Spoiler: Spoiler
*Yaaawn* Wow, now that was a good nap. I usually sleep lightly because I have no one to protect me while I cut off my senses from the outside world, but now that I had my 5 companions, I could finally sleep worry free. I really am thankful- why are the 4 of them grinding against the corners of my body while the male is over there making suspicious noises in the bushes!? Wtf you guys!!!!???
All of them: Hyaaaaaah!
*slurp* *squirt* *pant* *shiver* *moan*
……....So now I have 4 disheveled girls leaning on me, a guy in the bushes panting to the point that I would have easily mistaken him for a female, and I think this counts as me having lost my virginity(?)… Well, at least the male did it in the bushes and I wasn't really focusing on him. Seriously though, how did you guys even get off from a desk!?
Dragon: W-we couldn't help ourselves master. As we saw you so defenseless, we couldn't stop our desires…
Phoenix: M-master, don't punish them, I volunteer myself to take upon all the punishment you have for them~
Quiln: Y-you are quite hard master♡
Turtle (female): M-master’s body has a hardness to it that makes me feel inferior.
Turtle (male): Such perfect defense~
Alright, thank you for the compliments but that last one was not necessary, not to mention that my defense stat sucks. Okay, come on, put your clothes on. Trust me, I've got 300 years of pent up libido in me, you'll get way more than what you can handle so just wait for the perfect place and when I can finally change into a human form. Okay? Now hurry up.
All of them: Y-yes master!
Good, now after you're done changing we’ll go hunting and make our plans for the future. To do this, I need to know more about your abilities and also more about how this “game” works. The tutorial really only talked about the very basics so there is still a lot I don't know.
Dragon: Of course master, we will make sure to tell you all that we know.
Okay. So for now, clean yourselves off, you guys aren't looking ready to travel. Seriously, I still can't fathom how you came so much just from that…
All of them: *blush*
30 minutes later...
Okay, now that you've all relieved your stress, do you guys feel better and like you can focus.
All of them except Phoenix: *nod*
Phoenix, if you keep doing this just to satisfy yourself, I won't listen to your desires anymore…
Phoenix: I-I can focus!
Then stop looking so dejected. Okay, first off, can you guys show me your status screen or something?
Qiln: Of course master, we are, after all, your eternal property.
...I'm unconsciously creating a cult, aren't I?
Qiln: Master?
Nothing. So, please show me your guys’ status screen.
Azure Dragon (female)
Race: Azure Dragon (Golden-tier)
Lvl: 1/100
Titles:
Loyal Servant
Extreme Pervert
Eternal Companion
Dragon Princess
Health: 10,000/10,000
Mana: 200/200
Strength: 150
Intelligence: 20
Defense: 100
Agility: 170
Vitality: 1000
Wisdom: 25
Luck: 7
Charm: 10
Skills:
Identify (max)
Intermediate Spatial Magic (1/25)
English Language (max)
Dragon Language (max)
Intermediate Beast Language (5/25)
Primordial Creation (1/100)
Debuffs:
Heat - If not given satisfaction, will slowly lose sanity(5 days left)
Holy Qiln (female)
Race: Holy Qiln (Golden-tier)
Lvl: 1/100
Titles:
Loyal Servant
Extreme Pervert
Eternal Companion
Royal Qiln
Health: 8,000/8,000
Mana: 1500/1500
Strength: 95
Intelligence: 150
Defense: 50
Agility: 250
Vitality: 800
Wisdom: 120
Luck: 7
Charm: 10
Skills:
Identify (max)
Intermediate Light Magic (1/25)
Intermediate Thunder Magic (1/25)
English Language (max)
Qiln Language (max)
Intermediate Beast Language (5/25)
Primordial Creation (1/100)
Debuffs:
Heat - If not given satisfaction, will slowly lose sanity(5 days left)
Terra Force Turtle (female)
Race: Terra Force Turtle (Golden-tier)
Lvl: 1/100
Titles:
Loyal Servant
Extreme Pervert
Eternal Companion
Dual Souls
Turtle Princess
Health: 15,000/15,000
Mana: 1000/1000
Strength: 10
Intelligence: 100
Defense: 275
Agility: 170
Vitality: 1500
Wisdom: 80
Luck: 7
Charm: 10
Skills:
Identify (max)
Intermediate Support Magic (1/25)
Intermediate Nature Magic (1/25)
English Language (max)
Aquatic Race Language (max)
Intermediate Beast Language (5/25)
Primordial Creation (1/100)
Debuffs:
Heat - If not given satisfaction, will slowly lose sanity(5 days left)
Terra Force Turtle (male)
