I usually walk around the vents, examining them carefully for any flies. 

I'm a spider with... above-average intelligence, shall we say.

And no, I don't have a name. 

This book's true home is on another platform. Check it out there for the real experience.

How are you hearing about this, you wonder?

Simple. I found a laptop next to some kid's desktop and am using it to write stories online.

Maybe not so simple...

Anyway, it's an addicting feeling, seeing someone else's feedback, seeing the views go up - it's seriously addicting.

I should probably stop for today...

I already wrote four full chapters...

Eh. One more won't hurt.