"Hello, my name is Rena Misonoo and I am the vice-principal of Hakuten Elementary. First off, I would like to say that we are glad to have so many new students enrolled this year. Hakuten Elementary prides itself in it's long history, dating as far back as 1946. Some of the things you can expect from us are—"
So boring... The vice-principal has barely been talking for 2 minutes and yet I've already become bored to death.
How can they expect children with the attention span of a goldfish to listen to a long speech? If it was like this I should've faked sick just to skip the entrance ceremony.
When I look around, I see a lot of kids around my age with smiles on their faces and sparkles in their eyes. They're obviously super excited to start school. I for one, has heard this speech way too many times in my past life.
As the speech goes on, the smiles on the kids' faces are gradually replaced with frowns and their sparkly eyes turn into dead eyes. It's the same transition they make when they find a new toy and brand it as their favorite, until a week later they discover, "Eh... that toy that Soma-kun was playing with looks funner...".
Ah, that boy over there is already sleeping. I feel ya, boy...
How long has this speech been going on for? My legs are getting tired. They won't feel better unless I stand up.
"Now then, everybody stand up for the school song."
Perfect timing! It's as if God heard my plea for help. Thank you, God.
Hm? School song? I don't know the lyrics so I'll just be saying "watermelon watermelon".
After five minutes of me saying "watermelon" and "lalala" the school song finally came to an end.
Well, that was a nice break for my legs.
"Hmmm!??!?!"
Just as I swiftly escaped one disaster, another one comes to replace it. My womanly urgencies were calling me.
Why did it have to be now of all times?
The girl next to me who heard a weird noise from my direction looked at me. What gave her the final decision to call out to me was my pained expression which looked like I saw my incoming death.
Not that it was wrong. If I had to describe the feeling, it would be the equivalent of Satan coming over to visit me.
"Oh hello Sia-chan, would you like some of the tea I brewed?" Satan says.
"Why how kind of you, Satan-chan. Ohohoho. My, this tea is delicious. If you don't mind would you share with me your recipe?"
"Of course Sia-chan! Anything for my dear friend. Ohohohoho."
"Ohohohoho."
Yup. I'm going crazy.
I died before, but that was a quick death. This is torture.
"Is something the matter?" the kind girl calls out to me.
"N-no... I'm fine," I tell her. If I were to be completely honest I would say, "No, I'm not fine. Why don't you try to experience the pain of your crotch whispering, "Come to the toilet... where heaven awaits you. We have apple juice and cookies,'!?!?"
That would scare the poor child though. Sorry, friend, you really do have a kind soul. You're so cute that I want to pet your fluffy hair.
"And now, a speech from our principal."
Just end already!
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"—and that concludes my speech. I hope you have a wonderful time at Hakuten Elementary."
Right as those melodic words seduced my ears I stood up and dashed for the bathroom.
It's over! Finally!
Speaking of which, I don't know where the bathroom is, and yet I already made it to the hallway. Damn it all.
Up ahead, I see a boy who looks a little older than me.
"BATHROOM. WHERE?!?" I scream at him.
After I tell him those two important keywords, he gives me a surprised expression. This isn't the time to be surprised! Mother nature is calling! Don't you get it? MOTHER NATURE!
"Uhhh, it's over here," he says as he points to the end of the hallway.
"After you reach the end of the hallway, you make a left turn and the bathroom should be a door to your left."
Without thanking him, I sprint following the directions I was given.
Not too long after, I find a girls bathroom to my right and a boys bathroom to my left Naturally, I enter the door to my right.
Here it is! The gate to heaven! The angels are singing "Hallelujah".
You could be reading stolen content. Head to Royal Road for the genuine story.
Without hesitation, I enter a bathroom stall and release the beast inside.
"Ahhh~"
Good thing I managed to control the beast before I pissed my panties. Do the principals of this school not know how to read the mood?
As soon as I finish my business and wash my hands, it's time to go to class. I'm supposed to enter my classroom with my peers and homeroom teacher, but it can't be helped in this situation.
Now if I remember correctly my class was...
"Here it is! The Strawberry class."
When I open the door, everyone in the class stares at me.
"You must be Sia-chan, correct? We're just starting so why don't you take a seat?"
Listening to her orders, I find a spot somewhere in the back and sit down.
"Hey, you're the one who sat next to me during the entrance ceremony, right?" whispered the girl to my right.
Ah... she's the kind girl who asked if I was okay during the entrance ceremony. I wasn't able to get a close look at her before because I was having an urgency alert, but now that I look closer, she has big brown eyes with her hair in a bob-cut style. Not only is her hair fluffy, but her atmosphere is fluffy too. She reminds me of a...
"...Sheep."
"Eh?"
"Oh, nothing. Yeah, that was me."
"I see. It was really funny. I was staring at the girl next to me who seems like her stomach was hurting, and then right when the entrance ceremony ends, you stand up and bolt out of the auditorium."
"A-ahahaha."
"Now class, since we're finished with the introductions, you're free to go home. We'll officially start class tomorrow, okay?" said the teacher.
"Okayyy!" replied the class in unison.
Wow... that was a surprisingly short class. Principals, please learn from her, okay?
As soon as the class ended, everyone in the class got up and started making friends with each other. Not that I was an exception.
"My name is Honoka Nishizono. What's yours?"
"Sia Analie."
"I see. Sia-chan, wanna go play with me and my friends? We were gonna go play hide-and-seek once school ends!"
"Eh? Can I?"
"Of course! Ah Miu-chan, Kyoko-chan!"
Behind Honoka were two girls. One of the girls had her red hair tied up into two ponytails. The other girl had straight blue hair with dark green eyes that slanted upwards.
The red-hair speaks up first and asks, "The girl who made an uproar on the very first day of school? What's your name?"
"This is Sia-chan. Hey, can Sia-chan play hide-and-seek with us?"
"I don't see why not. Nice to meet you Sia, I'm Miu," said the blue haired girl.
"And I'm Kyoko," said the girl with the red hair.
"Now that we've got the introductions over with, let's go!"
As the three started to leave, I followed.
Hm? That girl over there... she seems lonely.
When everybody else was making friends, there was one girl in the corner of the classroom. She had curly, blonde hair. I couldn't see her eyes very well because of her bangs.
Out of pity, I walked up to the girl.
"Hey, want to play hide-and-seek with us?"
"Eh..?"
She seemed surprised that I asked her to play with us, and couldn't give me a quick answer.
"S-sorry... but thank you for asking me."
When she replied, I got a quick look at her face and the first thing that popped into my mind was,
She looks familiar.
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Author's note: I don't know if it's just me but I think I'm having problems with my font color. I hope it's just me. Edit: Color fixed. Sorry guys.