Race: Terrace Force Turtle (Golden-tier)
Lvl: 1/100
Titles:
Loyal Servant
Extreme Pervert
Eternal Companion
Dual Souls
Turtle Prince
Health: 15,000/15,000
Mana: 1000/1000
Strength: 10
Intelligence: 100
Defense: 275
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Agility: 170
Vitality: 1500
Wisdom: 90
Luck: 7
Charm: 10
Skills:
Identify (max)
Intermediate Support Magic (1/25)
Intermediate Plant Magic (1/25)
Intermediate Earth Magic (1/25)
English Language (max)
Aquatic Race Language (max)
Intermediate Beast Language (5/25)
Primordial Creation (1/100)
Debuffs:
Heat - If not given satisfaction, will slowly lose sanity(5 days left)
Pure Ice Phoenix (female)
Race: Pure Ice Phoenix (Golden-tier)
Lvl: 1/100
Titles:
Loyal Servant
Extreme Pervert
Eternal Companion
Phoenix Heiress
Health: 10,000/10,000
Mana: 1500/1500
Strength: 50
Intelligence: 150
Defense: 100
Agility: 170
Vitality: 1000
Wisdom: 120
Luck: 7
Charm: 10
Skills:
Identify (max)
Intermediate Ice Magic (1/25)
Intermediate Fire Magic (1/25)
English Language (max)
Phoenix Language (max)
Intermediate Beast Language (5/25)
Primordial Creation (1/100)
Debuffs:
Heat - If not given satisfaction by a suitable mate periodically, will slowly lose sanity(5 days left)
Well you guys truly live up to the light show the lottery did...I'm just gonna ignore that debuff for now, so what exactly are the use of titles?
Turtle (female): Titles can simply be there due to meeting certain requirements to show off, or they can give extra effects. They can be hidden, but those with special skills or items may be able to see them.
Hm… So what are the effects of these titles?
Loyal Servant: +20% all stats when protecting the individual's master (excluding luck and charm). Can never betray the person acknowledged as their master, even if influenced by mind magic (title has no effect if servant no longer acknowledges the person as their master of their own free will).
Extreme Pervert: A title awarded to individuals who have extremely unusual fetishes, such as giving your first time to an inanimate object or relieving “stress” in an open area without caring if others might be around.
Eternal Companion: Bound to player Kevin Tsu. Can never die as long as player Kevin Tsu exists. Soul takes refuge in Player's soul if physical body destroyed.
...So even the system had a title for what they did this morning… I feel like I already know what they mean, but what about the last ones?
Dragon Princess: A title given to those of a high class dragon lineage.
Royal Qiln: A title given to those of high class qiln lineage.
Turtle Princess/Prince: A title given to those of high class aquatic(turtle) lineage.
Phoenix Heiress: A title given to those of high class phoenix lineage.
Dual Souls: A title given to individuals who share the same soul.
...So these 5 are actually royalty… I don't know how this world has survived this long if its rulers are like this.
Dragon: Master?
Nothing, oh yeah, what does my status look like now?
Kevin Tsu
Race: Sentient Object (Desk Variant)
Lvl: 30/30 (300 unused stat points) Rank Up Available
Titles:
The Library
The Living Desk
Psychic
Cupid
Hero
Good Murderer
Health: 90/100
Mana: 2000/2000
Strength: 50
Intelligence: 200
Defense: 10
Agility: 0
Vitality: 10
Wisdom: 130
Luck: 10 (Does not rise by using stat points)
Charm: ? (Does not rise by using stat points)
Skills:
Identify(max)
Photographic Memory (max)
Intermediate Psychology (7/25)
Intermediate Telekinesis (1/25)
Intermediate Psychic Sense (1/25)
Language Mastery (max)
Advanced Technology Mastery (2/50)
Intermediate Cooking Mastery (1/50)
Advanced Mathematics Mastery (5/50)
Advanced Engineering Master (2/50)
Intermediate Herbology (5/25)
Intermediate Biochemistry (10/25)
Intermediate Massaging (2/25)
Beginner Throwing Weapon Mastery (8/10)
Beginner Assassination (2/10)
Debuffs:
Wear and Tear - Permanent health decrease (-10) and low defense
Just an Object - Cannot self heal or move without outside help
Money: 1879 gold
The Library: A title given to individuals who have stored up knowledge for centuries. Gives skill Photographic Memory (max)
The Living Desk: A title given to a desk who has somehow gained sentience (unique for being the only one to ever have this title)
Psychic: Makes it easier to raise the level of psychic related skills and learn new ones.
