3-year old Dante Macaroni gwaed into the crowded gas station; he noticed two men acting kinda sussy in the corners. But; he didn’t care. He just wanted his gamer juice for his Celeste speedrun. He walked over to the juice and picked the gamer juice from the juices. That’s when the two sussy imposters walked over to the cash register, guns drawn. It reminded Dante of the GD level, Storming Summit, a level based off the hit video game Celeste.

“Plz give us money; we are poor.” They said, threatening the cashier with their intense stare.

“No.” The cashier replied.

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BOOM, the meaty insides of the cashier’s brain flew out in all directions.

“Damn.” They said in response to this, beginning to loot the cash register.

Dante ran over to the robbers in a haste.

“:O, you killed him!” He said selfishly.

BOOM, the gun went off, and little Dante was in the scope. He fell to the ground; he gasped for air.

“Bruh cabbage eater.” He said, his final words before dying.