Synopsis
Demon Lord Azanth was one of the greatest demons of the planes of wickedness. Liam Nowak is just your average first year student mage. Azanth is evil. Liam is good. An unlikely partnership comes about when Azanth's enemies overthrow him and force him into the weakest, most flimsy and impossible-to-comeback form they can think of on the Plane of Life: a crisp (also known as a potato chip).
Like Mephistopheles and Faust, the Master and Marguerite, Bert and Ernie, one can't help being evil and the other... wavers.
For Lord Azanth, his journey towards revenge is complicated by a growing awareness that beyond good and evil is primordial chaos, long thought to have been subdued, but which is making an accelerating return.
From being a 5-star, prismatic ranked, level-100 anti-tank mage, the demon's character sheet now reads:
Demon Lord Azanth Level 0 Crisp (Prawn Cocktail flavour)
Rank 0 Evolution 0
Cast down from the Seventh Plane of Wickedness, this arch-evil demon lord was reincarnated on the Plane of Life as a prawn cocktail crisp. Surviving only for revenge upon those other demons who betrayed him to a paladin, Lord Azanth nurtures nothing but hate in his brittle potato heart.
Health 1
Strength 0
Agility 0
Intelligence 7
Physical Attack 0
Magical Attack 0
Armour 0
Magical Defence 0
Equipped Slots: Perimeter (empty), torso (empty)
Spirit Stones 0/100
Rank quests 0/20
Skills
Choose one from: assess magic; create scent; disguise; fast reflexes; heal fracture; invisibility; levitate; poison cloud; slice; stealth; summon small animal; and telepathy.
Table of Contents
- 1Chapter 1: What Flavour is the Taste of Defeat?2024-11-13
- 2Chapter 2: Level 0 Crisp (Prawn Cocktail flavour)2024-11-13
- 3Chapter 3: A Forlorn Packet of Crisps in a Vending Machine2024-11-13
- 4Chapter 4: The Land Beyond the Portal2024-11-13
- 5Chapter 5: Meet My New Friend, the Crisp2024-11-13
- 6Chapter 6: Would you Trust your Life to a Crisp?2024-11-13
- 7Chapter 7: Demon Lord Azanth Level 3 Crisp (Prawn Cocktail flavour)2024-11-13
- 8Chapter 8: Playing Poker with the help of a Telepathic Crisp2024-11-13
- 9Chapter 9: “I Owe it all to a Crisp!”2024-11-13
- 10Chapter 10: A New Case Study for Leaving Cert Honours History?2024-11-13
- 11Chapter 11: The Exploits of a Prawn Cocktail Crisp2024-11-13
- 12Chapter 12: Is it the Stink of Prawn Cocktail or Demon that Betrays?2024-11-13
- 13Chapter 13: In the Name of Humanity Eat Your Crisp2024-11-13
- 14Chapter 14: A New Motto for a Prawn Cocktail Crisp2024-11-13
- 15Chapter 15: Level Seven Heaven2024-11-13
- 16Chapter 16: To Be Crushed or to Become a Diamond2024-11-13
- 17Chapter 17: What Purpose Does a Clock Serve, if Not to Measure Time?2024-11-13
- 18Chapter 18: Tunnel Spiders, Chrono-Beetles, and Glowpedes2024-11-13
- 19Chapter 19: He Who Can Stamp Upon the Hated Face is Blessed2024-11-13
- 20Chapter 20: Notes for my Podcast: Grouping with a Prawn Cocktail Crisp. Episode 2.2024-11-13
- 21Chapter 21: Most Humans are Other People2024-11-13
- 22Chapter 22: Chronos Unbound2024-11-13
- 23Chapter 23: Demons and Angels Unite to Stop Titans2024-11-13
- 24Chapter 24: Revenge Attaches Her Curse on all Inaction2024-11-13
- 25Chapter 25: Are They Violent? Are We in Danger?2024-11-13
- 26Chapter 26: Ebony Golems2024-11-13
- 27Chapter 27: A Powerful Contribution to any Group: a Prawn Cocktail Crisp2024-11-13
- 28Chapter 28: The Watery Depths of a Pirate Lair2024-11-13
- 29Chapter 29: Hunger is this Monster’s Dance Partner2024-11-13
- 30Chapter 30: Our Enemy the Anemone2024-11-13
- 31Chapter 31: They Wait in the Deceptive, Languorous Posture of Lions Eyeing their Prey2024-11-13
- 32Chapter 32: The Aengus Nowak Podcast: Grouping with a Prawn Cocktail Crisp. Episode 13 The Raid2024-11-13
- 33Chapter 33: Broken Wings of Angels Evoke Nothing but my Scorn2024-11-13
- 34Chapter 34: Effective Demons are Freudian2024-11-13
- 35Chapter 35: Sensational Arrest of Magecraft Professor2024-11-13
- 36Chapter 36: The Headband of Flurrying Fists2024-11-13
- 37Chapter 37: Onto the Walls of the Storm Giants’ Castle2024-11-13
- 38Chapter 38: Demons Listen to Human Bodies2024-11-13
- 39Chapter 39: Every One of us Dies Deep in our Affairs2024-11-13
- 40Chapter 40 The Warden of Grendwrack Castle2024-11-13
- 41Chapter 41 The Demon Crisp is Always Abroad2024-11-13
- 42Chapter 42: The Crisp is Trying to Lecture Me in the Most Tedious Fashion2024-11-13
- 43Chapter 43: A Potato Crisp is Not the Most Appropriate Form for Rituals of Power2024-11-13
- 44Chapter 44: At Lady Liseth’s Say So He Became a Potato.2024-11-13
- 45Chapter 45: The Tactics for Managing Timequake2024-11-13
- 46Chapter 46: Daydreaming is Easy, Acting is Difficult2024-11-13