My once loyal minion is now rampaging around while dangling its appendages, moistening the place with mucus and making weird noises.

How can I change Miiia back to what she used to be?

[Answer]: Soul trauma levels have reached a lock-down point. Minion Miiia’s soul cannot be tempered with by the moment.

Really?

Common!

I’m the God Emperor, for fucks sake!

Help me a bit here!

Shit…

And here I was, complaining to myself that I didn’t had enough challenges to face now that I was a God Emperor.

Oh, I will be inspected only in a billion years.

Oh, no god can tell me what to do.

Oh, the bastards can sabotage me, but they won’t ever band together to take my universe.

Oh, if I make Jaur my friend then I’m safe forever.

Stupid.

FUCK.

Miiia, my poor Miiia…

What should I do to you?

…

*sigh*

How long until her soul is recovered enough so I can tamper with it safely?

[Answer]: The time needed depends on the degree of tampering and follows the table below.

Damn…

Miiia’s will require a [Major Tampering], so it will take her over a million years to recover.

Man, what a letdown…

Guess the best I can do Is to make her comfortable in the meanwhile.

Here little one.

Let’s make your nightmarish appearance and behavior into a source of fun to you.

How does she feel good and cozy and have nice feelings?

[Answer]: Data loss and corruption has created a state of emotional chaos within the appointed subject. Several methods for making it feel good are as listed below, but may change.

Tsc.

It seems most of them are random.

Can I make a system in which she’s paired up with the souls who will give it to her, no matter which set of sensory and emotional input she needs for that? And which makes the process optimized, making it so I can tamper with her as soon as possible?

[Answer]: Yes.

Method please.

…

*sigh*

I never get used to this shit.

Which are the methods?

[Answer]: Such they are.

Nice.

Comme here Miiia…

And let’s see.

Omniscience, who else got perverted like this?

[Answer]: All subjects which had contact with God Emperor Louis and King of Evil Messiah have been affected to some degree.

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And which one of those have been affected also to the degree of getting souls which are impossible to revert to the previous condition?

[Answer]: Such are them.

Fuck.

Millions upon millions.

People on the heavens, people on the hells, people on the physical plane…

Even some of my protégées.

The monkey-minion I had created has gotten all messed up. The kid which had control of it is fine, though.

Damn, that’s so fucked up.

Well, at least none of my mortals got corrupted beyond recover.

It seems the degree of corruption had to do with the degree in which I used my power on them.

So those only blessed by me have been affected, but not so much.

Those created by me directly, or spawned from my relations with Miiia… most of them are useless now.

*sigh*

Fucking Louis.

I hope he burns in hell. In hell of hells.

Damn motherfucker, fucked up my family.

Well, it’s life.

Let’s make things right.

How can I send a message to all gods?

[Answer]: Such are the methods.

Nice.

Let’s make it so it’s a message they have to listen to.

I’m in no mood for diplomacy right now.

“Attention all. I have just assessed the degree of data loss and corruption due to Louis’s foolishness. It seems millions of souls have become corrupted beyond repair. I will be taking all of those and sending them to a place where they can recover faster. Please don’t mind it and be prepared for an emergency meeting to be carried on at any time. I won’t ask for you guys to give me an answer about if you want to go to another universe or not, but I will be asking for cooperation in solving this crisis. Also…”

Have Jaur gone to the past and taken his daughter’s soul already? Did everything go well?

[Answer]: Yes. No irregularities detected.

“Nice work getting your daughter’s soul back without messing things up Jaur. Keep going on like this.”

I just need to send the souls to the special place on my Emperor Realm aaand…. There, done with this part.

Now, let’s find what else got messed up by Louis’s little bullshit.

What was it, omniscience?

[Answer]: Such are the abnormalities caused by the data loss and corruption.

He.

Fuck.