[Moon, space]

"Phil, what the hell are we doing here?!" ??????? Shouted

"Well love we're here to build a sand castle~" replied Phil

Phil and ?????? Were on the moon after visiting the sphinx and Egypt and watch a good old fashion apcolaypse caused by mummies coming to life and the sphinx hunting them down for food. Surprisingly not a single living person died.

"I know you said you wanted to build one after seeing those little kids build one but seriously, why the moon of all places?" Groaned ??????

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"You see, there arent that many people here who could come and disturb the castle, plus with the lack of atmosphere the castle will aast for hundreds of years!"

"You found of just built the castle out of something else, like metal"

"Uhmm, well true, but it just wouldn't be the same. The whole point is to get in touch with the child inside us~"

"..........."

"Don't give me that look!" Phil Cry's well stomping their foot

"Fine what ever, do your thing. I'm just gonna visit a player and fuck with them, maybe that old guy and his granddaughter."

"Ok love, do what you want. I'll just be here for the next year or so."

"Peace!"