Before anyone could say anything, the stranger appeared in front of Vita.

“Ah, is this the legendary wendigo. Marvelous, simply marvelous. It is so similar in so many ways to the previous two, but so different at the same time! Wonderful, simply wonderful. Diana Wolfheart, was it? What a miracle it must be for you to not only find a wendigo, but to manage to tame it too! Oh, simply a miracle! Look at these vines, how do they grow? Is it a part of the natural growth of wendigos? Is Vita an elite of the wendigos' species? Or maybe Vita is a unique specimen. Oh, sorry.” The strange fellow took a step back before introducing himself.

“Berend Wurmwing, agent of the department of magical beasts at your service.” He bowed slightly and used his hands to fix up his hair.

“Diana, as you can see, this is a pervert. I mean, this is the agent that will help 'legalize' Vita.” With a pencil, the reception lady pointed to the pervert-agent. Diana asked why the agent was here instead of the papers she was supposed to fill out, to which Berend answered.

“It is simple, really! Quite simple! Vita here is a legendary rank beast! If he were to go wild, who knows how much damage would be dealt to the Kingdom! Considering that dragons are the nemesis of wendigos says a lot for the power that a wendigo possesses in their manaless body! It would be quite explosive!” He finished his sentence by with a puff of smoke coming out of his hair-cannon. Pulling out a fancy pen of his own, a clipboard and a small camera, he started writing.

The first couple of questions were simple enough. Name and species; Vita and wendigo. Blood type… Don't want to take a blood sample due to safety reasons. Height of beast during report; 3.53 meters in height. Bipedal with humanoid forelimbs. Odd vine-like growths; appears to have full control of all vines. Birth; Unknown. Sidenote; 10 000 years old at minimum. Magical abilities; None, however, its vines can be used in many creative ways. Also seem to be able to manipulate its own body to different degrees. And so on and so on…

“Well, that should be enough information. But still, it's quite the blast to be up close with a legendary beast! Quite the blast, I say!” He stored away everything and pulled out a small token with a cat and a dog on it.

“This is proof that Vita here is a legal beast, so there won't be anyone offering you any trouble. Well, unless they are incredibly lacking in the brain department. Goodbye, Diana Wolfheart and Vita.” He bowed, a bit of gunpowder falling out from his hair, and vanished once more.

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Well, that was something. Quite the eventful day, meeting with different types of weirdos. And now the only thing I can think of that needs to be done for Diana is to get a room for her to sleep in. Or we could just claim a random spot, that would be fun. Eh, can't bother with anything anymore, I'll go autopilot mode for now.

Now that I know a bit more about this world, with its mana and its minds. Mhmhm, I have a bunch of dead cells that count as 'me'. And magic needs a mind, a body, and a soul. How the fuck am I supposed to do anything, then? Wait a fucking second, is that why I can't look into people's memories all that well? That would explain a decent amount of stuff. But without a mind or soul, I wouldn't be able to use magic.

Who requires magic anyway! Hope these magic snorting A-holes get magic cancer in the ass. I will use science to bend this world to my will! And then, magic will slowly crumble to my will as well!

Yes Vita, wonderful idea! This is why I voted for Vita for president. Thank you all for choosing me to be the big Vita that makes all the rules. Back to the topic at hand. I've seen some stuff that magic can do, but without a deeper understanding of it, I won't be able to fight against it as well I would like. Mhmhmhmh, and it's not like I would be completely defenseless against someone using magic, either.

Only that Ree dude was making me break a sweat. And I wouldn't really lose. Hell, I don't think I could lose. Maybe to the bigger guys, but not to any of the farts wandering this castle. I wonder if it would be like in the mangas and the animes. With a bunch of hormonal teens throwing a hissy fit. Wonder if murder would be ok with these people. Crushing someone's skull because they tried to kill Diana.

Oh, we found a room to stay in that quick?

It was quite the modest living space, but to the poorer students it might be a miracle. Living room, bathroom, and a bedroom. A table with a couple of chairs, a normal bed and a toilet. But what's this? When you flush the toilet, the water sprays out of a small crystal? Eh, magic probably.

Vita's massive frame crouch-walked from the bathroom and to the bedroom, where Diana was. She simply laid there on the bed, staring at the ceiling and holding a pillow up to her chin. Her eyes closed in thought, but her eyebrows seemed to ease up when Vita entered the room.

She was about to say something, maybe something nice or heart-warming. But to her own surprise, Vita simply picked her up, and put her on the ground. The bed wasn't even big enough for Vita, but down Vita went. The bed protested with a large amount of noise that was ignored by the 'beast'.

Diana, as payback, simply crawled on top of Vita and pushed a couple of vines around to make a nest for herself to sleep in.

And so she slept, while Vita pondered about how much more this world would differ from Earth.