge couldn't control it anymore. He was weak under his feet and couldn't stand up. Cheng Xinghe swore and rushed over. His body staggered - he also hit his head just now, not lighter than me - and grabbed Liu Ge and hid behind the sofa.
I immediately shouted, "Cheng Xinghe, run!"
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Cheng Xinghe's voice rang out, not to be outdone. "Don't look down on me. I haven't seen this occasion before!"
The mother-in-law grabbed the sofa with her big claws. The sofa skin was scratched with a "fluffy" sound, and the wadding inside was flying all over the sky.
My heart was in my throat. This was... the Evil God who wanted to transform...
Then the sofa was overturned by her, but there was no figure behind the sofa-Cheng Xinghe reacted very quickly and had already taken Liu Ge to hide.
I breathed a sigh of relief in an instant, but my mother-in-law suddenly turned around and saw Zhang Man, who was standing frozen in place. Her big mouth suddenly curved up-the big mouth cracked to the root of her ear, and inside it were cold glittering teeth!
Zhang Man had never seen such a thing before. She was already stunned. Her mother-in-law grabbed Zhang Man and bit her head!
Only then did Zhang Man react. He shouted at me, "Li Beidou, you heartless, help me!"
I really want my mother-in-law to eat this woman, but this is really not good-after eating Zhang man, she will be able to transform immediately!
So I immediately said loudly, "Before you eat her, I have something for you!"
My mother-in-law's mouth was already shrouded in Zhang Man's head, but she slowly looked at me after listening to my words.
I immediately raised my hand: "This!"
Cheng Xinghe's voice came down from the leaping stairs: "What is that?"
Brother Liu said in a low voice, "It seems... it's my son's little ball!"
"Little ball?"
This was no ordinary little ball - it was the mother-in-law god s tongue.
The Evil God and the Statue of God were one. If the Statue of God had any damage, then even if the Evil God transformed, it would still be incomplete.
Very not easy to change shape, mother-in-law god absolutely don't want to be a disability!
Before, I wondered why my mother-in-law suddenly refused to speak when she was about to eat Liu Ge's son. This is not an ordinary pass for her, but a transformation. According to her ability, isn't it more hopeful to persuade Liu Ge with clever tongue?
Besides, there is only one person left. It is not easier for Liu Ge to find someone else than for him to hand over his son. Why should Liu Ge be forced to a dead end?
Liu Ge's child is so bear, I guess, maybe this little overlord has offended her mother-in-law god, or he has something that her mother-in-law god wants.
Today, when I looked at this idol, I proved that I was right. The mouth of the mother-in-law god covered by the sleeve was a dark hollow, and there were some scratched marks on the edge of the mouth, like something had been dug out.
This is obvious-for Xiong Haizi, the more you don't let him do anything, the more he wants to do something. It must be Xiong Haizi who took advantage of adults' inattention to pull open the closet and see the statue of mother-in-law god.
According to his destructive power, there is a ghost if you don't move your hands, while your mother-in-law has a strong body. Presumably, the tongue is a movable bead that can move in your mouth. Only then did Xiong Haizi dig it out.
Without her tongue, Mother-in-law God could no longer speak. Out of anger, she naturally wanted to eat the Xiong Haizi.
Of course, Liu Ge could not bear to hand over the child, so her mother-in-law God detained the child's soul and wanted to find out the whereabouts of her tongue.
But now she couldn't speak, so why did she ask Xiong Haizi? Or maybe, Xiong Haizi himself had forgotten where the ball had been placed, causing Mother-in-law God to never find his tongue.
Sure enough, my mother-in-law stared at me, raised her head, and stretched out a claw at me.
I clenched the little ball: "Mother-in-law god, don't you like to exchange things with people? In this case, I can't give you this little ball for nothing."
Mother-in-law God threw Zhang Man away.
Zhang Man's waist hit the TV cabinet and she couldn't get up after screaming. Her mother-in-law stretched out her claws with me again.
I shook my head: "Not to change that woman, I want to change the Liu family's woman and that child."
The mother-in-law's big claws clenched in an instant, obviously unwilling.
I then persuaded, "Think about it, now is the last pass of your transformation. People can eat it at any time, but there is only one tongue. Do you want to be a mute after staying up for so many years?"
Mother-in-law God froze in place for a long time, then stretched out a hand.
I saw it too. The hand was clutching two black lines.
Then, the black line disconnected, and there was movement in the room. First, the child's voice: "Mom..."
Then came Sister Liu's voice, "Hey!"
Brother Liu immediately became excited. "Xiaorui, wife!"
At this time, a dark shadow jumped at me and bit down on my hand with a big mouth.
I was prepared. With a turn of my wrist, I threw the bead out. "Cheng Xinghe, take it!"
"I caught it!"
Mother-in-law God immediately yelled, threw me down, and pounced on Cheng Xinghe. I said loudly, "Return to return to return!"
The bead fell into my hand again, and my mother-in-law and god couldn't care less about it. It seemed that she was really anxious and would swallow me whole with the bead when she opened her big mouth.
What I want is for her to be anxious.
At the moment when she opened her mouth, I stuffed the pig urine bubble into it.