But in my case, no matter how hot the potato is, I have to continue.
The house is a single-family villa, and a big fat man opened the door for me, and the house was splendid, but even a poor dog like me could see that the taste was not high, and it looked like a large bathing center. I was secretly glad that whether the land was dirt or not, it was enough to show that the owner of the house was a rich man like the young woman, and the business was not small.
But the fat man lifted two flesh bubbles and swept me, and when he saw that I was wearing a miscellaneous cottage, his face turned cold: "What kind of master are you? Not to mention which zoo I thought it was a monkey that ran out of the zoo, can you still watch the house?"
I want to scare him, but I'm here for medical expenses, Lu Xun said, if you have money, you don't make a bastard, and it's nothing to endure for the sake of the old man.
I asked as politely as possible, "Who is the owner?"
This fat man has a Bozhou accent, the corners of his mouth are as mean as a knife, and he has cut off most of Fulu, he is said to be a poor and poor life, and he is estimated to be a migrant worker who has left his hometown. Hades is easy to see, but it's hard to be a ghost, that's what I'm talking about.
didn't think about it, the fat man pouted: "Lao Tzu is not the owner of the house, are you? ”
I was secretly surprised when I heard it, this is strange, with his face, it is said that it is impossible to mix with this kind of net worth?
This fat man claimed to be surnamed Xiong, a contractor, and he didn't let me sit, but just ignored and said: "I'll give you a chance, start your performance, if you can really see something, count yourself lucky, if you want to fool me with my money, Lao Tzu has a way to make you can't get along in the county." ”
Show your uncle, you have to talk to him more for a while, and count the mental damage fee. However, this dead fat man has godless white eyes, blows wax and has a small protruding mouth, the Lord loves to take advantage of him, and is insatiable, and it may not be easy to make money from him.
With that in mind, I looked at the house. It doesn't matter what you look at, this fat man looks like he is pounding garlic jars - he owes a hammer, and his luck is really good, this house turned out to be a dragon and tiger house. The back is Hutou Mountain, the front is the power plant river, sitting north and facing south, it is considered to face the green dragon and back to the white tiger, this kind of dragon and tiger house can be ranked in the top three of the yang house, the main family has a continuous source of wealth, and the house is safe.
The interior should be a new Chinese design, for the sake of lighting, the front and back of the wall facing the gate are opened, and a large balcony is opened, which looks particularly transparent and bright.
I had a number in my heart, and said: "Your business has not been going well recently, your wealth has leaked out, and a lot of buying and selling have been seen, but in the end, you have lost the soup, and all your competitors have been cheapened, and the business will be almost untenable, and you will sit and eat nothing." ”
The fat bear's face changed suddenly, and sure enough, he didn't have a business since he finished decorating, and he broke the contract at the last moment, and his back was evil, so he wanted to find someone to see if there was something wrong with feng shui.
That is necessary, the gate is facing the balcony, dilapidated and does not gather wealth, which is equivalent to poking a hole in the impregnable dragon and tiger house, and the wealth valve goes out of the balcony, just like passing through the colander, which can be seen and cannot be fished.
I said, "It's simple, you move the fish tank over, block the balcony, as the saying goes, the mountain manages the people, the water pipes the wealth, the water is endless, and the wealth is endless, and then plant some bamboo in the southeast of the backyard, which is called the high festival, and the business will get better and better." ”
The fat bear immediately did so, and sure enough, a phone call came in after a while, saying that a big one had survived, the oil and water were very thick, and he was excited to rub his hands like flies.
I saw that things were going well, so I calculated a number, suggesting that he would give him hexagram money, but the fat man immediately turned his face when he heard it, and said: "Just a hairy boy like you, I let you enter the door to reward your face, you go out and tell people that he has shown me the old bear the house, which is enough for you to become famous, I haven't asked you for advertising money, you want money from me?"
As he spoke, he threw ten yuan under my feet, saying that he knew the rules, and he would give as much merit as he pleased, so that I didn't have to look for it.
Your mother, this little money is not enough to take a taxi, and this dead fat man is watching me get the house right, and I plan to cross the river and tear down the bridge.
However, playing with the master was a little tender, so I smiled and said, "It seems that Xiong is always dissatisfied with my business ability, so I will withdraw the bureau and go back." ”
The fat bear glared and asked in disbelief, "Can this thing be withdrawn?"
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I nodded and said, "The Feng Shui Bureau is the same as acupuncture, and it can't be bad at all, so you can withdraw with a slight move, but I'm young and inexperienced, in case there is no weight under my hands, the small hole becomes a big hole, and the broken is a big fortune. ”
As I spoke, I pretended to do something.
The fat bear couldn't sit still, so he reluctantly transferred the account to me, and said in a weird way: "The real masters of other people regard money as dung, and take it as a practice, and don't need money at all. ”
Bad pen, who is crazy about money, who knows in his heart, but I took a look, the number of transfers was thirty-eight, I was very satisfied at the time, and I didn't care much - usually the old man has a transaction of up to 1,800, always taught me to be greedy, the young woman's windfall is purely accidental, I count the mental loss fee, and I only plan to open a price of 10,000, and I feel that I want less.
Later, I learned that the fat bear had asked others to look at the house, one offered 166,000 yuan, and the other offered 200,000 yuan, but he was not willing to spend it, and he originally wanted to find someone who didn't understand the market to take advantage.
