[Fuck you thats where]

"So, where am I now?"

{Go to hell you scum!}

"Thats not very nice young lady."

{For the 749th time I'm a man!}

"Yea right! One of these days I'm going to your server to check for myself and I'm gonna bet your a young girl."

The tale has been taken without authorization; if you see it on Amazon, report the incident.

As the system sighs it thinks back to the day this all started.

However flashbacks are over rated so -\(*_*)/-

"HELLO SYSTEM! I SAID [STATUS] LIKE %) TIMES!"

{What? oh..... there}

{Name - Doesn't deserve one}

{Race - Shit}

{Level - 78}

{Title - Cursed by the system}

{Luck - 8946}

{Cheating - 11067}

{Hacking - ???????? - Enough to hack system}

{Show More?}

"Are you still mad about me increasing my skill points?"

{Of fucking course I am! Do you know how long im on probition for now?!}

"I'm gonna take a lucky guess and say 2 more weeks"

{No you ignor- wait what?! How'd you know?}

"I took a lucky guess, you tell me."

{You fucking hacker!}

[You have been muted for the next hour]