(I’m starting to lose the mental state needed to produce this thing. I will keep the story following since I hate to let literature half-done, but it probably won’t have the same “feel” of the first chapters. Sorry for that. Also, the novel remains reader interactive. Mr.White Skull, your pitch was WAY too outside of the box dude :P)
I’m in front of a child.
Its name is Medelia, and she’s a psychopathic princess. And she’s on home arrest at her own room.
Just. What. I. needed.
Omniscience.
…
*sigh*
What’s the best way for me to get this girl’s servitude?
[Answer]: Give her pleasure.
By fucking her?
[Answer]: No.
Then be clearer you dumb shit!
…
Argh.
What is the best method to give this girl pleasure?
[Answer]: Allow her to insert needles on people.
That’s it?
[Answer]: Yes.
Pff.
Psychopaths. Motherfuckers can only get pleasure from a single thing.
So easy to manipulate.
[Medleia]: Who’s there?
As if I’m answering to you, bitch.
Now give me those hairpins.
[Medleia]: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GUARDS!
“I name thee,
There. 10 Good Karma points and those have become holy weapons as well.
With the simple and single effect of being concealed from the regular five senses of all mortals, except their owner.
Magicians can sense them, but that doesn’t matter to me.
Teleport!
Tsc.
I’m empty on Karma Points again.
Damn Andarluz. How did he get them, by the way?
[Answer]: Seph started a fire at the Royal Castle. Andarluz risked his life and freedom to save the servants on the innermost chambers.
Who is Seph?
And did that idiot Andarluz get himself arrested again?
[Answer]: Seph is the boy whom you have assigned the
Tsc.
At least he was a useful idiot.
Did Andarluz kill the kid?
[Answer]: Seph is alive.
Where is he?
[Answer]: He has remained in the castle.
Doing what?
[Answer]: Killing rebels.
Why?
[Answer]: As a sex slave of General Autwin, Seph has grown a heavy grudge and now seeks revenge.
Do he recognizes me as his god?
[Answer]: Yes.
Good. Two birds with one stone.
Now to the next one.
…
Actually, fuck this.
Omniscience, where’s a calm place where I can think?
[Omniscience]: Here’s a list.
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Nice. Let’s go there.
Desert.
No one around. Good enough.
Now…
Omniscience, which are the potential followers I can get to my side with just a quick apparition and without needing to expend good karma or more soul energy than I currently have, and which is their current position?
[Answer]: Here they are.
Two hundred thousand people hum.
Most of them won’t give me any great benefit out of the bait, but they are followers. They will act and give me more resources which then I use to get more profitable people on my side.
Let’s finish this quickly.
Kill the rapist coming to rape this guy.
[Prisioner] - Who are you?
“Messiah”.
Teleport.
Break this door and let the orphan kid eat as much as his want and steal arms and armor from this barrack’s building.
Whisper my name on his ear.
Teleport.
Stop this sword. Break the guy’s arm. Look at the terrified noblewoman.
“Messiah”.
Teleport.
Get to a military lodge, on the Captain’s room.
“My name is Messiah.”
Teleport to the Major’s room and kill him while he rapes the Captain’s wife.
Teleport again.
Royal Harem. Faint the guard. Wake up the concubine.
[Concubine Istma] - What is happening?
Give her a deep look.
“I’m Messiah.”
West Saint Church. This place is under Sophia’s influence.
Priest’s room.
“BEHOLD, MORTAL, MESSIAH!”
Teleport in a blaze of light.
[Notice]: You have received a telepathic message from goddess Sophia. Allow for the message to reach you?
Yes.
[Sophia]: What are you doing?
“Fucking you up.”
[Sophia]: You… are you insane?!
“And what will you do to stop me?”
[Sophia]: …
“Tell you what, why don’t you make me to be a demon to your followers? Give them a religious revelation?”
[Sophia]: …
“As I thought”.
Omniscience, how is goddess Sophia feeling now?
[Answer]: Interference. Goddess Sophia feels extremely frustrated. She has lost all of her horniness. Interference.
He.
To make a succubus lose her horniness.
Stupid bitch. As if a piece of pussy would make me go soft on my plan.
Teleport.
Just appear in front of this guy and speak in thunder voice.
Teleport again.
And again, again, again, again, until the list is empty.
Two hundred thousand motherfuckers worshipping me. Not bad for a few days of work.
Now back to my Realm.