They destroyed his planet. They kidnapped his crush. But they made one crucial mistake... they left him alive… armed with two pizza cutters.
 Today is Sam Wynbrook's 26th birthday. He's a lanky nerd who lives with his mom, bakes pizzas at a rat arcade restaurant, and clams up every time he's around the quirky waitress he likes. It's just another Saturday at work, until the world gets hijacked. An intergalactic slayer league seizes Earth to host their brutal championship game, and Sam's crush gets kidnapped by one of the combatants. Now, Sam must battle his way through SLAYER BOWL, a vicious combat sport filled with savage monsters, aste-roid injecting warriors, and corrupt refbots. His only hope? Level up, acquire powerful upgrades, and slash his way to victory—to win the championship and save the woman of his dreams. 1 chapter daily until February 24th, then every M-W-F until book 1 is complete, a brief break, then onward into book 2. Same for book 3… Advance chapters are available on my Patreon at http://patreon.com/sackoflit. I appreciate any support as I am writing this story full time and hoping to provide you with lots of entertainment. Cover art is a placeholder - having new one commissioned from the incredible Luciando Pleitas (Dungeon Crawler Carl)! Audiobook will be narrated by the amazingly talented, Luke Daniels, once the book goes to Kindle Unlimited! This web novel is also available at Scribblehub.com