Dave sleepily opened his eyes.
< Health: 1/1 >
< Qi: 1/1 >
< Species: Micro-asteroid >
< Class: Celestial body >
< Size: 10 millimeters >
What the... oh right, I forgot what happened yesterday.
< Age: 11,000 years >
Dave gawked at the number presented in front of him.
Ok, so apparently 'yesterday' was 11,000 years ago.
Dave thought about the events that led up to this.
He was walking to work and then...
He woke up here.
Ok, I died but how?
Maybe it was a bomb or a car.
Oh well, now what do I do now?
Dave looked at his Qi score.
He then closed his eyes and tried to feel the Qi inside him.
He felt that he had a core and then he felt the Qi inside it.
This is like those Xiaxia books I used to read.
Dave tried to imagine himself being reinforced by his Qi, growing bigger.
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< Size updated to 16 millimeters! >
Not too shabby... ok I need to cultivate I guess to grow bigger.
Dave again closed his eyes and focused on attracting Qi.
(1 year later...)
< 0.0001 celestial Qi gained! >
< Transforming celestial Qi into earth Qi... >
< 0.0001 celestial Qi transformed into 0.00001 Earth Qi! >
Oh my god, this is gonna take a long time.
There has to be an easier way.
Dave looked at his Qi score and then shouted Appraise!
< Qi: 0.00001/1 >
< Base Qi type: Earth (Select this to receive earth god boon!) >
< Qi types mastered: 1/362 >
Dave Squinted at the option and then selected it.
"Hello."
Huh? What?
"My name is Terratus, the earth god."
Can you please speak normally?
"This better?"
Yes.
"Anyway, I'm here because your starting Qi type was earth so you get help cultivating."
Please let me cultivate like 1 Qi per hour.
"Oh, yes I planned to do that."
< Qi cultivation efficiency increased! >
Thanks
"Anyway, I'll be going now. I can't wait for me and my sister to inhabit you!"
Wait WHAT?!
"Well you will get bigger, and once you do you will become a planet so people and gods will inhabit you."
Umm... ok. But who's your sister?
"Her name is Terrasis"
Terratus Terrasis Terra... sis... you gotta be kidding me right?
"Don't blame me, blame Asakis"
Who's that?
"He's the all-father of this universe."
Did... he do this to me?
"Yes but don't try to do anything about this."
Fine
"Anyway, bye!"
WAIT WAIT WAIT I STILL HAVE...
Crap.