'The chosen undead didn't know what was happening he was just walking up to Anor Londo's gate and suddenly he heard a massive explosion and dust was flown everywhere, the sound nearly deafened him and his summoned bodyguards.'

'As he looked up he saw a humanoid creature walking out of the dust cloud with a massive sword, golden armor a decorative green shield and a somewhat disturbing mask with dark holes for the eyes and mouth.'

'The creature then spread it arms wide still holding the sword in one in a gesture showing his high confidence and in a booming voice said something that he could not understand due to him being Nearly deaf due to the creatures crash a minute earlier. The creature then suddenly charged forward sword raised high and cleanly bisected his first summon in one simple swing of his mighty blade. As he and his summon stood there in shock the creature took the chance to swing his blade again and nearly bisected his other summon as well but he managed to roll and only got his stomach ripped open from the swing but before he could take a chug of his bottle of Sunny-D it took ANOTHER swing and then managed to bisect my other summon. As my summoned phantom took his last gurgling breathes the creature walked up to me and said in my ear

"THE LEGEND NEVER DIES"

'Then as he was kicking me off the Anor Londo bridge the last thing I saw of him was him doing his gesture before I hit the cold stone with a wet crunch.'

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"As giantdad was wiping the filthy casuls blood off of zweihander he was having a mental rant about "Filthy casuls and their Sunny-D chugging ganksquads" he could however easily take care of any and all ganksquads he still hated the fact that they would just resurrect and ganksquads some other poor skrubs in a corner after he had left the area to go kill some more filthy Casul skrubs."

"As he was walking up the stairs he noticed some very tall men dressed in armor that looked exactly like giantdads armor minus the helmet and weapons, so giantdad decided to go teach those copycats a lesson"

Several Dead Giants Later

"As giantdad walked past the copycats corpses he saw a large door, it wasn't the biggest door he's ever seen but it was certainly quite a very big one and as he attempted to open it he realized it was locked but he didnt give a shit about no Goddanm mortal lock so he quickly and efficiently slices the door in half only to be disappointed to see more copycats wearing his armor so he promtly slices their legs and heads off. After that he saw another set a stair and the an ominous white glowing wall, he had never seen anything like it even in the Memelords temple atop Lord Gaben's Steam game mountain, so the first thing he decides to? Trycand cut it with his zweihander which amazingly didn't have any affect on the white wall so he decides to touch it to which he is forcefully sucked through the white wall."

"To which he views quite the pretty cathedral minus the fat hulking figure with a gigantic hammer standing like a statue at the back of the cathedral but right after he views fatty at the back a very fashionable man in lion-ish armor wielding a spear jumps from a balcony above to which he promtly breaks both of his legs."

(That's what you wish would've happened)

"The Knight jumps from the balcony landing on the ground barely bending his legs on landing several seconds later they both charge at giantdad."