Synopsis
Emily was never very sane, the appropriate term would be 'intelligent psychopath', she just prefers mass murdering bitch. Emily beat a rabbits head in when she was 5, she spent her entire school life discreetly killing animals and humans alike, and went to university to get a psychology degree as a general 'fuck you' to the world.
She graduated university and went off the grid for a year killing over 1000 people and labelled as one of the worlds most dangerous psychopaths. But all good things must come to an end, the police figured out her identity and Emily was reduced to waiting in alleys for unfortunate passerbys.
But while in the middle of torturing some fuckhead who thought he was smart by trying to hit on her she was summoned by God, which isn't exactly the dream for Emily. He tells her that he will grant her 5 powers and send her to a new world to cause chaos, a world that Emily read about in books, a world that Emily could really ruin.
Hi, this is my first novel because writing looks fun and I tend to be incredibly bored a lot. I don't know if I'm any good so please tell me what I'm doing wrong as a review
Chapters will come out whenever I feel like a reponsible person
PS: I am a very indescisive person so the synopsis will change a lot, have fun with that.
PPS: I am terrible at writing synopsises.
So I'm reading this a few years later and my god its shocking no one shot me in the head when I was younger. But uh, people have been DMing me asking if this story has stopped, which it has. (why was I allowed on the internet during my EdgeLord Phase, I don't know, but someone really should have stopped me) But thanks to all the people who read this, it really does mean a lot.
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Table of Contents
- 1Prologue [The Beginning]2024-11-13
- 2Chapter 1 [You Have No Use For Your Tongue]2024-11-13
- 3Chapter 2 [Never Argue With God, He's a Child]2024-11-13
- 4Chapter 3 [Am I My Own Mother?]2024-11-13
- 5Chapter 4 [Dammit, Dammit, Dammit, Dammit]2024-11-13
- 6Chapter 5 [Hot Chocolate and Goats]2024-11-13
- 7Chapter 6 [Magic and More Goats?]2024-11-13
- 8Chapter 7 [Mummy Would Be Proud]2024-11-13
- 9Chapter 8 [Real-Life Stereotypes are Apparently Hilarious]2024-11-13
- 10Chapter 9 [The Perfect Couple... of Sadists]2024-11-13
- 11Chapter 10 [Run Forest Run!]2024-11-13
- 12Chapter 11 [Burn Forest Burn]2024-11-13
- 13Chapter 12 [The Rising]2024-11-13
- 14Chapter 13 [The Plan of a Lifetime]2024-11-13
- 15Chapter 14 [Briva the Bitch]2024-11-13
- 16Chapter 15 [The Disappearance of an Unusual Elf]2024-11-13
- 17Chapter 16 [Enrolment]2024-11-13
- 18Chapter 17 [Not on the First Date]2024-11-13
- 19Chapter 18 [Poor Sweetie]2024-11-13
- 20Chapter 19 [Pockets Are a Much Needed Necessity]2024-11-13
- 21Chapter 20 [Fun is always the #1 Priority}2024-11-13
- 22Chapter 21 [Hybrid Elements]2024-11-13