[Cave,?????,?????]

{Congratz, you have been reborn as a dungeon.}

{Level - set - 0}

{Curse - add - immovable}

{Blessing - add - Chasity}

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

{Say [Dungeon Menu] for more information}

"Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!"

At this time in a cave located in ?????????????? a dungeon was born, it seems that someone fucked with the wrong god and was cursed to be reborn with a dungeon. This person must of really pissed off the god because not only were they respawned with their memorys, but also with a raised labido.

The tale has been stolen; if detected on Amazon, report the violation.

"What the hell?! I never did anything wrong!"

Ok maybe a god just wanted to fuck with someone, comeon I'm the narrator not some all knowing being like the writter, I mean damn! Have you seen his ass, its just, just PERFECT! Ok for now we shall fix the 4 wall as best as possible but, its badly damaged.

"Hey, narrator, I've calmed down now so can we get back to me?"

Ugh, fine whatever.

"That fucking loli, I knew I should of never signed those papers. Then again how was I suppose to know they were a magical contracted that used my life as payent to summon #!&?!%@  ? Oh well lets see about making the most of my situation shall we?"

"[Status]"

{Error - no longer part of player system, try [Monster path], [Dungeon Menu], or [Game shop}.]

"Ok so that didn't work, hmm [Game Shop]!"

{You have yet to unlock this function, requires semi-demi-god status}

"Well, then lets try, [Monster path]!"

{You are a idiot aren't you? Screw this}

{Rerouting to [Dungeon Menu]}

{Loading}

{Hello dungeon, Fucker, I am your personal AI helper!}

"What, The, FUCK?!"

{That rude, I just told you who I am and my Job}

"Sorry, its, its just been a long day you know?"

{But its been 3 years since you first awoke}

"Wait, WHAT?!"

{Owe! Stop that theres no need to yell for a week straight}

"How do I slow down my perception of time?"

{ You dont! Afterall, your being fucked with by a Time God}

".................................."