"long ago in the distant land of lords, Lordran I know the name is quite bland but it is quite fitting considering everything that lives there
There lived a mighty being he was once a great and powerful memelord known as giantdad, but he was cast down by the other lords of the council of meme.
The all powerful and mighty Lord Gaben cast giantdad down to the land of the mortals for abusing his power and killing all the other lesser Memelords, saying they were "Filthy Casul Skrubs that needed to git gud or git rekt".
"So while he was angrily climbing down the mountain of games made from Lord Gaben's Steam library he was kicked off the mountain by some angry lesser Memelords that had respawned after he had killed them. So now as giantdad is falling off the stupidly fucking high mountain of Steam games he was contemplating his revenge plan."
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"He soon realized he had no fucking possible way of killing Lord Gaben so he practically instantly gave up on that idea, And instead was just forced to angrily insult Lord Gaben's mother
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SEVERAL DECADES LATER
"As giantdad was still there next to Lord Gaben's steam game mountain falling down he finally notice the bottom of the mountain".
"Several hundred miles down...."
"So as giantdad waited while staring at the far off ground he wondered on what he would do so he just said he'll find out when he gets there".
"So as he landed and caused a massive crater he a group of glowing multicolored people, the first one normal one white and the last one golden yellow he spoke his legendary and most famous words while doing his legendary gesture".
"WELL WHAT IS IT?!"