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Miko’s Daily Routine: A kidnapping? A rescue? Monster Miko and Monster Mhai chase The Queen of JungleCLUBS and The Prince of JungleCLUBS!?!?
“Come back here with OUR pet!”
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*munch* *munch* *nail check* I think we found Faith.
“Come on Faith, ugh, can’t you carry at least SOME of these bags! 😭” And we found Dee, too!
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“HMPH! My hands are full with good food, my purse, and my beauty~✨” Faith loves to eat moo-ping and drink soda pop from a bag. It’s not weird. It’s a Thai girl thing, sugah~💅 (Faith is always still a country girl, first and foremost).
“...and FULL of yourself too 🙄…I’m dying over here 😭!”
“Oh, hush up~🥱 Be a man. We’re almost done shopping anyway~🥱”
“...which took longer than it should have because you wouldn’t stop stuffing your face! 😭…and I had NOTHING to eat 😭…” *WHEEZE* “...Oh God…💀…”
“I know just the thing to boost a boy in need~💖”
“Yeah, what? 😭”
*smooch~😚* Faith plants a kiss on Dee’s cheek. “All the sugah yew need~💖”
*bleh 🤢* All at once, Dee’s lungs collapse, his heart stops beating, his skin goes cold, and he crashes on the pavement 💀.
“La~la~la, I left him speechless cuz I’m so sweet~💖” Faith is as full of herself as her belly is. *munch* *munch* “One more stop then…hmm…🤔…where are we anyway…oh…oh no…😨”
Faith makes a horrible realization about the street they are on. The dying brother and the sweet sister had unwittingly entered the “bad” part of town. Not “bad” for the reasons one may think, but “bad” for one specific reason that shall not be named.
It’s imperative that Faith and Dee escape as soon as possible before it is too late.
Faith looks across the street. It’s too packed with people. They can’t cross.
Faith looks behind, also packed. They can’t go back.
Faith looks ahead. The road before them is empty, but the road before is also rife with danger. But with no other option, Faith presses on.
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…so far…so good…
…so farther…so good-er…
…with only a few more steps to turn the corner right in front of her, past a certain shop, then Faith will be able to make a clean getaway-
"FERMO! LADRO! RIDAMMI IL MIO PREZIOSO TESORO!" Something Italian this way comes from around the corner of the shop~🍝
“EEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!?!?!?!?!?” Faith's deepest fears and darkest nightmares have come to fruition in the harshest reality…
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It’s none other than 😒 that girl 😒
😒 that Italian girl 😒…
😒 that Fabiana Ferro 😒…
😒 that Italian girl known as Fabiana Ferro 😒is chasing a cat with green fur (who has a mouthful of ✨mutandine✨) while flailing around a wooden spoon (Hey! It's called a ✨cucchiarella✨) in hand.
*snatch* Fabiana retrieves her ✨shimapan mutandine✨.
*meow* *meow* The furry thief hides behind Faith.
“Hey. Go away, shoo! Shoo!” Faith whispers.
“Ah. I’m-a sorry, miss. I hope-a my-a bad kitty isn’t bothering…OH, IT’S YOU! 😁” Fabiana waves at Faith. “Ciao~👋😙”
“...😒…” Faith acknowledges that a human is indeed speaking to her, barely.
“FABBY!!! 😊” Dee suddenly feels light on his feet and dashes over. “Umm 🤔 Umm 🤔 Buondì, Fabby 😊! Che piacere vederti 😊!”
“AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰” Fabby pats Dee’s head. “Good boy! Good boy! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 Has someone been-a practicing for me~💚”
“I practice every day! 😊” Dee nods.
*bacio~😚* Fabby plants a kiss on Dee’s cheek. “Then my-a best-a student should be rewarded, no~?”
*WOW 🥰* All at once, Dee’s lungs fill with air, his heart beats with beautiful life, his skin is hot to the touch, and he floats above the pavement 🕊️.
“...😒…” Faith isn’t amused. Typical American boy! 🙄 He gets a kiss from some 🔊FOREIGN🔊 girl and forgets he has good ol’ fashioned all-American affection from his loving onee-sama, who slaves for him every day back at home! 😒 *HMPH* Faith pouts.
“Oh, my~💚 Aren’t those-a bags-a heavy~?” Fabby notices Dee’s haul.
“Not anymore! 🥰” Dee flexes both arms.
“Yeah, yeah, not anymore! 😒” Faith tries to rush him along. “We’re very busy and have MORE shopping to do! 😒 Too busy to chat with girls 🥱.”
“Why not-a shop at Casalinghi da Ferro~?” Fabby rolls her arm. “We have all your needs~✨”
“Like hell you do…😒…” Faith attempts to walk away-
“Do you have plenty of toilet paper? 😊” Dee asks.
“Of-a course we do~! 😊” Fabby answers.
Dee chuckles up a storm. “Good, because Faith uses it all-”
*💢 POW 🤜* A small boy was just murdered in broad daylight…
*nail check* “We really must be going…😒…My brother has spent too much time in the hot sun today…😒…”
“I wouldn’t worry about the sun, and I do insist-a you must come inside. It’s-a the wind you should worry about.”
“Oh yeah? 🥱 Why’s that? 😒”
*purrrrr* The green kitty circles around Faith’s leg and runs up to Fabby’s arms.
“Well, umm, we-a have a saying from my-a home country of Italy 🤔…”
“Mhm, and? 😒 What about Italy? 🥱 This is America~🥱”
“I will-a help you understand-a in English. It-a goes like-a this: The autumn breeze is not kind to girls.”
*WHOOSH* A heavy and unkind wind blows down the street!
“And? 😒”
“...and this-a bad cat can’t-a be trusted…”
“What do yew…😒…EHHHHH!?!?!?!???!? 😱”
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📸📸📸 It looks like this furry thief wasn’t done shopping yet, either! Keeping Faith’s panties safe in his grinning mouth.📸📸📸
“Wow. That’s-a big carrot for-a big-a butt…”
“BAD CAT!!! 🤬 HOW DARE YEW STEAL A MAIDEN’S PRECIOUS TREASURE!!! 🤬” Faith lunges at the kitty, but he hops off Fabby and runs inside the store. 💭 I was saving those for my prince Witty! 😭 💭
“Seems-a like you-a have no choice now~💚” Fabby giggles. “Unless you-a feel like-a wearing shimapan today~?”
📸📸📸 *WHOOOOOOOSH* There’s that timely, unkind autumn breeze again. 📸📸📸
“😵....huh……whuh….😵” Dee is slowly regaining consciousness. “What happened-”
Faith’s face is red enough to light up a Christmas tree. “INSIDE NOW!!!” Like a snow plow, she scoops and shoves her brother off the sidewalk and into the humble Italian store before he can inquire any further.
“Never a dull day in Aaaaaaamerica~💚” Fabby is the last one in and shuts the door.
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“Ciao~👋😙”
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