Tanaka Goro draws the short-straw on his afterlife. He’s given the blessing (curse) of being reincarnated in another world as the go-kart hero of legend. He only has one problem: he’s not a hero with a go-kart; he is the go-kart. How will he defeat the Kart Lord (a guy with a go-kart) who has terrorized the land for years? Goro must gather his allies (cute beast-girls) and collect the decals of legend (RPG skills) so that he can defeat the Kart Lord and save the land! I (the author) know what you’re thinking; this has to be a joke. Guess what? It is a joke. This novel is a participant in the Fast Food Frontpage Competition. Now I (still the author) know precisely what you’re thinking now. Where did you get that glorious cover? To which I respond smugly, “From snow_blue11 on Fiverr, he’s a great artist, and he did a fantastic job.”