Cupid: A title awarded to individuals who can recognize romance. *The goddess of love has noticed your actions and sent you a gift.
Hero: A title awarded to individuals who are recognized by many to be a “hero”. *The god of heroes has noticed your actions and sent you a gift.
Good Murderer: +10% damage against sentient beings. A title awarded because you have killed without much remorse. Since your actions were technically justified, there are no negative effects and righteous people who see this title will not be wary of you.
...Gods? Hey, do you guys know what this means?
Phoenix: It means that master has managed to gain the recognition of higher-tier beings. This is amazing! Master is the coolest~
Alright, stop kissing up to me. So, how exactly do I get the gifts they sent me?
Qiln: All master has to do is check your email.
I have an email? Wow that tutorial barely told me anything… I guess all I have to do is press this little letter button on the right side of my status screen…
Email(s)
Goddess of Love: Good job making all those couples fall in love. I dislike seeing people miss their once in a lifetime opportunity to get together with their soulmates and instead settle on someone they only feel comfortable around. I can't interfere much due to certain laws, so I was very excited to see someone help them out in my place. Here, a token of my appreciation. May your story be more joyous than tragic. Accept Gift y/n
God of Heroes: Hahahaha, well done my boy. There are times for mercy and there are times for slaughter, and you know exactly just how far to go. Keep doing what you're doing, enjoy. Accept Gift y/n
. ..Accept I guess?
Gained: Relationship Meter Ring + Royal Emblem (Tsu Household)
Gained Title “Founder of Tsu Household”: +10% all stats(exception of luck and charm). A title given to the founder of the Tsu household.
Relationship Meter Ring: A ring that allows the wearer to see the relationship between 2 individuals. Black is hate, Grey is indifference, White is goodwill, Pink is affection, Red is true love, and Blood Red is fanaticism. *(Feelings can change)
Royal Emblem(Tsu Household): An emblem with a picture of the household’s founder, Kevin Tsu. It shows that one is a part of Tsu household.
...So I got something that'll tell me how people feel about one another even though I can already tell things about them at a glance, and I got something that makes it so that I’ve officially created a faction before I had any more time to prepare and gather information… thank you, gods are the best. *sigh* Well, at least I can use the ring to check to see how accurate my psychological skills are and I don't have to waste time trying to establish a faction. Alright, so do I have to invite you guys or...
Dragon: As your property, we have already been added into your household. As proof, we even received an emblem just like yours.
I see… okay, now that we've got that out of the way, I want to know more about this rank up I have.
Qiln: Master, you can rank up!?
Well, yeah. Oh right, you guys weren't there. I beat some Dire wolves and got cool stuff and I guess my level raised up to 30, so now I can rank up.
Dragon: Master, this means you can change your race! It is hard for an individual to rank up, even if they have a lower criteria to do so. What are your options!?
Well, it wasn't that hard for me… let's check out my options. Maybe one of them can get me a human form and I don't have to spend stuff in the shop to get it.
Rank up options:
Sentient Object (Table Variant): become an unordinary table.
Druid: gain a humanoid form with the ability to attune to nature more easily.
Dark Royal Druid: gain a humanoid form. While you gain the ability to attune much more easily to nature, you can also control it's dark aspects…
...Hey guys, what's a dark royal druid?
Qiln: I've never heard of it…
Phoenix: Is it a unique race?
Turtles: We have no knowledge on a variant of the “druid” race other than “royal druid”.
Dragon: I'm sorry master, none of us have ever heard of that race. Did it show up as one of our choices?
Yeah, do you think I should choose it?
Qiln: Master, that is not for us to decide. Everything is your decision. Just know that no matter what, we will always stay with you.
But we’ve only known each other for a day, and your title sa-
Qiln: *kiss* Master, do not worry. The fact that you are worrying about our well-being so much proves to us that it was not a mistake for you to be our master.
C’mon, don't try to shift the conversation with a generic speech like tha-
Dragon: Sometimes speeches like that are effective, otherwise people would have never made stories about them.
...When did you guys become so mature? Or is this just because you're in heat?
Phoenix: We'll always be mature when you need us.
Ha, sure… so are you guys fine with me picking such an ominous sounding race like “dark royal druid”?
All of them: *nod*
Alright then my cult in the making. Just remember when you guys try to run and I never let you go… I gave you a chance. I choose “dark royal druid” as my new race.
