''Hey, White what's your favorite animal?''

[Go away Red I'm trying to do something...]

''Oh come on...tell me''

[No! now go away]

''I'll make you tell me!''

[I'll make you leave me alone]

''How will you do that?!''

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[Zombie science team!]

''AAAAAAAH!!!''

Red runs away.

[Fucking idiot...]

Red runs back in.

''Tell....me....your.....favorite....animal....''

[Go away]

''Mine's a Llama''

[I don't care, now go away]

''Not until you tell me your favorite animal!''

[Okay fine it's a......what's that behind you!?]

There is a strange animal behind Red.

''....It's a Llama...''

[Why is there a Llama in our house?]

''Because.....it's your birthday?''

[That was two months ago...]

''No...it....wait..''

[Go away.]

''Only if you tell me.''

[Wolverine...]

''Good :D''

[....Why?]

''So I know what to get you on your birthday''

[HEY WAIT!!!]

Red ran off to get White a pet wolverine......he couldn't find one.

[God damn....he doesn't even remember my birthday at all.....AND HE LEFT THE LLAMA!!!]

(The End)