(warning, I don't know how to write.)

Ouch, that hurt.

I know the chance of getting hit by a car while crossing the road is high and all, but why did it hit ME in the middle of the DAY. I swear the driver was sleeping. If that bastard was drunk, I'm haunting their bloodline and making every child born from it have no butthole.

But is this really the afterlife? I was kinda hoping to be sent to some sort of hell where I get to beat people up. What if the devil or whatever allowed me to torture someone else, that could be fun. For whatever this place is, it's not that fun. If the afterlife is just some weird space place, then I will kick whatever god that made this the afterlife right in their godly balls. And where is this light coming from?

Wow. That star is really close! I can't even see the edges of it, it's that big. That thing must be like billions of years old, too. That or it is just so big that it doesn't matter where it is, it will always look huge. Or I'm just standing really close to it.

Y'know, it kinda looks pretty weird, too. Like there is a line or something going from one side to the other. Like the eye of a giant reptile that is giving me the death stare. Didn't that have a name when weird stuff happens on the surface of a sun or star?

> "Be not scared child."

What?

> "Do not panic, child."

No, I mean, what do you mean?

> "It is well you are not afraid. A brave soul is good."

Aw, thanks man. But like what is this? Heaven, Hell? Nirvana? Some other weird place? Because I don't remember praying to a Star.

> "It matters not child, because you will be sent to a new world. A world of magical realms and powerful beasts. There will be other gods there to pray to if you wish to do so."

Nah, man, I'm good. So a new world, huh. How much magic are we talking about? Is the type of magic where I have to stick my nose in a book, eat the heart of someone, is there some kind of fancy screen that lets me level up to learn more magic?

> "Wel-"

Will there be others like me? Because if I find someone like me, I'm going to kick them around. Maybe put me somewhere they aren't around.

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> "Tha-"

How much of the world is fantasy? And what kind of fantasy are we looking at, knights and dragons, space fantasy, superhero fantasy. I'm sure there are more, but I'm not too worried about them.

> "if you wou-"

Will there be dragon girls with wide egg laying hips there?

> "Enough!"

Ok

> "That isnt something you would need to worry about. All you need to know is that I will help you this one time. Any ability, any power, anything you want."

Like what?

> "The ability to spit fire is one example."

Cool, cool. But can I be really weird about it? Like the ability to make anyone sneeze brains out through the ass?

> "...Yes..."

Then… Man, this is kinda hard. I could have the powers like some sort of superhuman. Or I could choose to be a sentient liquid metal capable of shapeshifting into anything! Or… EY BRE! I know what I want.

> "Bre? No matter, what have you decided on?"

Ok, so if you know how biology works, right? Muscles, bacteria, cells and so on. Well, I want full control over that.

> "Biology? Can you be more spesific?"

Like I can take over other cells, change them how I see fit and use them however I want.

> "Like a disease?"

Eh, not really. But you know what I mean, right? Like The Thing, or one of the many creepy hiveminds that morph the bodies of its victims, It can't be that hard?

> "It wont be. Before you go, what will you call yourself?"

A name… I know! Call me Vita, Latin for life. If I control something cool like a creatures' biology, I must call myself something that reflects it in a cooler way, like Death or Rot.

> "Vita, a good name. Your life will be interesting to watch over. Goodbye. Dont make too much of a mess with your second life."

Wait that quick? Are you sure you got what I wanted right, I could write it dow-

Before Vita could say anything else, Vita was no longer there. Sent away. Who knows what this being by the calling of Vita would do in this strange world. Let's hope that the abilities that come with this odd power of life won't go out of control and spread like a cancer.

> "It matters not. Im just happy that this is the first being that didnt go crazy, when it realised it's destination."

I just hope this world won't fall into stagnation like the many failed ones. An entity like Vita would surely force it into motion once more.

(again. I don't know what I'm doing.)