(a man wakes tied to a chair,in a room,that has no light)

[???]wha!?..whats going on?..i-i-i-i-i...i was doing my job, and..the thin man knocked me out....

[???]....where are the people i was using to flood the place?

(a figure in the dark aproaches,anda light above)

(he sees his legs,or what used to be his legs, but are now heavy lumps of flesh)WHAAAAAAAAA!

[ yami]..hello~~ my name is-

[Oprichnik venen] LISTEN HERE YOU HOLE MONKEY, I AM OPRICHNIK VENEN OF THE HOLY KINGDOM OF OPOZIA, AND YOU SHALL RELEASE ME,AS TO NOT INCURE MY WRATH WHEN I HAVE YOU IN CHAINS, AND I WILL GET OUT OF HERE CAVE SPAWN, OH, I WILL, UNDO WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO ME ANDKNEEL AT YOUR RIGHTFUL PLACE AT MY FEET, YOU LIMP WRISTED LOOT POOPER!

[yami].....(music playsin the man's ears,and yami sings "fuck you" by lily allen wile dance with hip sways, and finger prods, and backup singing by tink)

 [venen]...wha-

[yami]upupup,...save your questions for after the torture,..so, tyre,judis cradle,pearofanguish,crocidile sheeres,dog rape,or the tub?

[venen] dog rape?

[yami] dog rape it is

[venen] WAIT, NO

(but it was too late, the goblins were already tieing him to a post, and thw wolves looked hungry)

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[yami]..well that was fun,you want abunny taco tink?

[tink]...are you just gonna leave him like that?...seems...kinda wrong.

[yami]don'tworry, it's not leathal..i think.

[tink]..no,i mean, why areyou keeping him alive?

[yami]...da mana obviosly...

[tink]..but killing that guy would give a large one.

[yami]..yes...but i know a continuos boost is better than a one time boost. 

[tink]..nnnhhhhhh..i still just want that man to die!...he said he was an oprichnik,...

[yami]..yeah,..so?....what the hell's that mean anyway?

[tink]...andnowyour the innocent one...*hnhn*...it's a name for the one's who are slavemasters for your kind, and my kind,..i know of the horrors they do to your species AND MINE.....some even rape the ones that look like girls...both dm and pixie... regularpeople i perfer to just die fighting,..but.(tears)..but those lot i want to realy suffer!

[yami]......1: i have alot more in store for him, so don't worry,.and 2:...your tears are lovely.(holds out a hand for her to stand on,and wipes her tear away with a finger,andsucks on the finger)..i only want them to be for me!

[tink, momentaraly speachless]......hmg...hi...ahahahahahaaaah! you're horrible!(flops hand in his direction)...lets go atch that bastard get raped by a wolf.

 [yami]i'll make a bucket of fried rabbit bits!

[tink].hiha-(flutters to the direction of the "post room").......wait!.....OH GOD!...im...im becoming like yami!.....it's starting....my soulisbeing influinced by his!...but it's too soon.....or...or is it im....just feeling good about this bit of his bufoonery.....right..lets go with that....(popsintothe room yami's still in)..where are the rest by the way?

[yami] in a big ol pit in the ground that i will make them fight in.

[tink]...didn't you want them alive?

[yami]yes,..to get stronger, and be better little mana factories, the best they can be.

[tink] so your gonna make them spar....how are you gonna keep them  from making a huma laadder up the side,and killing ou after they get strong?

[yami] partaly the spectaters, later, after my power grows. i will wipe their memories of the life they once had,considering the branding and scars on some of them; that'd be a god-send.

[tink]wha-?...spectaters?..you mean goblins? ...we realy need more floors for these kids,so no-one will find them and "save" them .

[yami] that is what i was thinking as well...but for now, a hidden cover will suffice, one that can be lifted after it is unlocked, i'll get to that  later, for now, lets enjoy the schadenfreude of our first real enamy being emasculated by a wolf...i made chairs.(holds up a tiny chair)

[tink]..oh,..why thank you.(siyts in it)...TOO THE SHOW!(points ahead)

[yami] you don't tell me what to do!(carries here there)