Smiling awarkardly at the 7ft behemoth of a Wookie i give a quick side glance at HK-47” quick question HK can you translate Wookie?” HK-47's eyes glow slightly as he says”statement:of course meatbag I'm insulted that you would insinuate otherwise how else could I effectively insult the myriad of meatbag races it would be a travesty of monumental proportions” a bead of sweat forms on my brow as I look at the detached head of HK-47 “reven sure had a fucked sense of humour mate” I say quietly to my self I renew my focus on the Wookie who is now tilting his head at us.
“Look sir/madam Wookie I don't mean to alarm you but you see Ive been put in a pickle of sorts a shithead of a random omnipresent being snapped half of my universes population into oblivion as a booty call to to lady death” taking a deap breath to continue I hear HK-47 saying “statement:Respect” ignoring the blatant disregard of those lives but what do you expect from that loveable murder hobo droid internal monologue aside “any way long story short I was put here given gifts and of to the greater galaxy I go now here is where you come in I was checking my ‘gifts’ you see and it was a choice wheel with a whole bunch of items and I got a voucher that gave me three summons that could be taken at any time and you were the first sorry if I had taken you from your loved ones please forgive me” bowing my head.
Looking up at the Wookie I see him/her/it I don't know Wookie pronouns seemingly laughing at me I tilt my head as the Wookie says”no problem human I owe you a life dept you saved me from certain death I was in the middle of a slave death fight and the light saved me from death sweet grasp so my life is now yours until you or I die so be it!.
Slack jawed I take a moment to process the monumental fuckery that just happened as the voice of HK echos thought the halls of the ship “statement:that's fucking bullshit human meatbag and you know it no magic shit!” I guess HK now has to differentiate between us now the me an the Wookie are a team but now I need to set something straight “that's ok Sir/-.” the Wookie interrupts “my name's Othrrrawl human and I'm a male if that puts you at ease of misunderstandings sir”
Abit taken aback but otherwise happy with the new knowledge ”thank you Othrrrawl my name is Felix haven't decided on a new last name yet as you know the whole snapped universe thing haha anyway I want you to know that I would never ask you to sacrifice yourself for me in any comasaty and if push com to shove save yourself because the reason we are probably in the mess we are in this metaphorical situation is that I lead us there and it is my responsibility to keap you safe capesh hah always wanted to say that” looking abit sheepish rubbing the back of my head before continuing the conversation “quick question do you have any knowledge on flying a ship or repairing a ship of anykind?”
Abit startled at the quick question from the tirade of speech I verbally vomited at him Othrrrawl says”why yes I do Felix is this tub in need of repairs” eyes sparkling like a rip off Dumbledore I say “that's wonderful Othrrrawl let's give the ship a good once over with HK and see if we can’t get this show on the road”
Quite some time later
“You know Othrrrawl I don’t know what your doing but keep doing it I need to see what's happening with my phone It looks like you've got everything covered here I'll bee back soon” as I duck out of the engine room leaving Othrrrawl to mess around and find the problems in and about the engines the man seems like a wizard with a wrench any way gazing at the phone I notice app with a icon with a big M overlapped with a small CG in the middle of the big M anyway I press the bastard app that keeps blasting my phone up
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[Multiverse chat group system activates]
[Hello host and welcome to the chat group sorry for the messages I needed you to active me as I was fading]
Going blank for a second then replying “no worries chat do you have a name?” [No host I have not been given a name as of yet though you could present one to me to choose from.]
Thinking for a couple of minutes I say “what about Poe would you like that name also if you don't mind can you explain what this whole multiverse chat group app about and its function because you would be best I think?”
[Poe hmm… I think I like the name… yes I think this will do (New designation:Poe confirmed) as to the app host it is a bridge between worlds and universes outside this dimension giving rewards for helping the owners of the app i.e you and people you invite to progress in their universes towards balance.]
Dumbfounded mouth agape at the knowledge bomb just dropped Yea I know that Lady death exists but Goddamn an app that allows communication across dimensions that kind of blows my tiny brain fried from to much weed “I really need to get me some weed man been stinng since I've been here really need to hope I find some in this universe it's gotta be here” I mutter under my breath focusing I say aloud”Poe wha–”
[Host you can think to communicate with me :)]
‘thanks Poe what do you mean balance and invite people I know you need people to chat with in a chat group but how would I go about it?’
[Well host balance is balance you know what balance is don't you host the equilibrium of something in this case good and evil, light and dark you and I know that as bright a light source is it casts even larger shadow and those bright lights and dark shadows put the equilibrium out of balance and that's where you come in most of the time it will be little things that can be handled by the people in the dimensions in question but sometimes asshats will mess up the balance so bad that it needs some outside help as we say]
[On to the actual invitation side of things you just give me the go ahead and I will just send them out as simple as that neither you or I really get a choice in who they go to unfortunately sorry host]
A little frustrated not getting the choice but I understand as a mere mortal I can't decide my own fate ‘no worries Poe I know we don't get a choice but we get to meet new friends potentially powerful friends send the invites out Poe wish us luck’
[Invites sent host good luck]
‘Thank you Poe my name's Felix by the way’
[Pirate King Luffy has joined the chat group]
[Senju heir Tsunade has joined the group chat]
[Prison amnesiac Sigor Sun-Seeker has joined the group chat]
[Hero's Mum Delia has joined the group chat]
[Group admin death's crush Felix has joined the chat group]
Oh boy Huston we've got a problem.