Holy shit.

Holy - fuck - me - in - the -ass - shit.

Is he really racist?!

Or is this just another translation of what he’s saying so I will understand it with my values.

[Joah] - It’s a translation mah man.

Oh.

Right.

Still.

Shiiiit.

[Loius] - ´cause, yah know, sometimes, yah need to be firm with those niggers.

The judges remain silent.

He.

Didn’t expect for that, did you?

Stupid fossil.

He thinks the judges would have fallen for this provocation.

[Louis] - What I mean is… look, everyone need to have a way to do its thing, right? Your Excellencies yourselves, you look like you know what I’m saying. Everyone has its rights. Everyone has its responsibilities.

I can’t take it.

Not anymore.

“Really? Rights and responsibilities? You have been caught breaking the law and THAT is what you come up with?”

[Louis] - Yah see? This little nigger here. He wouldn’t listen.

…

I look at myself, and I see my body as it is.

Still, to think he would see me as someone to beat up and enslave.

“I really wish for you to learn your place, your racist fuck…”

Ha.

He seems offended now.

[Louis] - Yar’ Excellency, see? Someone has to show something to these niggers. And this is respect. They need to learn to respect!

“Oh, shut up you motherfucker! Respect your ass!”

[Louis] - As Our Lord and Savior once said, respect is due. That’s all I have to say.

Tsc.

Motherfucker using the bible even.

No.

He’s not using it.

It’s just my way of seeing it, so I can understand what he’s saying based on my values.

That’s just it.

Arh.

The judges are looking at one another.

[Head Judge] - The words of the defendants haven’t changed our decision, except in one point. Defendant Takahara, do you wish to have Louis sent as your subordinate to tutor?

Ha.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH.

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA,

AAAAGAGAGAGAGAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA,

“NO! OUT WITH THIS FUCKER, PLEASE! I CAN’T STAND HIM! SEND HIM TO SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO REHABILITATE IMBECILES LIKE HIM!”

[Head Judge] - Very well. We shall now give our verdict.

Ah, gods.

I feel so good now.

That’s nice.

I can take in anything.

I know they will punish me somehow for being too aggressive and stuff. Mostly for using my powers to make people want to have sex with me.

That’s rape from where I come from.

But, still, it’s worth it.

It’s all worth it.

[Head Judge] - Writer Ferdinand. You have been found not guilty of all accusations. You can return to your functions and will be awarded a compensation in the form of extra writing enhancement pills for the time lost answering the tribunal’s call.

This story is posted elsewhere by the author. Help them out by reading the authentic version.

Eeeh~~

Writing enhancement pills eh.

Nice.

[Head Judge] - Inspector Maurus. You have been found guilty of plotting against the pantheon and exploiting the system in an unlawful manner. You can choose to either be exiled of the pantheon or demoted to the “mortal” rank, reentering the well of reincarnations.

[Maurus] - I choose to be exiled, Your Excellency.

[Head Judge] - Very well. God Emperor Louis. You have been found guilty of plotting against the pantheon and exploiting the system in an unlawful manner. However, in your defense, you have been created by Maurus with this exact objective. Therefore, you won’t be punished like him. You will first be given the chance of learning why you are wrong by being demoted to demi-god and working under an appropriate god. That, or you can choose exile.

[Louis] - Yah all can go to hell for all I care.

[Head Judge] - Do that means you choose exile, God Emperor Louis?

[Louis] - Yeah I do! Unclefuckers!

[Head Judge] - Very well. King of Evil Gods Takahara. You have been found not guilty of all accusations. This tribunal has also been impressed at your way of handing your realm, keeping both your own personality and efficiency at place. This tribunal recognize you haven’t contributed much to the overall of the fantasy pantheon’s power yet, but have faith in your imminent growth and would, none the less, be interested in having you given power as God Emperor of the universe XZZT05678304.

Would you accept it?”

“Uuuhm. I like the idea, but what about my contract with that guy?”

[Head Judge] - After your contract, the demon Marhlick has already climbed up the ranks to the position of writer himself. Therefore, he has agreed on giving up the contract as long as he is a single universe for his leisure. Are you willing to give one universe to him? This tribunal would like to let you know that the number of universes you can have as God Emperor is currently 42.

“Yeah, I like the idea. But what about me being immune to die, and being able to choose when to die, and become human on earth again…”

[Head Judge] - This tribunal is willing to allow you to retain all of the contract’s privileges, needing you just to ask for their compensation from your Inspector, in case you desire to make use of them.

“Then I accept it! Thank you very much!”

[Head Judge] - We are the one to thank you. Goddess Sophia, you have been found not guilty of all charges…

In the end everyone else was found not guilty of their charges, but I was the only one given a reward for what I did.

Life is nice.

Let’s go back home and start things over.

I have a multiverse to rule over now, after all.