When I was leaving, the bear fat man didn't send it, and he rolled his eyes disdainfully, and then I found that there was a black mark on the white of his eye.
This is called Kayinsha, which means that something bad is following him.
However, the bear fat man never mentioned this kind of thing, I remembered what the driver said, so I asked him if there were any other strange things happening around him recently?
The fat bear was stunned for a moment, his face was not good-looking, and he said: "I see that your kid is purely an old sow wearing a bra, one set after another, this money does not quench his thirst, and he still wants to scare and scare Lao Tzu to lie a little more? I advise you to get out of me quickly, my old bear has a lot of money, but people are not stupid." ”
He doesn't look like he's lying, could it be that I'm thinking too much? Forget it, there's nothing to say about this kind of kindness as a donkey's liver and lungs.
I went back and took the bus to save money. On the way, a woman with a child came up, and there was no seat in the car, and many people pretended to be asleep when they saw her, so I got up and asked her to sit with me.
The woman was very grateful, and asked the child to thank me, but before I could do it, the child looked at me, and his voice began to howl, as if someone had pinched me, but it startled me.
The women were embarrassed to say that the child was squeamish, so that everyone could forgive me, and some people sneered and said: "What kind of bus is so squeamish, why don't you let the child and his father buy Mercedes-Benz!"
The woman stopped squeaking, and I could see that she had a bare nose and pointed cheekbones, dull hair and white eyes, and was a widow, and it was estimated that the child's father had died early.
I casually said to the man, "Since you love purity so much, where is the Mercedes that your father bought for you?"
The car was silent, and the widow thanked me even more, but the child pointed at me crying and said, "Mom, don't talk to him...... He's like my dad, there's a person in him, there's a person in him!"
I was stunned,, what does this mean?
The widow was very embarrassed to ask the child not to talk nonsense, and someone whispered: "The child has clean eyes, and he must have something bad on him, and he will not live long." ”
I immediately remembered what Mr. Gao said. Am I really entangled in something?
So I immediately asked the child, "What is the person on me?"
But when the child saw that I was talking to him, he buried his face in his mother's arms, and howled even more fiercely, and when he saw that he was about to pull away, the widow begged me not to be like a child, and I was afraid that the child would cry some sin, so I did not dare to ask any more questions.
At this time, the car arrived at the station, I went down, I don't know if it was a psychological effect or what, I really felt like something was staring at me behind me, making people's necks hairy, but when I looked back, there was nothing.
Damn, since I hit Yang Shuiping, it seems that everything has become evil. If only I could find someone with yin and yang eyes to show me.
I muttered to the ward, but I smelled a smell of green onions first, and I saw a little brother about my age, sitting on the edge of the old man's bed, grasping cakes in one hand, spicy skewers in the other, and two large gluten sticks between his fingers, munching on it.
I was dumbfounded: "Who are you?"
When he looked up and saw me, he sucked a piece of fish tofu into it, smiled at me, and showed a mouthful of white teeth: "Just call Mr. Cheng." ”
Who? Isn't it the same as the previous nurse? I saw him look at me very carefully, from top to bottom like a treasure, and then shook his head, showing a very sorry expression, like looking at a terminally ill patient.
I just wanted to ask him if he had gone to the wrong door, but Mr. Gao came, holding a bowl of instant noodles and put it in front of the finger cake, and said earnestly: "Rattan pepper beef tenderloin flavor, three minutes!"
Then Mr. Gao gave me a look: "Beidou, you are back, Mr. Cheng has been waiting for you for a long time, and he still hasn't said hello." ”
, in the morning, Mr. Gao said that he wanted to find a big guy to show me, wouldn't it be this finger cake?
He didn't look at me with his hand grasping the cake, he only picked up a fork and rolled a lump of instant noodles, and hissed spicily: "Lao Gao, you know that I have always asked for money and not my life, but I can't smash my own signboard, prepare for the aftermath for this child, I have seen him in this situation, and he will not live for forty-nine days." ”
Normally, whoever hears someone say that has to take a broom and greet me, but what happened to me recently is really wrong, what kind of punishment have I committed, why do I have to report a funeral when I see me?
Teacher Gao was anxious: "No, if this kid is really a bit long and short, I can't explain it to the old man of their family! Mr. Cheng, if you think of a way, I'll add some more to you!"
I didn't say anything when I grabbed the cake, and I was about to leave after the junk food, Mr. Gao's face became more and more solemn, so he dragged me and asked me to beg him together.
I begged him uncle, I originally looked at this inexplicable thing that was not pleasing to the eye, but I knew it in my heart, it couldn't be an ordinary person to make Mr. Gao so low, I just wanted to know what he meant by this crow's mouth.
He didn't say anything, so I deliberately provoked him: "What is there to ask for, there are so many liars these days, Mr. Gao, are you fooling? There is no difficulty factor in opening your mouth to report a funeral, who wouldn't?"
Sure enough, he turned his head around the cake and said with a smile: "Little brother, for the sake of your death, I will give you a free sentence, have you been to any vicious feng shui array for a while?"
There was a buzz in my ears, what he said was Yang Shuiping's nine ghosts pressing the coffin?
No, I didn't even mention it, how did he know?
He took another bite of the gluten, and said, "The thing that is pressed in that place has caught up with you." ”