Xiang and Jason sat on the dirty-rusty-dusty-musty floor, playing Bloodborne Split-Screen, and eating cats. Xiang dies and rages, throwing his controller across the room.

“Bruh, Xiang,” Jason says

“You broke my controller!”

“Oh, ok,” Xiang replies

Xiang uses his big brain to instantly repair the controller, and they begin to play again. Eventually, they get bored and decide to order pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza. They decide to order it from Pat’s Pizza, Xiang’s favorite. It arrives and Xiang gobbles it up in one bite.

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“DAMN XIANG!” Jason shouts, breaking the sound barrier.

“You know Jason… I really gotta get something off my chest..” Xiang says, blush blushing.

“WHAT” Jason replies

“I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I love you..” Xiang says.

The room goes silent, and Jason’s face alights with anger.

“YOU DUMB WAFFLE” Jason shouts, drawing a gun from his back.

Jason attempts to shoot but fails; instead of falling to the ground. Xiang shot Jason! He twirls the gun into his pocket.

“Racist piece of shit,” Xiang says, spitting on Jason’s dead body.

Xiang begins to do the Orange Justice all over Jason’s corpse.