[chester, aka yami]...augh,(plops down on a futon, exausted)...frick,..why are my scenes being used so often, eric and gigatron5000 are also part of this story!

[erica, aka tink](smoking a cigarette like a cigar)..aaaauuuurrr,.this charicter!,..when are they gonna fuck?

[chester](flustered)eEAaH, no, never! mine dousn't even have a dingle.

[erica].. hasn't stopped some people(puff)....uhg,i could be doing porn, that'd be better than this dung heep of a script!

[eric,aka "the currently un-named hero"](bangs head on the underside of the table,where he was sleeping)...uh,man; not so loud...we get paid either way if we act that day or not.

[erica] THATS MY POINT,you and that asexual toster are getting money, wile me and him are working!

[eric]..well,giggatron5000 is gonna get back from his debugging tomorow, so he can record his part.

[erica] and yours?

[eric]..im still coming down from that tainted kush i had at the post opening party.

The tale has been illicitly lifted; should you spot it on Amazon, report the violation.

[erica]..pff,light-weight.

[chester] can i please get some rest?

[erica] well,i need to get to the re-sizer, my husband finds this size "too tight", and he's somone from the-

[the 2 guys] UPUPUPUPUP- TMI,..T..M..I!

[yuzu, aka the young witch from one of the upcoming sidestories](steps in) oh, wrong door, sorry; i just soo exited for my debute!

[some clown looking fellow passing by the open door]oh,hey there whipersnappers, i seem to be lost, i can't seem to find my studio with this newfangled map doohicky.

[chester](gets up and go's to help him) is it anywhere near the bar?

[clown looking man] oh, it's right next to it,how else would anyone be able to act the scenes?

[chester] ah, good, whats the name of the story?

[clown] eeeee-uuummm,...it's the one with the toon feller im playing as, in ona those...ar-pee-jeez type worlds.

[chester] ah, i know that one,eric, you wanna come too?

[eric] anything to get away from her hissyfit. andmaybe to get somthing tohelp with the throbing in my head.

[chester] kay.

[eric](looks at the map)..dude...your holding it..like...half folded,and sideways.

[clown] is that what was wrong with it?(they leave)

[one of the goblins steps in, still in makup]uuuuh(switches off voice modulater on his neck) hey, you got any texis brand?

[erica] nah but i got laced ones.

[gob#34] okay, you got any scopolamine ones?

[erica].no-yes..but why doi have it?....ah,..paul's mixer.(hold one).wha-?...this one is marked"happy clown girl"

[gob34]oh wow,that's a catch; i'desave that for "persinal projects"..like having everyone happy.

[erica]..that good huh.....maybe i'll keep this one,andpull a prank on everyone.

[gob34]im out!

(leves and turns off the lights as he go's along,the back stage part is over, thats how done he is)