ONE ANTICLIMATIC BATTLE LATER AND SEVERAL SHINY CORPSES

"As giantdad was walking away from the giant golden fattys bisected body he finally had a chance to look around. Their were the remains of what were once pillars that appear to not have changed the buildings stability.

In the back two corners of the room there were what appeared to be some kind of corkscrew elevator constantly going up and down. He didn't bother wondering how the thing worked and just decided to go up to the higher floors but not before he noticed a glowing orange message on the ground saying some intriguing words, GLORIOUS CHEST AHEAD.

As the elevator stopped at the second floor when he tried to walk off the shitty corkscrew shot back down to the first floor and he just ended up tripping on the edge before falling back down to the corkscrew while it was coming back up and launched him into the ceiling when he hit the elevator again. He made a mental note to destroy the thing on the way down as he was climbing the ledge of the elevator. When he finally got up there the first thing he noticed was the ugly ass bonfire ruining the perfectly shiny floor, so he made sure to rip the sword out and get rid of the bone Ash.

Then the second thing that giantdad noticed was the rather large doors sitting to the right of the bonfires. He went to check if these doors were locked as well but was pleasantly surprised when it wasn't locked from the other side for FUCKING ONCE. And he got another pleasant surprise when he noticed the large woman with the

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"GLORIOUS CHEST AHEAD"

and then he wondered why she was so fucking big in the first place, I mean you could fucking literally crawl up into her caverns (if you know what I mean) and then just fucking sit in there and still crawl deeper. As he was standing there and thinking of plenty of disturbing thing the massive boob lady decided to speak.

"Thou hast journeye'd far chosen unde.....wait. Who are you? And where is the chosen undead?"

Giantdad only replied with a shrug before he decided to place his sword on the ground and sit.

He had a feeling the boob lady was going to be asking him a lot of useless qouestions he would have no way of answering.

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"Sooo you don't know where he is?" A nod "but you are pretty sure that you probably killed him?" another nod" ugh Gwyn damnit why do I always get the fucking weird fuckers" she gets a shrug in response " so you can't even properly respond because you can only speak in these weird phrases that you somehow picked up from someone, something or sonewhere?" She gets another nod in response "could you do some other damn geture beside nodding?" She gets a thumbs up from the small humanoid and she just stares at him in anger, disappointed and sadness.

"This place fucking sucks...."

Another nod