Newt was still pondering the area under a curve, wondering if that area was integral to anything or if it was just sum thing that udder people worried about, when another apple bounce off her forehead, imediately followed by a child-like giggle.

Newt ignored the giggle, and promptly ate the apple, accepting the offering, as she ruminated on the many different arcs that were formed by the horns on the udder people. The giggling faded away, unfortunately without delivering more apples. Quickly cowculating the inverse bullistic arc of the apple, and reversing the vector so that she could find the origin of the tasty treats, she discovered that it had come from a shady area, just on the other side of the fence.

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Further cowculations resulted in a determination that she would not be able to jump that fence to check for more treats. How many cows would it take to climb the fence? Newt pondered this. If you consider a spherical cow, then you can determine that a cow, on average, is about 51 cowheads in volume, and therefore you'd need a pyramid of three cows, or you could optimize with a staircase made of 2 cows to get over the fence, one laying down, one standing. Of course, getting the cows to let you climb them was an exercise left to the reader.

That it was cowculable, that was enough for Newt.