"Hi, Genaro!"
Celestia tried to wave but she was a moon and she had no hands so she couldn't.
Um hi-
< You have gained two new Qi elements! Lunar Qi and Orbital Qi! You will now-
CAN YOU STOP INTERRUPTING ME?!
< Sorry. >
Anyway hi.
"Genaro I am your conduit and assistant,"
I could swear that I heard a ruffling and packing of papers through the telepathic link.
"Just ask what you need of me, and I will carry it out."
< Um... can I speak now? >
Yes.
The narrative has been taken without permission. Report any sightings.
< The goddess Luna and the god Circumis are here to give you your boons. >
I felt two telepathic links open up shortly after the system message finished
"Hello, young planet." (Luna)
"What's up?" (Circumis)
Can I have my boons?
"No time for small talk eh? (Chuckle) Here, have mine first." (Circumis)
"Here is my gift to you." (Luna)
< You have gained the boon from Circumis which increased your gravity! >
< You have gained the boon from Luna that lets your moon(s) scale with you. You can also deposit and withdraw mass from all of your moons. >
< Due to the exertion of gravity on your core, it has leveled up and become a stage five core! >
< Stage five core >
< Heat: 230º >
< Gravity: 0.032 >
Cool. Thanks guys.
"Bye."
"Bye."
(Sigh) I wish I had someone to talk with long-term.
"You have me!" Celestia said.
Oh right. Wanna play rock paper scissors?
"What's rock paper scissors?"
(Insert explanation of me saying what rock paper scissors is.)
"Oh ok. Let's play!"
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After 100,000 years of playing rock paper scissors, I was bored.
I'm bored.
I looked at my surface and noticed how I looked exactly like Celestia, just bigger.
I focused my Qi on the surface of me and tried shaping a mountain range.
A mountain range formed but it looked a bit man-made.
Also, it was way too big.
I tried shaving some of the earth off it but instead, it was so powerful the mountain range instantly became a cavern.
(Sigh) This is going to take a long time.