Being reborn as the final boss of an online game was not exactly on my Christmas wishlist. Despite that, life is cruel, and my nonexistent wish was fulfilled. Now, not only have I become what is essentially a death row prisoner that has every single limb shackled, literally, I have also gained a snarky companion that refuses to shut up. Despite being locked inside of a dungeon, waiting for my executioners to come and kill me off, I never gave up hope. Actually, that's a lie, I did give up hope almost immediately, but I unhappily discovered that, apparently, death would mean eternal torment, so no thank you. This is a story about a man reborn as an evil god-like entity and his mission to bring peace and love to the many people of the world.