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Miko’s Daily Routine: The Prince of JungleCLUBS talks about his torture…
“The scar on my chest means I’m Miko’s property! The scar on my back means I’m Mhai’s property! They take turns by flipping me like a coin!”
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“Tell-a me what you-a think~😁”
“Wow! 😮 So many things! 😮”
“Too many things if yew ask me, sugah 😕…”
“Of course! 😁 Lots-a thingsss from my-a home country~💚 And even more to sell! 😁”
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Despite being small in terms of square footage, Casalinghi da Ferro is wall-to-wall with enough supplies to make an entire chain of warehouses shy. I’d say a shop this difficult to move around in is right at home, with the packed Peachmane streets outside that door.
I do say the smell of cardboard, plants (why?), and pizza makes for an “interesting” combination. Not one odor manages to completely overtake the other, but you know each one is THERE!
“Golly…it must have been really hard to move all this.” Dee shuffles around a tightly taped box labeled “mutandine.” Thankfully his Italian isn’t good enough yet to know what that means. “You should have asked us to help.”
💭 Not a chance, sugah~😂 💭
“Oh, no, no~😁 It was-a no problem~😁 A nice boy helped me~💞😌💞” Fabby has a smitten look on her face~💖
“...eh? 🥺…nice boy? 🥺…” Faith feels her misunderstood, poor, sweet, sensitive, and shy maiden’s heart break 💔. Her country-girl intuition knows all, especially who this “nice boy” must be.
“Yes, yes! 😁 He comes here all the time~💞😌💞”
“...eh? 🥺💔…he comes here all the time? 🥺💔💔…”
“Mhm~😁 First it was to help-a with the deliveries, but he wouldn’t stop asking me questionsss~💞😌💞 About Italyyy~💞😌💞 If I have a boyfrienddd waiting for me at home~💞😌💞 Or if I have-a one already here~💞😌💞”
“...🥺💔💔💔…does he wear glasses and have spikey hair?”
“WITTY! 😚👌” Fabby confirms it. “I secretly say-a things to his face that-a he doesn’t understand~💞😌💞 I’m-a so baaaaad~💞😌💞 If he asks me to-a teach him Italian, I might-a need to say-a noooooo~💞😌💞”
“...😭💔💔💔💔…” How many times must Faith’s heart break in one conversation?
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Dee chimes in. “Good ol’ reliable Witty! We saw him this morning! 😁 Well…Faith saw him, I guess 🙄…”
💭 …I see Witty’s face every time I close my eyes, sugah 🥺… 💭
“Yes, yes~😁 Witty has a lots-a deliveries to make-a today! 😁 And when he’s finished, he wants-a to take me out to dinner later, but I told him…NO WAY~😁”
Faith LOVES that 😏.
“...and instead have-a dinner HERE! 😁”
Faith can’t breathe 💀💔.
“Ohhh~💞😌💞 Wittyyy boyyy wanna make-a pastaaaaaaa with me~💞😌💞” *wiggle* *wiggle*
Dee imagines what “making pasta” must be like…
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💭 Maaaaaan 😔 I wanna make pasta with Fabby and Witty too, but Faith’s fat ass would probably eat it all the second the plate hits the table 😒…and she probably would keep smooching on Witty too, gross 🤮… 💭 Dee clearly has an accurate thought.
Faith imagines what “making pasta” must be like…
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“EEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!?!?!?!?!?!? PASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?” Faith clearly has an accurate thought.
“That’s right~😁 Pastaaaaaaaaa~😚👌” Fabby pats Faith on the back. “You’re-a starting to sound like a 💪REAL💪 Italian, no~? 😚👌”
💭 …don’t worry about this Sicilian demon, baby Witty 😒…your Mama Faith will protect you 😒… 💭
“Oh~😁 Oh~😁 Oh~😁 Let’s talk about food laterrrrr~👋😚” Fabby drags Faith over by the shelves. “I have something-a else I wanna show you~😁”
First, Faith rolls her eyes, but then… “OH MY GOD! 😱💖”
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Faith can’t believe it! Fabby owns the first three volumes of the Thai best-selling manga Which? Witch! created by the VERY FAMOUS author/artist, Anila, in mint condition. “Yew can read Thai, sugah? 😮”
*nail check* “Nope~✨ But-a you-a don’t need to speak-a Thai to see-a the cute Thai art~😏”
*nail check* “Hehehe~😌 Yew are so right…😒…🙄…” Faith haphazardly switches off this moment of friendship before it has time to blossom. She doesn’t like Fabby, nope.
“You are just-a like me~😚 Sooooo then you-a must-a love this even-a more, no~? 😚👌” Fabby casually and cooly slides a box over to Faith.
“😱💖 EEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!?!?!?!?!? 😱💖” Faith’s eyes must be lying to her! Could this really, honestly, truly be…
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…it is…Fabby owns a suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuper rare (and possibly suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuper illegal) Thai hentai tabletop RPG 🥵🥵🥵🥵.
Now, the astute observer might notice “similarities” between this art style and the art style of the Which? Witch! manga, and to that, we must remind you of three rules in Thai life:
1. อย่าถามน้ำหนักผู้หญิง~💅
2. อย่าถามเธอว่าหาเงินได้เท่าไหร่~💅
3. อย่าถามว่าเธอวาดรูปโป๊อะไรอยู่~💅
Faith sweats, and her nose bleeds. “Whoa~🥵 You weren't afraid of customs seizing this and throwing you in jail~🥵”
Fabby sweats, and her nose bleeds, too. “Even-a if they locked-a me up and threw away the key, I could-a play-a this game in my mind forever~🥵”
Faith and Fabby high-five each other. 😌❤️😌💚
But then Faith instantly remembers that she doesn't like Fabby and once again cranks the valve closed and tight to dissuade any possible friendship 👎😒👎…
Faith checks over her shoulder to see what Dee is doing.
Dee is busy petting the green kitty and apparently (and thankfully 🙏) has not been listening to Fabby and Faith's adult conversation about smut, I mean manga…and board games…
*cough cough* “...you know 😒…sometimes customs can be rough with packages 😒…” Faith has an interesting point.
“Oh~? 🤔” Fabby is intrigued.
“...we should inspect this game thoroughly for any damages 😒💅✨…”
“Oh~? 🥰💅✨ I must agree~😌” Fabby steps over to a room blocked off by a curtain. “Step inside~😌💅✨ You-a can help-a me ‘check’ more ‘packages’ for ‘damage’ here~😌💅✨”
“Dee! Don’t go anywhere! Fabby will show me the ladies-only aisle. 😒💅✨”
*blehhhhhhhhhh 🤮* That sounds plenty awful enough to Dee that he certainly won't argue at all.
“Let's-a go~😌💅✨” Fabby opens the curtain for Faith. “Oh~😁 Close your-a eyes first~👋😚”
“...fine 🥱…” Faith does as requested and then enters the ladies-only aisle.
💭 Wow~🥰 I can't wait to see the look on her face~🤭 All according to plan, no~? 💭 Fabby closes the curtain. “Ciao~👋😚”
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