Jason Ross stood on a chair made of human skin, playing Bloodborne and listening to Necromantic by Akatsuki Records. That’s when his phone rang, a call from Xiang?? He quickly picked up and said:

“WHAT THE FUCK DO U WANT?”

“BRO, I GOT A MIC,” Xiang said.

NANI? Jason was confused and shocked but also very mad for some odd reason, and so he replied with a:

“I don’t fucking care.”

“Can I come to your house and live there for exactly 500 years?” Xiang asked.

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“Sure,” Jason replied.

“What’s your address?” Xiang asked

“I don’t know, just tp to me,” Jason replied

“Alright, bet,” Xiang replied.

Suddenly, a black closet appeared in Jason’s room, and Xiang crawled out of it.

“Jason, I am gay.” Xiang said.

“Ok,” Jason replied, holding a Musket in his hands.

Xiang began to walk around Jason’s room, eating everything, including Jason’s cat, Xbox, and even bed. Jason began to scream at the top of his lungs, mourning the death of his cat to Xiang. Xiang apologizes to Jason. Jason accepts his apology. Xiang is tired, and so he decides to rest.