Acknowledged. Now beginning racial transformation. 47% chance of success. Please standby.
Wow, not even a solid 50. Actually, now that I've just thought about it, is this gonna hurt- Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! Son of a b*tch!!!!!
And so, I went through about 2 hours of pure agony as my body was constantly being broken down and then reformed. The first 10 minutes I could still tell I was in the shape of a desk. By the half an hour mark I was just a puddle of goo on the floor. By the first hour I started growing organs. By the first hour and a half I had already formed a skeleton and some muscles. Then by the 2 hour mark I felt the pain stop. In my entire 300 years of living, never once had I ever experienced such agony. In fact, the only thing that was on my mind other than wanting the process to be done quicker was that the race I chose better have been worth it. If not, I wouldn't be in my human form when I finally made those 4 please me (though I'm sure it would have no effect on Phoenix).
Haaaaaaaaah, finally, it's over. Hm? Is this what it's like to have an actual body that moves? Weird, I feel that I don't have to breathe though. Is this a characteristic of my new race? I can at least move my body since using psychic powers always required more control, but the process still feels a bit awkward. I feel like I can still see with my 360 degree vision, but I can also just choose to see with my regular eyes. I also feel like I can sense something around me...hm? I wonder what my face looks like. I can at least tell my skin color is a nice tan while my hair is jet black. I guess I'll try standing for now.
Me: oof!!
My followers: Master!
Me: W-what the heck!? What's gotten into you 4. Get off me! And where's the male? (Damn, I got one sweet ass voice...)
Phoenix: He went to go relieve himself in the bushes since he knew the sight of him while you engaged in the act would bother you.
Me: And what exactly am I about to engage in? (I think I know where this is going...)
Turtle (female): Sexual intercourse of course, after all, master gave us his word.
Me: Uh-huh, and I also said to wait for the perfect time and place.
Dragon: Master, you need to test the capabilities of your body first, right? Allow us to test them first hand♡
Me: Haha. No. Trust me, doing it right here and now would be nice and all, while maybe also allowing me to clear mind, but I feel like my story needs some more progression before that happens. At least wait until we get to a town or something. I want to make sure we're well prepared. This is “hell” difficulty after all.
Qiln: Master, please. Our debuff is too strong, and as our master, you're the only suitable mate we acknowledge. As the master, you must be responsible for your slaves♡_♡
Me: ...Haaaaaah, I'll see what I can do. First let me check to see what my new race can do. I only got a pretty brief description…(I really hope I don't revert into a crazed sex fiend because of this, I don't want 300 years of knowledge to go to waste.)
Kevin Tsu
Race: Dark Royal Druid
Sub: Sentient Object (Desk Variant)
Lvl: 1/100 (300 unused stat points)
Titles:
The Library
The Living Desk
Psychic
Cupid
Hero
Good Murderer
Member of an Extinct Race
Dual Race
Man of Extreme Luck
Health: 1000/1000
Mana: 2500/2500
Strength: 100
Intelligence: 250
Defense: 40
Agility: 60
Vitality: 100
Wisdom: 1100
Luck: 11 (Does not rise by using stat points)
Charm: 10.1569... (Does not rise by using stat points)
Skills:
Identify(max)
Photographic Memory (max)
Intermediate Psychology (7/25)
Intermediate Telekinesis (1/25)
Intermediate Psychic Sense (1/25)
Language Mastery (max)
Advanced Technology Mastery (2/50)
Intermediate Cooking Mastery (1/50)
Advanced Mathematics Mastery (5/50)
Advanced Engineering Master (2/50)
Intermediate Herbology (5/25)
Intermediate Biochemistry (10/25)
Intermediate Massaging (2/25)
Beginner Throwing Weapon Mastery (8/10)
Beginner Assassination (2/10)
Beginner Nature Magic (1/10)
Beginner Life Magic (1/10)
Beginner Death Magic (1/10)
Beginner Summoning (1/10)
Desk Transformation (max)
Debuffs:
Pressured: More likely to make rash decisions.
Money: 1879 gold
Member of an Extinct Race: Given to individuals who race change to a race that has long since died out.
Dual Race: Given to individuals who have developed a sub race. Non-related races will now be classified as a sub race whenever rank up occurs.
Man of Extreme Luck: +1 luck. Given to individuals who end up winning a bet with high stakes 2 consecutive times.
Beginner Life Magic: Gives access to basic life magic such as healing or purifying magic.
