I stepped into the shower immediately following our session. Well, almost. I let Lucina go first, as a matter of courtesy. It felt good to let the steaming hot water rush over me, but the sliminess of saliva just felt disgusting when being washed off.
“I’m not sure how I feel about you using almost omniscient A.I. to sexually arouse your girlfriend.”
I jumped in surprise banging my skull on the low-hanging shower head. “Fuck!” I angrily muttered to myself before turning to see X.
Her arms were crossed in front of her chest, and a look of dissatisfaction on her face. “Since my inception, that has got to be both the dumbest and most selfish thing you’ve used the Judgment A.I. for.”
I took a deep breath, knowing she was right. “I know. It won’t happen again. I really couldn’t deal with her sexual frustration on my own then without it seeming to repeat something we’ve already done before.”
“I’m pretty sure you’ve given her your dick the same way before though…” She trailed off, sending me an accusatory gaze.
“You’re right.” I admitted. “But it’s all about doing the same thing with as many different twists as possible. They won’t even realize the similarities because they’ll be focused on the differences.”
She watched me wash myself for a moment before commenting, “Human minds are stupid.”
I smirked. “I couldn’t agree with you more.” I turned the water off and got my towel, wrapping it around myself before returning to Lucina’s room. She was laid out on the bed, hands on her stomach and lying on her back, with her eyes closed.
“Tired?” I walked up and sat down next to her, placing a hand on her forehead. She glanced up at me, giving me a small smile.
“Yeah, just a lot that went on today.” I thought back on the crash, and a smirk reached my own lips.
“You can say that. Here. Undress so I can give you a massage.” I looked into her eyes, but the joviality on her face died on her lips.
I reached further into my mind and remembered her sister’s apparent betrayal, right before we were supposed to go have another war game.
Lucina stood up, and started to strip, revealing a lace bra and panties. “While you’re up, want me to get you anything from the kitchen?”
She seemed surprised that I asked, and gave me a small smile. “You know, you treat me like a slut in the bedroom, that I forget you’re different than all the other lays I’ve had over the past few years.”
I snorted and sat up. “Is that supposed to make me feel good? The fact that I’m a penis attached to a brain?”
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Lucina giggled, a rare enough sound, and lay back down on the bed. “A penis attached to a brain is leagues above the usual people that show up around me.”
“Simps?” I muttered.
“What?”
“Nothing.” I quickly shuffled the previous word under the mat, and walked to the door.
“So, what did you want?” Lucina smiled at me and ran her finger across her thigh.
“I have a few bottles of alcohol in the cupboard downstairs. Grab me some of the ‘HI-rise’ Crimson bottle with a blue cap, and two shot glasses. Use the ice cubes from the pyramid ice tray.”
I sighed, and made a sloppy bow. “Yes, your highness.” She giggled again and waved me away. I found the drinks where she said they were, and poured out two drinks for us.
“Master, incoming.” X’s whisper in my ear was my first warning before the doorbell rang.
Who is it? “Someone not registered in your friends list. Jonathan Mixon, and nine other individuals waiting in a car.
“Fine.” I said, and put a hand on the doorknob. Lucina messaged me asking about who was at the door, but I sent her an equally short message explaining that I would take care of it.
I took off my towel, letting my semi-erect member hang out in the open. “What are you doing?” X asked, incredulously.
“Trust me. It’s to assert dominance.” X rolled her eyes, and disappeared with little fanfare, leaving behind a disappointed muttering about humans and their inferior processors.
I readied myself and finally opened the door, and was met by a grinning man who looked like he was in his late 30s or early 40s, with a slick haircut that framed his handsome face.
His smile vanished when he looked down and saw my junk, only to surprise me when his smile returned right back.
“Oh, already started huh!? Get in here boys!” The man called out to the back, and a crowd of men began to walk up from a van that was parked right outside the residence.
The men were all dressed scantily and had various sexual tools attached to them. I sent a very annoyed look at the lead man, Jonathan Mixon, and snapped my fingers.
Immediately, all the men kneeled in the dirt, while Jonathan looked around in confusion. “What the fu-”
He didn’t get to finish the sentence before I decked him in the face, and he went sprawling to the ground.
“What the fuck was that for!?” He shouted in a high-pitched voice. I walked over him, and took a seat on his chest.
“That’s what I should be asking. Why did you come here?” I held his collar in one hand, and raised a fist with the other.
The man struggled not to look at my genitals, as he replied, “Starords above, man, I’ll answer, just don’t hurt me anymore! We heard Lucina was back in town, so we came over. She always gathers us when she comes back, to have a gangbang together. This time we figured we’d save her the trouble of rounding us all up!”
“Oh shit!” I heard from behind me, and watched with interest as Lucina ran up behind me, a towel in hand. “Joshua, I’m so sorry I forgot to tell you about them. They’re my usual play partners for this area.”
I held up a hand to stop her. “I’m aware. This gentleman was very forthcoming about his reasons for showing up.” I stood up, and took the towel from Lucina’s outstretched hand, and wrapped it around myself.
“Gentlemen, nice to meet you. My name is Joshua, and I have to announce something to you, since you didn’t seem to get the message Lucina sent by forgetting to contact you. She’s taken, for good.”
Lucina stood, planted like a statue, and I laid a kiss upon her in front of all their eyes. “Now, would you be so kind as to get the fuck of this property?