There lives a dedicated nullist

Whose life is not quite the dullest

A veritable hero

This champion of zero

Who thinks that empty is fullest.

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This chapter was once deemed too short

Which made me giggle and snort.

I tabled five lines

And made some more rhymes.

And now I can post, no abort!