Beginner Death Magic: Gives access to basic death magic such as necromancy or debuff magic.
Beginner Summoning Magic: Gives access to basic Summoning magic such as taming, spawning and contracting.
My messed up charm stat aside, I got some pretty good stuff, though I assume once I meet other people I might just be below average in general. While I'm not that surprised my new race is rare, I didn't think that it's actually extinct… well, hopefully I won't have to deal with discrimination or something further down the line. Cool that I get to keep my old race and I can even go back to being a desk. That'll help a ton when trying to hide. Anyways, can I do anything with magic to help them?
Me: Hey guys, how can I- Stop staring at me like that! And why are you guys gaining animal features?
The 4 of them had started gaining features pertaining to their race, for example Dragon grew scales, Qiln’s body became paler, Turtle’s skin started becoming green, and Phoenix started to have steam coming off of her while her breath became visible.
Dragon: Master, if you don't relieve us soon, we won't be able to hold ourselves back. *twitch* If anything, we'll revert back to our beast forms and go with our instincts.
...So I'm either going to have my first time with “human” women, or be raped by horny animals... Well I'm no furry, so I'm going with option one. I better not get that extreme pervert title because of this. *sigh* Okay, let's hurry it up, I don't want to waste a whole day doing thi-
And what followed that were a series of events that if described poorly would surely make the fan base flip out. I would just like to point out though… it wasn't my fault.
Things go 18+ here.
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Not even letting me finish, the 4 girls in heat pounced on me. There were both good and bad news when this happened. Thankfully I had no clothes on, otherwise I'm pretty sure they would have been ripped to shreds by the insane females on top of me. The bad news? I had no clothes on so I instantly reacted. Hey, don't judge me! Not to mention the fact that I was still getting used to my new body, I was also being pushed down by 4 now naked females with a full view of their entire bodies, it's basically the hardest try not to get hard challenge anyone could have come up with. Though I sometimes watched girls changing in the classroom or ended up watching couples do it when they though no one was in the classroom, it was an entirely different feeling when you were the one involved.
So for those of you perverted enough to care, I guess I'll narrate this scene for you.
A tan skinned, black haired young man was about to be violated by 4 heavily breathing girls. While any other guy might find this experience enviable, the person involved felt that it was just a pain. Still, he had resigned himself to his fate and decided that he might as well enjoy his actual first time. He had an idea on what to do, but before he could do anything…
Me: Um, guys, I can't do anything if you hold me down. By the way, the male is gonna be alright, right?
Turtle: Do not worry master, his senses are in tune with mine, so it will be like he's experiencing what is about to happen himself.
And with that, I need some ero to get that image out of my head.
Me; Good job, you’ve convinced me to actually go along with this. *lick* Huh, so this is what it's like to taste… I kinda want more.
Turtle: Hyah! Master, not so quick♡
And with that, the man lost his reason. Well, the fact that another woman was currently servicing him with her mouth and another pair had placed his hands on their chests might have helped, but the end result was still the same. He no longer had any thoughts to stop. He furiously licked the green hair loli’s secret spot while she convulsed and moaned with each movement as his skills improved finding the right areas to invade. At the same time, however, he also played with the chests of the yellow haired and red haired women, as they shivered in ecstasy. Of course, the man still had a time limit considering it was his first time feeling such pleasure, so within 5 minutes he had his first ejaculation.
Me: ...I don't think I can walk away from the sex-fiend path…
The man who was previously only wood and metal had found something in life that he never would have expected, and he felt that it was something he wouldn't be able to live without. He had a feeling of satisfaction as he saw the purple haired female in front of him with his essence dribbling down her mouth as she seductively looked at him while she swallowed it. After that, the man simply enjoyed himself at the newfound wonders of the flesh with his 4 happy to oblige retainers. He tried many new things with them, and at the end of it all, he simply lied down with them on the now fluid covered Dire Wolf Cloak. If the entire event that occurred within the 3 hours were to be put in words, it would at least take an entire chapter to do so.
...Alright, I'm liking my new experiences so far. Glad you talked me into this. How about you guys?
By the end of all of it, the 4 girls were barely conscious. How is this possible when they have such high stats you might ask? Well, the fact that Kevin had had an Intermediate massage skill might be enough to cover the gap. After all, not only did they not have any experience with men, they were in heat which oversensualized them. All Kevin had to do was touch them the right way and they were like putty in his hands.
As for the male Turtle, Kevin later found out from the female that he had passed out in a nearby area from the stimulation. Needless to say, Kevin did not appreciate the added detail.