The McKenzie Files Books 1, 2 and novella
53 Chapters
Author:permanentlyExhaustedPigeon
Status:hiatus
Synopsis
Ever wondered what would happen if a sarcastic, foul-mouthed ex-superhero found himself zapped across space and time to a world of swords and sorcery? So did I. Contains approx 5% swearing by volume.
(Books one, two and the novella are finished; further stories coming soon. Long chapters: average chapter length is 6000 words).
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Table of Contents
- 1Book 1, Chapter 1: I thought you lot were supposed to shamble?2024-11-13
- 2Book 1, Chapter 2: Will you please stop the decapitated head humour?2024-11-13
- 3Book 1, Chapter 3: Might I ask where the hell we are?2024-11-13
- 4Book 1, Chapter 4: Don't blame me if you finish the day off inside a troll2024-11-13
- 5Book 1, Chapter 5: You see me again, you'd best hope it's from a distance2024-11-13
- 6Book 1, Chapter 6: Operating at the economical end of the mercy spectrum2024-11-13
- 7Book 1, Chapter 7: I hate responsibility – I'm more of a live-in-the-moment type bloke2024-11-13
- 8Book 1, Chapter 8: Unless you make some kind of massive douche move, you are so getting laid tonight2024-11-13
- 9Book 1, Chapter 9: An extreme case study in not a good time to talk2024-11-13
- 10Book 1, Chapter 10: Him and me don't exactly get on2024-11-13
- 11Book 1, Chapter 11: Apologising really isn't your strong suit, is it?2024-11-13
- 12Book 1, Chapter 12: You are looking at the single most powerful individual alive2024-11-13
- 13Book 1, Chapter 13: I wish to register a complaint2024-11-13
- 14Book 1, Chapter 14: They could've shouted an apology2024-11-13
- 15Book 1, Chapter 15: The castle rooftop mutual appreciation society2024-11-13
- 16Book 1, Chapter 16: It's about to kick off big style here2024-11-13
- 17Book 2, Chapter 1: It's not exactly what one could call subtle, is it?2024-11-13
- 18Book 2, Chapter 2: The platonic ideal of unstealthy2024-11-13
- 19Book 2, Chapter 3: Stroppy elfbint2024-11-13
- 20Book 2, Chapter 4: I doubt the snake feels the same way about us2024-11-13
- 21Book 2, Chapter 5: What do you mean, claim to have killed him?2024-11-13
- 22Book 2, Chapter 6: I've just remembered that there's a troll I urgently need to shoot2024-11-13
- 23Book 2, Chapter 7: Let me guess - this isn't a welcome to the office party2024-11-13
- 24Book 2, Chapter 8: What just happened and who is this?2024-11-13
- 25Book 2, Chapter 9: I'm reliably informed it's extremely dangerous2024-11-13
- 26Book 2, Chapter 10: I'm working on my interpersonal skills2024-11-13
- 27Book 2, Chapter 11: This is going to complicate things2024-11-13
- 28Book 2: Chapter 12: What could possibly make today worse?2024-11-13
- 29Book 2, Chapter 13: I didn't say about the curse?2024-11-13
- 30Book 2, Chapter 14: You do have something of a reputation for sudden violence, you see2024-11-13
- 31Book 2, Chapter 15: When I was your age muskets were considered high tech2024-11-13
- 32Book 2, Chapter 16: 'Don't worry' is not an option for someone with you in their life2024-11-13
- 33Book 2, Chapter 17: You'll never see me again, I promise2024-11-13
- 34Book 2, Chapter 18: I've always wanted to say this: form an orderly queue, ladies2024-11-13
- 35Book 2, Chapter 19: You get a better class of nemesis when you're me2024-11-13
- 36Book 2, Chapter 20: As if today wasn't frantic enough2024-11-13
- 37Book 2, Chapter 21: I see you have guests - we'll let ourselves out2024-11-13
- 38Book 2, Chapter 22: You are invited to a private performance2024-11-13
- 39Book 2, Chapter 23: I've got a sudden need to go kick a god really hard in the bollocks2024-11-13
- 40Novella, Chapter 1: A magic therapy sack?2024-11-13
- 41Novella, Chapter 2: the Posh Elf Titanic2024-11-13
- 42Novella, Chapter 3: a shipmates with benefits type deal2024-11-13
- 43Novella, Chapter 4: looks like we’ve got ourselves a good old fashioned tables have turned situation2024-11-13
- 44Novella, Chapter 5: Even though you tried to kill me with gravity, I'm actually starting to like you2024-11-13
- 45Novella, Chapter 6: you brought down the wrath of a vengeful god on us and never apologised2024-11-13
- 46Novella, Chapter 7: I’m always outclassed, but never outnumbered2024-11-13
- 47Novella, Chapter 8: the plural of ‘drow’ is ‘drow’2024-11-13
- 48Novella, Chapter 9: I’m not a fan of oversharing2024-11-13
- 49Novella, Chapter 10: even I draw the line at drinking literal Devil piss2024-11-13
- 50Novella, Chapter 11: I love ultimatums, they’re my favourite kind of ‘um’2024-11-13
- 51Novella, Chapter 12: I will personally teleport a live wasp into your lungs2024-11-13
- 52Novella, Chapter 13: how was I supposed to know she was a necromancer’s wife?2024-11-13
- 53Novella, Chapter 14: you want to exact terrible vengeance on me? Join the queue2024-11-13