On top of a misty mountian, there sits a woman in the lotus position, deep in meditation. She looks at absolute peace, like the presence of a true Budha. Looking closer, you see her long black ponytail reaching down to her waist with fluffy cat ears and a tail wrapping around her waist and resting on her crossed legs.
A fat but adorable chipmunk walks towards the meditating cat girl looking to find acorns, only to end up unknowingly on the lap of the cat girl.
The cat girl instantly grabs the shit out of the fat and meaty chipmunk like a snake biting its prey. She instantly breaks its neck, almost making the execution look almost like an art.
Walking down the mountain, she enters a large cave. Inside is a huge unlit bonfire. She brings the executed chipmunk to a rock. Using it like a cutting board, she skins the rodent making it look as easy as peeling a banana.
As she continues to fillet, a giant black panther with teeth of a saber tooth tiger, holding a huge dead moose in its mouth by the neck, casually walks into the ninja cat girls cave, dropping the giant corpse next to the silent yet calm ninja. She kneels down at the bloody neck of the moose where the bite mark is
"The anatomical mastery required to execute a bite this precise... your mastery in the art of execution is that of the mythical. Let me prepare this for you," she says in awe.
The ninja cat girl unsheathes her sacred katana and slashes the moose ten times within two seconds, instantly turning the moose into giant steaks. She lights the bonfire and puts all the steaks to tenderize on sticks around the bonfire with her fillet chipmunk.
As they sit together peacefully vibing, waiting for their meal, a falcon screeches right above their cave like it was signaling their camp. The cat girl and her giant pather look up, processing all the possibilities and all scenarios of this inedible confrontation of some sort.
"The only human entity with the mastery of tracking in order to find me would be..."
Her thought is interrupted by a blunt arrow shooting directly at her head, but without even flinching, she catches the blunt arrow without even looking at it.
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Walking out of the bushes, an old man with a long gray but thin beard flowing down from his chin with a small recurve bow and arrows between his fingers, almost like the gun magazine of the bow.
"So your not rusty, I see." He says casually, walking down toward the hidden entrance of the cave.
"Why have you come, father," she says, slightly annoyed.
"I need your help, Shay," he says seriously.
"My name is Ninjettress Shay is dead," She says almost like a mantra.
Ninjettresses father says, ". I need your help Ninjesttress"
Ninjetress laughs" hah, ME!.. you want ME! to help you with something...?
Ninjettres turns away sinisterly and says, "I am only good at one thing... and you know that thing.
Ninjettres looks her father straight in the eye with death-hungry eyes.
"What do you need me to kill? "
She asks slowly but intimidatingly as her giant saber tooth pather gets up from chilling, walks next to Ninjestress, and lets out a quiet yet intimidating growl.
a long ominous pause, her father, finally admits, " The Death Messiah......"
"The death messiah since when was their fourth Death Messiah," she says, confused.
"We don't know. The warlocks must have somehow kept him a secret from childbirth. I was finally able to get past their Dominic beirrier in the ethereal plane, and I saw the meaning of Death." Ninjettresses father says like a dramatized PTSD patient."
Ninjettress asks curiously, "what do you mean?"
He looks her in the eyes and tells his daughter.
"all you have to know is his name, is Deathkiller The evil lord" her father says seriously.
"God I hate warlock names". Ninjettress says disgustedly.
"Deathkiller, the Evil lord, he's the fourth of four death messiahs, the most dangerous man alive. Him and the warlocks are gathering demonic energy threw torturing humans to death, corrupting their energy fields, then harvesting it.
"well I'm going to stab him in the fucken dick," Ninjettress says mockingly
"They are working on something. I don't know what it is, but they are preparing for darkness you have to assassinate Deathkiller and bring lightness to the darkness."
Nejettress getting to the point like always. "Fine, so where do I find Deathkiller, The evil lord," she asks.
Her father takes a deep breath like a singer before they sing. " ...You must travel to the dark and misty rainforest, in the dark lands of darkness, where the great fortress of Darkkiller, named after the 3d death messiah, Darkkiller the Deathlord, is still standing after ten thousand years of darkness."
"Great, he's on the other side of the continent. I'm going to have to cross that shitty desert again to get to the dark lands of darkness," Ninjettress complains.
Chapter four," Rich People Problems