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Chapter two:The Surprise is here
Ding……..Ding……….Ding
Groaning I try to put a hand to my head only to remember why I had a sore head in the first place pushing myself into a seated position with my back up against the hallway wall of what I presume is a ship and pick up my smart phone glancing at the screen
You have five new messages
I sigh in relief “haa- it seems my booty is safe from a yendare otherwise I would have way more messages” I mutter to myself browsing through the messages generic stuff really a message from death basically saying she added her contact incase the Rob comes to cause trouble and to contact her if I get too lonely whatever that means and a basic rundown when and where I am it would seem that I've been placed 10 years before the start of the prequel movies witch is fine by me truly it's the most peaceful the galaxy will be in a long time also it seems Ive been given ownership of the ebonhawk revans personal ship sweet.
Looking up from my phone to glace up and down the hallway I look for signs to indicate where the cockpit is or anything like that seeing none it seems like it's stumble around untill I find something interesting so I enie menie miney now which direction to go and got to proceed to my left before I go I make sure to place something to indicate that I've been there looking around I find nothing but the dust on the ship is thick enough I draw an arrow and tread lightly as to not to disturb the dust too much.
As I'm walking down the dusty proverbial trail I make sure to mark the direction that I've gone down on my right is a curving hall way and in front of me is what looks like a kind of common room with a table in the middle and an active droid head in the middle of the table which focuses on me as I enter it's peripheral vision statement: greetings meat bag can the greasy monkey put together the glorious masters creation the definition of effective zzzagressivezzz negotiation HK-47 now come here and use your greasy monkey hands to good use putting me back together so I can then slaughter you” looking the droid head in the eyes I say “no not at the moment HK you see I'm a bit lost though now I see your head I now know where I am” HK-47’s eyes light up brightly as he says”statement”oh and where would that be meatbag enlighten this old droid come now” you could feel the sarcasm dripping from his voice modules “well HK-47 we are on your masters ship the ebonhawk and I was teleported here by death herself after an asshole Rob made a big mistake” I take a deep breath “now I just want to turn the ship on and navigate to a safe place hopefully so if you help me I will do my best to put you together and I don't know what ever you want I guess.”
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Lost in thought for a few brief moments I remember my wish I start browsing through my phone to which HK-47 says “question:t:what's that meatbag?” I galnce over at the droid “my smart phone HK it's a communication device and much more” as I was browsing I noticed two new apps on my phone one was named inventory the other named Mchat the inventory had a chest opening as a app image Mchat had a styleized letter m with a portal behind it.
Looking at the apps I decided to try my luck and look through my inventory app pressing it it immediately opened no lag on the screen a bank page remmincient of the wow bank it had 64 slots and what seemed to be four pages so a total of 256 slots two of which are occupied by a dog icon and a present icon having a good idea what the dog icon is I steel my heart and wait to see my beat friend because I need to first make sure it's safe to have him out also I kinda want to open up the gift working up the courage I press the gift icon In my inventory as I do it materilizes Infront of my and HK-47 eyes floating etheraly hesitantly reaching out to pluck the floating ‘gift’ as my hands touch the outside of the box it opens in a blinding bright light a chance wheel appears in front of me and starts spining of it own accord HK-47 calmly says”Question: are you a Jedi meatbag?” blandly stareing at HK-47's eyes “no HK I'm something different something more I'm a wizard” as I do jazz hands not really lieing watching as the wheel spins and spins clicking as it goes as it slows the clicking slows as well until it eventually stops on Premium Companion Coupon x3 feeling giddy I look towards HK-47 and say “I guess it's my lucky day buddy and it looks like you will have more ‘meatbags’ to insult” smiling at him I swear I could see his eyes roll “Statement: oh the joy I'll have more meatbags to torment” the sarcasm dripping from his voice modules was palpable as bead of sweat formed on my forehead “ok HK let me draw those companions the you can go back to being melodramatic ok” clasping at the coupons in the air it presents me with the option if I want to draw once now or all 3 at once weighing my options I choose to draw once because I don't know if we have food on board or not suddenly a bright blue white light forms in the middle of the room as a 7ft tall Wookie appears with black fur that has white flecks throughout as his feet touch the floor it lets out a roar as it glances around and sees me and HK mouths agape at the behemoth before us coming to my sences I say in hopefully not a squeaky voice “well hello there I hope the summon wasn't painful” cringing at the voice crack smiling
at the Wookie.